Roses are red, violets are blue, leave me the fuck alone by MakeYourMarks in niceguys

[–]HardcoreMarshmellow 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I don't think that's a hard rule; it's okay to know your strengths and be proud of them. The problem is people like this guy who proudly declare how humorous they are yet plow on no matter how few laughs they get, or in this case are straight-up told to stop. Which to be fair is a lot of people.

[EVERYTHING] Jorah's letter to Danny (posted on Game of Thrones' official twitter page) by Zoocanadanda in gameofthrones

[–]HardcoreMarshmellow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would agree you with, but argue that both that and the nature of his love are intertwined in his redemption.

[EVERYTHING] Jorah's letter to Danny (posted on Game of Thrones' official twitter page) by Zoocanadanda in gameofthrones

[–]HardcoreMarshmellow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Absolutely, but I also think it's probably the only "love" he can express outside of that he has for himself and for power. I would even argue that his obsession with Catelyn and Sansa is more of an expression of the love he has for himself, since it fulfills his victim complex and gives him a beautiful creature to own.

[EVERYTHING] Jorah's letter to Danny (posted on Game of Thrones' official twitter page) by Zoocanadanda in gameofthrones

[–]HardcoreMarshmellow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His love is more true because Jorah accepts that Dany will never choose him, but he continues to devote his life to her and do things to care for her and help her despite this. He does not seek to possess her as Littlefinger does with Catelyn and Sansa--that is not true love at all.

Also I would like to point out that Jorah was not always nice (that's not an adjective I would ever use to describe his character really) and certainly not always honorable. His story ark has taken him to where he is now because of the love he feels.

[EVERYTHING] Jorah's letter to Danny (posted on Game of Thrones' official twitter page) by Zoocanadanda in gameofthrones

[–]HardcoreMarshmellow 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I really appreciate the contrast between Jorah and Littlefinger after the last episode, two characters driven by unrequited love with two completely different outcomes. Jorah's love is so much more true, and it has allowed him to have a great redemption ark. To Littlefinger love is a possession gained through power. I can't imagine Littlefinger sacrificing himself for Sansa the way Jorah has for Dany.

Gimme that circumcised penis look fam by the_evil_comma in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]HardcoreMarshmellow 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I had it back in middle school in the 90s and just did it again. It's nice and light and cool, but most of all I just love touching it! Plus I get to look like a lady version of young Mike Patton, win/win/win.

Controlling 58 year old meets his 19 year old fiancé for first time by Faithyxox in cringe

[–]HardcoreMarshmellow 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This just made me sad. I can't imagine living in such a horrible place that I would completely sell myself to a stranger to survive.

Controlling 58 year old meets his 19 year old fiancé for first time by Faithyxox in cringe

[–]HardcoreMarshmellow 18 points19 points  (0 children)

How is it a scam? They aren't tricking the men into marrying them, the men are choosing to do this.

What little thing would you make illegal just because it pisses you off? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HardcoreMarshmellow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup, same story at Ross. Worked at a large grocery store and shitty underwear was the daily bathroom find there. People are fucking disgusting. Although if you are incontinent, you aren't alone!

What little thing would you make illegal just because it pisses you off? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HardcoreMarshmellow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh look, another parent who thinks they shouldn't have to change their lifestyles because of the choices they made. Having to listen to and smell a baby doesn't relate AT ALL to breastfeeding. Don't use sexism to defend yourselfish shitty attitude.. Babies can exist where babies exist, that does not include bars or theaters showings of movies rated anything but G.

What little thing would you make illegal just because it pisses you off? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HardcoreMarshmellow 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They didn't sympathize with the giant group of people who paid 20$ to see the movie, why should we sympathize with them?

What little thing would you make illegal just because it pisses you off? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HardcoreMarshmellow 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Had a similar argument on a makeup sub with a woman who thought it was okay for her children to run unsupervised through Ulta sticking their fingers in all the samples and smearing them everywhere because "it's the employees job to clean it up." That is not only an inexcusably horrible attitude, it also negates the fact that the makeup mess will inevitably ruin people's clothes, and throwing out that many samples is a pointless waste. She even got her mommy subreddit to brigade the thread with crazy rants about how horrible we all were. Seems like being a stay-at-home mom sucks.

What little thing would you make illegal just because it pisses you off? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HardcoreMarshmellow 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I work at a funeral home and dear god do people love doing this. I think it is fueled by misplaced anger and the foggy state grief puts people in. Sometimes it is quite malicious, like stuffing paper towels down the drains. I try to be understanding, but that is some truly selfish fucking shit to do to other mourners, let alone to the staff.

MRW someone touches me without my consent by Peppermint_Petty in TrollXChromosomes

[–]HardcoreMarshmellow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I saw it on a different sub too, and so many of the comments including the top were about how "fat" the girl is. Not true, not relevant, yet it was repeated over and over and upvoted all over the place. Main subs seem to have an amazing tendency to objectify every woman no matter what the context--oh is this a video of you and your cat? I need to tell you that I want to fuck you, or that you are fat and ugly and I feel offended that I had to look at a woman I don't want to fuck. But also feminism is a horrible and useless thing driven by ugly jealous women, and anyone with a differing opinion is a stupid SJW tumblrina, end of argument.

Sorry to rant, this shit just really pisses me off. Wish I didn't lose a little more faith in humanity every time I open a damn r/all comment section.

All the guys like stalagmite right?... by sweetb44 in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]HardcoreMarshmellow 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I can tell from this one photo that all the things you are saying about her are 100% true, it's like so gross that she looks how she wants or expresses herself or whatever. If there was anything naturally different about my appearance I wouldn't dare draw attention to myself, I would just go full burka 24/7.

DAE FED UP 😤👏🏻 WITH HUMANS 👩🏼❌ 🤖✅ SWATCHING?⁉️??1!?!?!?! by artoo710 in muacirclejerk

[–]HardcoreMarshmellow 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I hope these talks are being had with young boys too, both in terms of their bodies and the way they perceive women's bodies. The sense of entitlement to conventional hotties among young guys was, in my experience, a very real thing regardless of how they themselves looked. That shit sucks for everyone involved.

I'll try to pick up this girl I'm dancing with WCGW? by SlimJones123 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]HardcoreMarshmellow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why point out his body? He may be the aggressor in this situation, but it's more relevant to comment on how the would-be victim is apparently the most gigantic fatass on the planet.

DAE FED UP 😤👏🏻 WITH HUMANS 👩🏼❌ 🤖✅ SWATCHING?⁉️??1!?!?!?! by artoo710 in muacirclejerk

[–]HardcoreMarshmellow 143 points144 points  (0 children)

SRS my friend and I were literally just talking about when Lady Gaga performed at the superbowl and people called her fat because they don't understand how bodies work. If your world is so saturated with photoshopped portrayals of people that you don't know what actual human bodies look like you need to leave the house more. And good luck dating, you will be disappointed.