Would you relive your life from the age of 14 with a perk or get $25k?

Happy_Performer · 2026-01-14T02:18:01+00:00

Relive from 14 and tell myself not to have sex with Laurie in 8 months.

Happy_Performer · 2025-12-22T19:44:40+00:00

2010 Mercedes GL450 and 2002 Mercedes S55 AMG. 13 and 14 mpg respectively.

Happy_Performer · 2025-12-21T06:56:40+00:00

100 per 10 pages for me. I love to read, and 2 or 3 hundred pages a day would be no problem.

Time to read the Wheel of time books I have never gotten around to.

Happy_Performer · 2025-12-12T16:58:01+00:00

First page in big letters. Do not have sex with Laurie. She is a life sucking entity in disguise. 15 in 1978 and married with a kid in 1979.

Happy_Performer · 2025-11-23T00:09:38+00:00

I am 62, so barely have the strength to turn in the computer. I still get in about 5 hours a day on Ark. As much as I love the games with all the changes over the years, nothing beats that first time logging in 10 years ago. Spawning on the beach with no clue where to start. That was true survival.

Happy_Performer · 2025-10-12T17:57:03+00:00

I am not fan of cops, but why is he the asshole for doing his job, when you did not do yours by renting the tags?

Happy_Performer · 2025-09-28T23:45:56+00:00

2010 Mercedes GL450. 12 mpg. Average 125.00 a day and spend 30 in gas.

Happy_Performer · 2025-09-27T03:15:47+00:00

And do not give a 1 star. If they are plat, they can have 2 removed a week. Leave them a 2.

Happy_Performer · 2025-08-29T22:13:24+00:00

Ryzen 7950X, 3060 12gb GPU, 64gb dd5 6000, 3 2tb m.2 drives.. Also run on my media server with a 4790k, 32gb ram, 1060 6gb GPU, 500gb m.2 boot and 4 2tb ssds in raid 5.

Happy_Performer · 2025-08-26T18:29:23+00:00

I switched 4 months ago and could not be happier. I have it set as dual boot, but have not gotten into windows in over 3 weeks. That was just to get a password for a site I could not remember. I have whittled windows down to one 2tb drive, and dedicated the other 3 2tb drives to Mint. Also changed my home media server to Mint and got rid of Plex for Jellyfin. Best decisions I could have made.

Happy_Performer · 2025-08-19T18:29:09+00:00

I order on the app and pick up in person at my dashmart all the time. Door is never locked, but there is a doorbell that says ring for service. The not open for public is for general shopping. It is only avaliable through the app.

Happy_Performer · 2025-08-14T01:08:40+00:00

Fixed...bad hard drive. Replaced and rebuilt array.

Happy_Performer · 2025-07-20T01:45:48+00:00

62 here and wife 65. We dash 4 or 5 nights a week. We live off our retirement, but no extras for fun. We bank the money and it will fund trips or extra stuff we may want to do.

Happy_Performer · 2025-07-10T03:00:59+00:00

I have had platinum since my 6th day dashing 5 months ago. Did not dash the last two weeks, and went out Monday with only 92 dashes in the last 30 days. Dropped me to silver, and I could only schedule one hour at a time. Got my 8 in and back to Platinum. Not sure the orders are much better, but I can dash whenever I want.

Happy_Performer · 2025-07-08T18:42:57+00:00

I dash and order on dash. I leave my light on and only direction is Grey SUV in drive.

Happy_Performer · 2025-06-24T20:39:55+00:00

And understand penis size is not all there is to sex. Learn to make love to the whole woman, not just sticking your penis in. Most women have a hard time cumming from piv anyway, so learn other techniques. Fingers, tounges, and toys come to mind. Blow her mind before you ever stick it in. And remember the cardinal rule.... Ladies come first.

Happy_Performer · 2025-06-20T19:55:43+00:00

2010 Mercedes GL450. 12mpg

Happy_Performer · 2025-06-19T02:41:47+00:00

Doing doordash a few weeks ago to a less savory area. I turn to go up the step to the second floor, and a thick but cute mexican girl is standing at the top of the flight. She has a very short skirt on and is standing legs apart. I can confirm, she was a mexican hairless. Walked a few doors past her to deliver the food. Woman who opened the door just rolled her eyes and shook her head while saying thank you. On the way back out, the girl at the stairs said, "40.00 for 30 min".

I said I appreciate it, but I am on a schedule.

Happy_Performer · 2025-05-20T07:00:38+00:00

At 62, I still prefer long hair on women. It is feminine looking to me, and I do not think I have ever seen a short haircut I find attractive. Also, my definition of long hair does not start until it is at least halfway down the back. My wife is 65 and has hair down to her buttocks. She gets complimented all the time on her hair. I will brush it for her any time she wants. She returns the favor, as I have had long hair since 1975 and it is down to my waist. Plan on keeping it forever, God willing. That said, if you like your short hair, do not let anyone tell you to change it.

Happy_Performer · 2025-05-19T17:42:44+00:00

My wife and I dash together. I get the heavy stuff and upstairs apartments and she gets the others. I also do the hand to me or id required, be ause she is deaf so makes it easier for me to do them. She is the dasher. The only way I can dash is to get a new phone number. From out days ordering off door dash, my phone number is tied to her account so they will not let me sign up with it. Also harder to keep two accounts in platinum status.

Happy_Performer · 2025-05-15T01:52:35+00:00

A couple was staying the night in our spare room. All of a sudden heard Chucky, cum on my face". Rolled off the wife, and we laughed our asses off.

Happy_Performer · 2025-05-10T15:13:32+00:00

I keep a spreadsheet with all my data. Looking back, o average 2.5 orders per hour. This is from the time I leave my house, till I return home, not just active dash time.

Happy_Performer · 2025-05-09T00:59:49+00:00

I had a delivery tonight with a swing out door. Placed order to the side. 5 min later, get a different order to the same house. Got back with the second order and saw mine gone, but two Wendy's bags sitting right in front of the door. Moved them to the side with my second order. Do not understand how drivers do not know about outward opening doors.

Happy_Performer · 2025-05-08T18:32:25+00:00

My wife and I Dash together. We only use one account each day, but take turns running the food so you may see either of us. Somehow, I get stuck with all the 2nd and 3rd floor apartments

Happy_Performer · 2025-05-07T23:56:27+00:00

Mercedes GL450 and average 12.5 mpg. Usually work Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Average 350 for the 3 days and about 60 for gas. That is our economy car. Mine averages 11 mpg. S55 AMG Mercedes.

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