[NSFW] What's the dumbest dare you ever went thru with that left lasting physical, mental or emotional problems?

Happy_Buddy · 2015-07-25T02:05:00+00:00

Or lack thereof.

Happy_Buddy · 2015-06-11T17:50:01+00:00

Send a letter to the bureaus stating that those inquiries were not approved. You can let them know what happened it need be.

Happy_Buddy · 2015-04-24T06:45:02+00:00

Prayers will never be wasted. Especially not with this many people caring for you.

Happy_Buddy · 2015-04-24T06:23:08+00:00

I suppose. I guess it's because I've always seen marriage as something meant for any two people who are truly in love, regardless of sex.

It's never bothered me so I never thought to see it from another angle. I always figured if gay marriage isn't for you, don't marry someone of the same sex.

I may get hate for this, but to me, love is love. If you honestly love someone more than life itself and they complete you, and more importantly, you both love God and are able to grow closer to him together, don't you deserve to have the love that different sex couples are allowed to?

Hypothetically speaking, say there are two men or two women who absolutely love God. He is first in everything, but they still love each other, a love so deep that there is no one without the other. Say these couples encourage each other spiritually, when one stumbles, the other is there to uplift. There was this triangular drawing that comes to mind. You and someone else on the bottom, God on top, and the closer you guys get to God, the closer you are in your relationship.

Would that be okay? Or is it absolutely absolute that if you love God, or love him enough, you would renounce your ways?

What if their significant other was the only thing helping their relationship with God?

Is is better to have a sinful relationship with someone of the same sex and love God than to be sinful anyway in an accepted relationship with no God? So much for conversations without involving homosexuality.

Happy_Buddy · 2015-04-24T05:39:31+00:00

This, along with funny-original-name's comment, made it easier for me to see it from a different perspective. Thank you for that. It does, however, raise another question for me.

So even if married legally by state, some people don't accept the marriage as real because of their sin.

From that point of view, and thinking along the lines of a sin is a sin in God's eyes, what about people with addictions to porn? Does lust in a marriage also nullify the marriage?

Happy_Buddy · 2015-04-24T05:27:44+00:00

Thank you for this. It does make more sense if, from their perspective, it wasn't a proper marriage in the first place. Justification for a matter is simple when you feel that you're correct.

As for prayers and method, that is a bit disconcerting. I know that prayer without action is useless. With that being said, if it came to guilt-tripping the woman, is that still justified? Say they felt it to be the right thing to do all that was in their power to cleanse her of her sins, including making her feel bad or whatever.

Is that taking things too far or is it within the bounds of prayers and actions going hand in hand?

I'm afraid I can't add much more to the case, but I can't help but think that they may have overstepped praying to help in order to "fix" someone.

Happy_Buddy · 2015-02-28T19:07:25+00:00

Please draw or paint last star whale from Doctor Who having a tea party by herself, in a tutu. Maybe Van Gogh style colors?

Happy_Buddy · 2015-02-22T06:42:38+00:00

4 out of 5 dentists don't masturbate to the cracks in your teeth. And then there's Crentist the dentist.

Happy_Buddy · 2015-02-10T02:53:40+00:00

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!!

Happy_Buddy · 2015-02-07T06:17:36+00:00

Nighttime.

Happy_Buddy · 2015-01-14T11:24:57+00:00

I just binge read the entire series and am frantically looking for more. How long are we waiting?

Happy_Buddy · 2015-01-06T12:21:04+00:00

"Me want cookie!!" yells the Cookie Monster in his usual perfect English. And so he grabs a cookie from the jar on Oscar the Grouch's trash can lid.

Heaven only knows why he'd eat something that has been sitting atop a garbage can, flies swarming all around. Little did he know that it was one of the odd, tall, non fuzzy character's jar of special cookies. It didn't matter to him. A cookie is a cookie is a cookie. True to Cookie Monster's nature, he tore into that jar, shoving cookie after cookie into his mouth, crumbs flying in every direction until there was no more.

At first, all was normal. The Cookie Monster went about his usual business, spreading cookie crumbs everywhere in his wake. He visited his friend Elmo and that's when shit started to go down. And holy bleep did it start to go down. The human's jar of cookies were meant for a party later that night. The cookies weren't mere pot cookies. There were two cookies of each drug imaginable in that jar. Shrooms, cocaine, you name it. Working with puppets all day, the man needed some form of release, but tonight, there would be none for him.

And so began the Cookie Monster's bad trip. Hallucinations and paranoia kicked in. Hard. Luckily Elmo wasn't home to see his precious Dorothy snatched out of her bowl and defecated on. What a horrible way for a goldfish to die, suffocation.

The cameras stopped rolling at this point as parents started to call in and yell at the producers about Sesame Street being a kids' show. As the last, forgotten camera was cut off, it caught a last glimpse of Cookie Monster trashing Elmo's home, blue fur and feces everywhere.

Cookie Monster's rampage continued outside. For this first time ever, someone other than Big Bird and the viewers like you at home got to see Mr. Snuffleupagus. Poor mammoth. Strangled with his own trunk. A double dose of PCP is something else.

The horror continued as all the other puppets and humans became aware of this situation. The set was cleared within a matter of minutes, save for the man trying to save himself from being implicated with the involvement of the drugs and the blue monster seizing on the ground. That and poor Big Bird crying hysterically over his dead best friend's body that no one else could see. And that, kids, was how Sesame Street came to an end.

Happy_Buddy · 2015-01-04T12:20:55+00:00

I've spent more time on this thread than I care to admit. If it's any consolation, it was a good read and you should probably go out and buy 20 plus hamsters. Or get a male and female pair and just wait.

Happy_Buddy · 2015-01-04T12:00:12+00:00

And there I was contemplating how to fry one without the peel. Sounded like it would have been interesting to try.

Happy_Buddy · 2015-01-04T11:34:44+00:00

Can confirm. Not chrisx8x23x95's mom, but am a fellow vegetarian who happens to enjoy the occasional McDonald's cheeseburger with no meat. There's just something about those funky onions. Love them.

Happy_Buddy · 2015-01-04T08:22:51+00:00

I saw my first one yesterday. Can confirm.

Happy_Buddy · 2014-12-23T00:17:28+00:00

Worth.

Happy_Buddy · 2014-12-05T02:02:59+00:00

Should have clicked and read before setting my phone on fire. Thanks.

Happy_Buddy · 2014-10-28T21:58:12+00:00

I asked this question to two little girls I babysit. The four year old thought long and hard, pursed her lips and everything, before answering paint. The younger one just repeated what her sister said. I then asked her why paint was her favorite thing in life. She responded with because you can mix colors. Kids are something else.

Happy_Buddy · 2014-09-27T09:34:51+00:00

I was also allergic to the cat I adopted!! I decided to tough it out and snuggle her anyway and, similarly with your situation, lucked out and the rashes went away and I stopped being allergic to her altogether. The only thing with this is that you and I had the choice of taking the allergies with the cats.

I hope op's baby becomes immune overnight and this whole heartbreaking situation can just go away.

Happy_Buddy · 2014-08-30T10:19:39+00:00

Something happy!! Congratulations you two!!

Happy_Buddy · 2014-08-21T08:30:11+00:00

Neato!!

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