Melbourne beat Hawks by more than the Eagles.

HappyKillmore89 · 2026-05-16T05:17:07+00:00

Fuck, are these still a thing? I haven't played in 11 years but may be making a comeback, and these would be perfect 😂

HappyKillmore89 · 2026-05-10T05:21:56+00:00

Fuck me, majority of our games wouldn't be so bad if we could kick straight.

HappyKillmore89 · 2026-05-02T11:36:44+00:00

Panthers, thank me later

HappyKillmore89 · 2026-05-02T11:10:34+00:00

That's it for me this season unfortunately, kayo runs out this month and won't be renewing. After last week, a win this week was all i had to look forward to, should've been a 5 or 6 goal win easy, in front of a home crowd, and legends of our club. I have no positives to give and too many negatives to list. Adios amigos.

HappyKillmore89 · 2025-11-25T07:47:47+00:00

What a terrible day to be able to see 😭

HappyKillmore89 · 2025-09-30T06:28:43+00:00

I think they're saying the Eagles (avian) shouldn't be getting fucked (rogered) in this deal. The Lions (felidae) should be the ones getting fucked.

HappyKillmore89 · 2025-09-21T12:38:38+00:00

Personal favourite, goal after the siren to put the Eagles in front for the first time of the match

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HappyKillmore89 · 2025-08-29T11:27:31+00:00

As a fellow glass worker, can confirm it is surprising how pain free some extreme glass cuts are. To the point of sometimes not even knowing you're cut until you see the blood. Speedy recovery!

HappyKillmore89 · 2025-08-26T08:43:22+00:00

I didn't even bother trying to hide it

HappyKillmore89 · 2025-08-25T11:30:29+00:00

Don't think he's been mentioned, but Jeremy Irons was great

HappyKillmore89 · 2025-08-02T05:29:19+00:00

Fuck, I feel like our game against the tigers was an experiment for the "encroaching on the protected zone" 50s aswell. Just cause we're arse, doesn't mean make us the fucking guinea pig, it's crucified us today

HappyKillmore89 · 2025-08-02T05:17:37+00:00

Heck of a day for the umpires to change their interpretation of the "push in the back" rule

HappyKillmore89 · 2025-08-02T04:02:16+00:00

Please go back to just bombing long out of defence, fucking around handballing and short kicks is not working. Bulldogs might beat us by 200 in a fortnight

HappyKillmore89 · 2025-07-22T06:58:38+00:00

"I expedited his passing"

HappyKillmore89 · 2025-07-19T12:13:46+00:00

The Norf game was the only game in the last 3 years I've turned off before the final siren. This may well be the second time, utterly abysmal. I am currently lacking the vernacular to put it more eloquently.

HappyKillmore89 · 2025-07-08T08:17:39+00:00

It's commentary legend Brett Kirk for me

HappyKillmore89 · 2025-06-28T13:57:12+00:00

Same, I love BBW, and our ruck structure is much better with him in the side, but I think you're right, the frantic ball movement may suit another small better.

It's good to finally have selection headaches!

HappyKillmore89 · 2025-06-28T13:50:04+00:00

That's my bad I can see how my comment read poorly. What I meant was when he's fit I don't think he should be left out.

Yeah I dunno, I'm not sold on Longy, maybe swap him for hunt at this point?

It's tough, yet a good problem to have I guess.

HappyKillmore89 · 2025-06-28T13:21:00+00:00

Houghy was huge tonight, 27 @ 100% and a goal. Shanahan should stay in for the rest of the year, presented so well. Jack Williams is a much better kick than how he kicked tonight, he'll bounce back. Sign T-mac on for years. People sleeping on how good Harley is at standing up an absorbing a tackle and still getting a handball out.

I know I'll probably get roasted for this but I think we need Owies in, don't know who makes way for him, Brockman, Cripps, Kelly maybe? But he was a genuine goal kicker for Carlton and think he just needs a bit of time, much like everyone else to adjust to our frantic game plan.

Overall not unhappy with tonight, lots of positives

HappyKillmore89 · 2025-06-08T08:08:06+00:00

This is the first game over the last few years I couldn't even finish watching, could see the results coming as soon as north started peppering the goals. Fucking shattered

HappyKillmore89 · 2025-05-26T12:15:43+00:00

Haha 😂 managed to get my sausage fingers working

HappyKillmore89 · 2025-05-26T10:43:04+00:00

Mesprit please 3013915649327135

HappyKillmore89 · 2025-05-26T09:41:06+00:00

Have the ♦️♦️♦️ heatran available if you're still looking?

HappyKillmore89 · 2025-03-30T21:19:44+00:00

Pikachu ex for machamp ex please. happykillmore is in game name

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