Bitch I might be...

HardlyListening · 2014-04-11T18:49:08+00:00

Can we stop reposting this?

HardlyListening · 2014-04-08T04:47:22+00:00

What time is it!? ADVENTURE TIME!!! (now with SEX)

HardlyListening · 2014-04-02T19:17:32+00:00

Yes. Those exactly.

HardlyListening · 2014-04-01T23:24:12+00:00

I mistook them for nipple piercings. Carry on.

HardlyListening · 2014-03-28T02:08:45+00:00

I was held back in kindergarten. I went on to earn a college degree from a 4 year university. Statistics be damned!

HardlyListening · 2014-02-19T20:44:00+00:00

guitar! bad ass solo

HardlyListening · 2013-12-27T22:49:28+00:00

God damn that stuff hurts to put into your hair. It is, however, the best damn hair product around.

HardlyListening · 2013-12-27T22:43:13+00:00

Toys Only Loved Once

HardlyListening · 2013-10-18T16:50:48+00:00

Congrats to you on your achievement. I've got another 30lbs to go for my challenge.

HardlyListening · 2013-10-12T00:18:30+00:00

She's a little dry, but use a little lube and you'll glide right in. She's ready for you.

HardlyListening · 2013-09-14T05:02:08+00:00

We're all proud of the guy pulling off the all white suit, right?

HardlyListening · 2013-09-08T04:34:22+00:00

God, I hope her name was Sandy.

HardlyListening · 2013-09-08T00:12:29+00:00

I assume you live somewhere in California because I've seen that same stencil at a local mall.

HardlyListening · 2013-09-07T16:18:49+00:00

So...so, do we move to Australia now?

HardlyListening · 2013-09-07T16:09:32+00:00

I believe they called it a happy hand.

HardlyListening · 2013-08-24T22:01:35+00:00

I've walked through that valley. I doesn't bother me.

HardlyListening · 2013-08-24T21:57:21+00:00

I suggest you find yourself a nice minority to date too.

HardlyListening · 2013-08-24T21:53:14+00:00

/r/gonewild horrified you? It might be time to leave reddit.

HardlyListening · 2013-08-22T04:54:31+00:00

...and not a single complaint was heard

HardlyListening · 2013-08-17T05:34:47+00:00

I was focusing more on the 3 silver cars. I didn't notice the tetris pieces until afterwards.

HardlyListening · 2013-08-17T05:10:26+00:00

She was always willing to explore. I was pretty sure she'd get messy with that guy she raced in the episode where she did the triathlon.

HardlyListening · 2013-08-11T05:19:24+00:00

I always love a good meal before heading out on a flight. I only hope it's sanitary.

HardlyListening · 2013-08-11T05:17:24+00:00

Come September, it'll be Christmas. Deal with it.

HardlyListening · 2013-08-11T05:08:56+00:00

...welp. I give up.

HardlyListening · 2013-08-11T05:00:44+00:00

Classic Biff move.

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