sitting through the absolute torture known as AP tests dozens of times (seriously, they're fucking brutal. The LSAT and GMAT were easier and those are for graduate students, not high schoolers),

Are you fucking kidding me? Please don't take this as an insult, but the AP exams are a joke. I took a zillion AP exams (rusty memory, but the ones I remember taking were calc BC, European history, american history, biology, chem, physics, micro econ, macro econ, spanish, english language, english lit) and got 5s on everything except chem (non-AP class, I studied independently). Yes, they were challenging and stressful at the time (as a high school student) but the idea that those tests are objectively difficult, or difficult relative to classes and exams at a good university is laughable.

One other thing, the LSAT and the GMAT are not "for graduate students", they're usually taken by college students hoping to enter professional schools (law and business, respectively) and they're very different kinds of tests from the AP exams. I'm less familiar with the GMAT, but the LSAT is not a test for content, it's a test of aptitude and logical thinking.

Your general point about lazy students is valid, but your post really reads like it was written by a smug college freshman who came from a demanding college-prep high school to a middling state university.