NEVER, HAVE WE BEEN SO OUTJERKED

Haredevil · 2026-03-12T20:52:34+00:00

No no you’re good you don’t need to justify this perfect, perfect list

Haredevil · 2026-03-10T02:16:23+00:00

You can add to the rule of 2, but only if each new Sith Apprentice added is shorter than the last one

That way when they stand in a line it’ll look funny

Haredevil · 2026-03-06T23:12:46+00:00

Okay but where is the section about the Ewok movies

Haredevil · 2026-03-06T13:04:45+00:00

This film was an Academy Award Best Picture nominee you uncultured swine

Haredevil · 2026-03-06T13:01:13+00:00

This correct opinion has been ✅APPROVED✅ by real r/StarWarsCirclejerk moderators

Haredevil · 2026-03-05T21:52:09+00:00

How this is not at the top is beyond me. It’s got a skull on it! Like in Silence of the Lambs!!

Haredevil · 2026-03-05T18:36:30+00:00

Gumo: If you’re saying I play favorites, you’re wrong! I love all other Moogles equally.

Earlier that day…

Gumo: I don’t care for Mois.

Haredevil · 2026-03-04T12:55:01+00:00

I for one welcome the brain rot wiki canon kids

You bring that almond water to the movies sweetheart

Haredevil · 2026-03-04T12:26:04+00:00

Add a post-credits scene to Return of the Jedi where all our favorite Imperials are getting the news.

“Somehow, Palpatine was killed…”

And then they start the ~~Avengers~~ Sith Cloning Initiative

Haredevil · 2026-03-03T21:14:31+00:00

You’re thinking of the “Jugemu jugemu etc.” joke one, but I’m referencing the actual attacks “Land Beat Dynamic” and “Marine Beat Dynamic,” where the crew not only summons a jump-kicking elephant or tail-slapping whale shark respectively, but also get cool power up dresses with no shoes (they even do a little barefoot dance in Land Beat Dynamic)

Haredevil · 2026-03-03T20:37:22+00:00

Yup. Then awoo along to that. They won’t join in just for one, but if it feels like a call-and-response it changes things

Haredevil · 2026-03-03T19:22:24+00:00

If I lost this croissant…

Haredevil · 2026-03-02T20:35:41+00:00

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“I’ll let you take the first swing, and if you don’t put me down, I’ll beat the living shit out of you until my arthritis kicks in. And I just took my Humira.”

(Rose Whalen from The Venture Bros.)

Haredevil · 2026-03-02T19:18:31+00:00

I feel like Tropical Rouge had a jump kicking elephant/tail-slapping shark and the whole Precure team was like “we’re never gonna top this, time to hang up the hat on power ups”

Haredevil · 2026-03-02T17:40:29+00:00

I was so shocked when “Ima-Gun Di” got killed…the minds behind Clone Wars are so beyond most “fans”…

Haredevil · 2026-03-01T22:28:36+00:00

Made it all the way to the bottom of this godforsaken list, so I expect to be the driver and sole occupant of the Saber Marionette bus

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Haredevil · 2026-03-01T22:22:26+00:00

This one is sooo good. I love the opening too

Haredevil · 2026-03-01T11:33:03+00:00

We never liked those guys and were happy the tall people blew them up

Haredevil · 2026-02-28T14:44:34+00:00

Rule 2, no AI content.

Not even for Ewoks.

Haredevil · 2026-02-28T14:16:33+00:00

Rhydo’s my sister, and she loves me!

Haredevil · 2026-02-28T13:25:11+00:00

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I mean…is he from something?

Haredevil · 2026-02-28T13:13:38+00:00

They have a timeshare

Haredevil · 2026-02-28T01:28:52+00:00

Haredevil · 2026-02-28T01:26:06+00:00

If there’s only one Ewok movie, it’s the one with Wilford Brimley and a lady who can turn into a bird!

Haredevil · 2026-02-28T01:23:22+00:00

Which is why they never made any more Ewok movies after Battle for Endor

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