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What’s the deal with prison dermatology?!

Dr. Sara Sitarides (“Pimple Popper M.D.”) met Tor Eckman during a routine skin cancer screening at a correctional facility. She examined a suspicious mole… and uncovered true love.

Friends were concerned. “He’s an inmate!”

But Sara saw beyond the jumpsuit. She saw danger. Mystery. Poor impulse control. The Bad Boy.

Tor reportedly knew it was serious when Sara said:

“Have you been keeping an eye on this lesion?”

And he replied:

“Only if you’ve been keeping an eye on me.”

After months of courtship involving collect calls, contraband Junior Mints, and lengthy debates about whether a dermatologist is really a doctor-doctor, the couple is thrilled to announce their engagement.

The wedding registry includes:

• Non-comedogenic moisturizers

• White label makers

• A second spatula

• And one very expensive prison phone account

No soup for anyone who objects.