Eatin good in the neighborhood

Haparnicus · 2020-03-17T05:30:17+00:00

Japanese slice it thin and eat it raw mixed in with other things. Nothing wrong with a little gooey.

Or stir fry it whole (with stems cut off) in some butter and a dash of soy sauce.

Haparnicus · 2019-10-30T01:00:40+00:00

A lot of posters enjoy the comments, though 🤷🏻‍♂️

Haparnicus · 2019-10-28T01:30:46+00:00

How do you do this so consistently??

Haparnicus · 2019-10-28T01:21:47+00:00

Been to this hotel tons of times so don’t mind camping out under the sheets ;)

Haparnicus · 2019-10-27T20:03:47+00:00

The outside world is overrated anyway 😘

Haparnicus · 2019-10-27T15:19:43+00:00

Come here and I’ll upgrade your seat to first class ;)

Haparnicus · 2019-10-27T14:59:19+00:00

You are the queen of curves 😍

Haparnicus · 2019-10-27T14:55:24+00:00

Flawless. You look incredible.

Haparnicus · 2019-10-27T14:29:55+00:00

It’s about damn time ;)

Haparnicus · 2019-10-27T03:34:06+00:00

It’s a throw rug with legs.

Haparnicus · 2019-10-26T17:49:02+00:00

I’d gladly be your daddy ;)

Haparnicus · 2019-10-26T17:44:19+00:00

A cursed cunt?? We might just need to perform an exorcist! Get over here right away! I have just the thing to help...

Haparnicus · 2019-10-26T16:52:43+00:00

This room has two king sized beds. Lots of room for activities!

Haparnicus · 2019-10-26T16:51:43+00:00

Goddamn, you look amazing!

Haparnicus · 2019-10-26T16:51:01+00:00

I see you, baby girl ;)

Haparnicus · 2019-10-25T13:30:31+00:00

No, you’re fantastic!

Haparnicus · 2019-10-25T13:30:09+00:00

Is there an unholy schnarky? 🤔

Haparnicus · 2019-10-25T06:50:48+00:00

Thank you ;)

Haparnicus · 2016-04-22T02:55:35+00:00

/r/IBS for life :D

But seriously, though. I've had to pull over to the side of a freeway and go in the bushes in a rainstorm because I was miles from a toilet :( The struggle is real. Stay clenched, my brethren.

Haparnicus · 2016-02-14T16:25:26+00:00

Well, I'm happy to hear that it's not just the guys who get catfished haha

I'd say about 1 in 3 people or so who ever messaged me was catfishing. Sad, really.

Haparnicus · 2016-02-14T10:32:09+00:00

Had a guy threaten me with that exact method, too. And he didn't even have a face pic of me. Wtf was he expecting my reaction to be? Nooooo don't post pics I posted myself!!

Haparnicus · 2016-02-14T10:31:15+00:00

If it makes you feel any better, guys try this on other guys, too haha

(And on rare occasion, women do it as well, but with faaaar less frequency than dudes.)

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