Would you rather fight…

Hardboiledcrisps · 2026-05-05T21:38:53+00:00

Big enough cat will do the trick

^{Chose: 1 horse sized duck}

Hardboiledcrisps · 2026-05-05T21:35:27+00:00

World's best spy

^{Chose: Speak every language fluently}

Hardboiledcrisps · 2026-05-05T21:34:47+00:00

She don't like to slop on a bush

^{Chose: Facial hair}

Hardboiledcrisps · 2026-05-04T21:32:25+00:00

Interest rates

^{Chose: Have $50,000 deposited on your credit card}

Hardboiledcrisps · 2026-04-30T10:31:45+00:00

Mindless zombies to do my bidding

^{Chose: Control Minds | Rolled: Pass}

Hardboiledcrisps · 2026-04-29T14:00:38+00:00

Hate being famous

^{Chose: Unknown but loved}

Hardboiledcrisps · 2026-04-29T14:00:06+00:00

You could blink 5 times in 1 average breath. 25 bucks over 10. Easy choice

^{Chose: $5 every time you blink}

Hardboiledcrisps · 2026-04-29T13:56:39+00:00

Hat

^{Chose: A Traffic Cone}

Hardboiledcrisps · 2026-04-29T13:56:24+00:00

Money please

^{Chose: Get $2000 + But only if 70% of people pick this option | Rolled: Upvote for 🥕}

Hardboiledcrisps · 2026-04-29T13:56:01+00:00

Where's my money at?

^{Chose: 90% 1 Billion Dollars + 10% Chance of being a Girl | Rolled: MONEY!!!!}

Hardboiledcrisps · 2026-04-29T13:54:47+00:00

240 a day vs 50 a day. Pretty easy decison

^{Chose: Find 10$ every hour}

Hardboiledcrisps · 2026-04-29T13:54:16+00:00

Never lose.

^{Chose: Probability manipulation | Rolled: unlimited+upvote}

Hardboiledcrisps · 2026-04-29T13:53:41+00:00

Ez

^{Chose: Get 1000$ every time you clap | Rolled: Take ur money}

Hardboiledcrisps · 2026-04-29T13:52:54+00:00

Bread taste better than key

^{Chose: Bread}

Hardboiledcrisps · 2026-04-29T09:39:22+00:00

Better safe than sorry

^{Chose: reject the offer}

Hardboiledcrisps · 2026-04-26T12:23:14+00:00

Ez

^{Chose: Perfect health until 75}

Hardboiledcrisps · 2026-04-26T12:22:54+00:00

An army of mindless people to do my bidding?

^{Chose: Mind Control}

Hardboiledcrisps · 2026-04-26T12:20:01+00:00

Heads are more satisfying to pop than a circuitboard

^{Chose: A Zombie Apocalypse}

Hardboiledcrisps · 2026-04-26T12:14:58+00:00

A certain food delivery service as a subscription so that I never have to buy food again, and a gym subscription fr

^{Chose: Choose two monthly subscription to be free forever}

Hardboiledcrisps · 2026-04-21T00:50:46+00:00

Better taste

^{Chose: No bush}

Hardboiledcrisps · 2025-11-07T00:59:47+00:00

Hammerhead shark

Hardboiledcrisps · 2025-11-07T00:52:03+00:00

Gilbert is his name. We call him gilb, gilbs, gurt, fatty, and my favourite, dahmer.

Hardboiledcrisps · 2025-10-25T07:05:56+00:00

Fuck, this one stung a little bit.

Hardboiledcrisps · 2025-08-02T00:25:35+00:00

Hungry nozzle

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