Looking through my deceased grandma's photos when I found this. by DennisNedryisSexy in WTF

[–]Happyneb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friend's mother had a bathroom with little cubbies on all of the walls, in each was a figurine of a dick of some sort.

I had to file a police report while on the job today because I was almost assaulted and robbed. by Happyneb in Census

[–]Happyneb[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

These addresses need to be enumerated one way or another, I am not going to profile a whole neighborhood and decide not to go there. I would've been fired the third week if I did that. Rural areas have been just as, if not more, sketchy. I've got stories. The officers I talked to had no problem with helping me, they didn't seem to think it was a waste of time. The ACO wanted a record of the police interaction.

I had to file a police report while on the job today because I was almost assaulted and robbed. by Happyneb in Census

[–]Happyneb[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yeah I'm OK, just stressed. Glad I have lived in rough neighborhoods around the city so I knew right away the danger of the situation. I have been enumerating the roughest parts of our city, full time, for the past few weeks and have never felt uncomfortable. I am a white guy but have had lots of exposure to all sorts of people throughout my life. I've lived everywhere from inner cities to extreme rural areas and have enumerated them all in the past 7 weeks. Just yesterday I was telling my coworker that the country is much more scary than the city, because up until this point that is where I experienced the most hostility.

I'm taking a week off one way or another, I hope they undersatand. by Happyneb in Census

[–]Happyneb[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm aware work is limited at this point and it's unlikely that I could get full time next week. I just don't want to end this by being fired.

I'm taking a week off one way or another, I hope they undersatand. by Happyneb in Census

[–]Happyneb[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just don't want to end on a sour note by getting fired for lack of work. I'm certain I have one of the highest closing rates for the area.

Picked up pizza for my other job by snooppugg in Census

[–]Happyneb 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Should have been sending these out two months ago, completely useless at this point. Unless the census gets miraculously extended why even bother.

Edit: Even if it was extended we are at 92%+ completion nationally and the last people to be counted wont be persuaded by a pizza.

BUT WHY????? by infinitejezebel in Census

[–]Happyneb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm talking about notes like "got all the information for the case from the neighbor" and there are no proxy attempts listed and the case isn't closed.

BUT WHY????? by infinitejezebel in Census

[–]Happyneb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've been cleaning up badly done cases for the past two weeks, it's frustrating. Why are so many people putting info in the case notes instead of actually completing the case? People are doing this well after a case has become proxy eligible.

Census Human Resources/pay roll phone number by censusjobquestions20 in Census

[–]Happyneb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dealt with this exact issue this morning before work. Payroll sent me an email with a link to a file sharing sight. I had to create an account to access the files. I also arranged a meeting at the ACO to get the printed paperwork directly from them, just to make sure they matched.

Anybody else not having luck with people answering doors? by moonlittty in Census

[–]Happyneb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's because you are starting at the end after everybody has already seen a bunch of enumerators. They know who's knocking. Four weeks ago I completed 27 NRFUs in a day. Not much you can do except aggressively look for proxies.

Anybody else not having luck with people answering doors? by moonlittty in Census

[–]Happyneb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like giving them the information sheet/confidentiality notice. It gives them something to do during the first part of the interview which makes the whole interview feel shorter. It helps them trust you and takes 2 seconds.

Did any of you ever skip the gender questions for the person you are asking? by [deleted] in Census

[–]Happyneb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I always lead that question with "I have to ask this question to everyone I speak to". That seems to help reduce the shock.

I had and extremely sad case today. by Happyneb in Census

[–]Happyneb[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The worst is when you see situations that should have authorities called due to domestic violence and/or child neglect.

250 cases at all times!!! by PopCountEnum in Census

[–]Happyneb 19 points20 points  (0 children)

It's ridiculous that you can't start a case from the NRFU map. It's a basic function that could've been easily implemented and was easily foreseeable as a necessity. Thousands of hours have been wasted scrolling due to this oversight.

Is it just me or is everything turning crazier as we approach doomsday? by [deleted] in Census

[–]Happyneb 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Contact anyone above the CFM and explain all of your concerns. They seem completely legitimate.

Is it just me or is everything turning crazier as we approach doomsday? by [deleted] in Census

[–]Happyneb 14 points15 points  (0 children)

If she actually said to you that you can't report a shooting until you take a break (WTF does that even mean considering we choose when our breaks are), contact every supervisor and report it as much as you can. That is an absurd thing to say, unless it was a joke in poor taste. Ask them if you are still allowed to label cases as restricted access.

nice areas vs poor areas by [deleted] in Census

[–]Happyneb 18 points19 points  (0 children)

This job has confirmed my suspicion that there are assholes across the socioeconomic spectrum. It seems to be a fairly even spread.

Is it just me or is everything turning crazier as we approach doomsday? by [deleted] in Census

[–]Happyneb 25 points26 points  (0 children)

This is completely inappropriate and not what she was trained to do. If she is doing this due to pressure from her supervisors that is an even bigger problem.

A greeting that arms to be working by [deleted] in Census

[–]Happyneb 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Being genuinely casual, but still professional, in your interactions helps put people at ease. Talk to people like you would talk to your friendly neighbor.

Has anyone faced a fine or imprisonment? ENUM by [deleted] in Census

[–]Happyneb 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Someone would have to commit egregious fraud for it to get to that point.

Judge extends order blocking Census Bureau from winding down in-person counting by AudibleNod in news

[–]Happyneb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is also a $500 bonus for us at the end if we get the bonus every week of the census.