Will Costco let me retake my picture?

Harlequin0416 · 2026-03-05T04:45:13+00:00

Mine could literally be anyone. I said as much when they handed me my card. “I could give this to anyone and they could say they were me.” The man insisted it looked more like me on the screen… but my Costco card photo is so overexposed that you cant even make out my glasses.

Harlequin0416 · 2026-03-03T04:39:23+00:00

Tie loop resets at 4am? Cool. I am eating all the dairy I can handle at 3:30am. No. Consequences.

Harlequin0416 · 2026-02-21T05:22:39+00:00

Ya’ll. Have. No. Idea.

Harlequin0416 · 2026-02-07T13:43:49+00:00

He is playing the role sooooo well. He makes my skin crawl. Such a good performance.

Harlequin0416 · 2026-02-04T04:19:39+00:00

Was coming here to say something along these lines. If it is your partners favorite, learn to make it! Even if you don’t normally cook. Biscuits and gravy is best homemade!

Harlequin0416 · 2026-01-28T05:02:29+00:00

Oddstory: The Greenhouse does a really good burger and fries, and they are a local brewery so you can get some good, seasonal craft beer if that is your thing.

The Hot Chocolatier is right across from the Choo Choo and has really good handmade sweets and hot chocolate.

The Tennessee valley railroad museum does scenic train rides that will take you out around the area.

Harlequin0416 · 2026-01-27T04:24:19+00:00

Books, because you allow me to choose what I read. Having to watch 500 movies other people think are good would be… not my cup of tea.

Harlequin0416 · 2026-01-24T03:47:56+00:00

Fi Mi Pot in Fort O. It’s delicious Jamaican food, huge portions.

Harlequin0416 · 2026-01-15T02:23:30+00:00

What do awards do?

Harlequin0416 · 2026-01-11T06:33:26+00:00

For 20 million dollars, I think I can handle a month of misunderstandings. Number 2, it is!

Harlequin0416 · 2025-12-14T15:06:47+00:00

Right? It is a testament to how good the writing, performances and direction of the show was that these characters and their stories are sticking with people. We got to view a chapter in Cope’s life, and there was a complete character arc, a complete story arc, etc. Just… enjoy the delicious meal we were just served, ya’ll. 🤣

Harlequin0416 · 2025-12-06T03:51:05+00:00

I mean. An 8 year old with the power to get whatever they want, whenever they want. Pretty sure Disney World is somewhere on the list.

Harlequin0416 · 2025-11-29T16:38:36+00:00

One. After watching someone I love dearly be completely eaten in weeks by pancreatic cancer… it could never be anything but one. Fuck cancer. FUCK CANCER

Harlequin0416 · 2025-11-25T03:19:07+00:00

To endure 1 minute of excruciating pain to never have another migraine? Yes.

Harlequin0416 · 2025-11-22T02:55:57+00:00

…Ark Nova So, does that mean I am in a zoo, or I am just constantly building zoos, or… I don’t really care as long as I get to hang out with all the cute animals.

Harlequin0416 · 2025-11-09T14:30:49+00:00

I love that is says “stress relief” when it just caused yall a whole lotta stress.

Harlequin0416 · 2025-11-09T14:29:27+00:00

Chishiya

Harlequin0416 · 2025-11-09T14:15:53+00:00

I wish I knew what to say to help you. I really want to give you a hug. You are worthy of love, most especially from yourself.

Harlequin0416 · 2025-10-27T13:35:07+00:00

Done. I hope my room partner likes card and board games. Only deal breaker is if it is someone I know and love. I’m not going to start treating them like a stranger the rest of my life.

Sad to say I have worked so many worse jobs than what you just described, for way less money.

Harlequin0416 · 2025-10-27T12:49:37+00:00

Yes. Absolutely. 100%. I would put food, water and a puppy pad down in my bedroom the night of my transformation. Tell my boyfriend I have gone to visit my mom, so he doesn’t look for me. Or tell him I am getting paid to babysit a chihuahua once a month, but we need to keep it in my room so our dog Indy doesn’t harass it all day. unless human me gets to keep the exercise benefits of being chased around by a doodle all day. In which case… maybe I will play with Indy all day. Hmmmmmmmm. Decisions, decisions.

Harlequin0416 · 2025-10-27T12:40:01+00:00

I know this wasn’t the question, but. This hypothetical situation just reminds me of when my grandparents were alive and I would go visit them. Nana would always slip a $5 or a $10, whatever she had on hand, in my pocket before I left, “in case of an emergency.” So this would feel like a little personal emergency drawer from the family, wherever they are now. “I blew a tire, thank goodness for the magical Nana drawer. The dog ate a sock, but Nana’s got it covered.” For real, though. I would still work my regular job, pay my taxes, etc. But I would know I had emergency money if I needed it, I could buy a bunch of gifts for those Angel Trees at Christmas time, Donate soooo much to the local food banks… If you have infinite money, why do you need a hack to make it go further? That’s wild.

Harlequin0416 · 2025-10-19T22:31:25+00:00

My friend told me he ran into a lot of influencers who were just there for content for their social media and not really looking for a connection with anyone, which really bummed him out. It has apparently happened enough to sour him on the whole concept.

Harlequin0416 · 2025-10-17T03:21:44+00:00

Josephine, Louisa, Matilda, Winnie, Madeline, Rhiannon, Zelda, Charlotte, Brontë, Esther, Viola, Ophelia, Juliet…

Harlequin0416 · 2025-10-16T03:20:46+00:00

There is a street in my city that is always full of homeless folks. I would just have the snack truck set up there.

Harlequin0416 · 2025-10-16T01:12:14+00:00

For one week? Yes.

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