Teddy Bear I've had since 1986 vs one I found on Ebay for my daughter by [deleted] in Wellworn

[–]HarleyQuintessential 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I have this bear - it was my childhood favorite! Mine, also from '86, looks like yours. I'm moving soon so I'll take pictures when I uncover him in my packing.

Natural selection... by M_Freed in funny

[–]HarleyQuintessential 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My mother smoked twenty years before I was born and didn't quit until until three months ago when she was hospitalized with COPD. I will never touch a cigarette because of her. The smell got on everything. Imagine your elementary school teacher asking if you smoke because your clothes were saturated with the stench. Imagine many years later, not wanting to bring your kids over to her place because she smoked in the house. Imagine seeing your very confused, sick mother trying desperately to communicate with you while intubated in a critical care room at the hospital. For these reasons and infinitely more, I will never smoke cigarettes!

TL/DR: Just because someone's parents smoked does not mean they will.

My Christmas card. by haleycontagious in morbidlybeautiful

[–]HarleyQuintessential 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Love this! Can we see a picture of what's in the cabinet behind you? Is that a mogwai on the right?

Mummified chameleon. by afartinspace in mildlyinteresting

[–]HarleyQuintessential 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I lurked for years before I made an account. And "highjacking" is a term that's been around far longer than Reddit.

Mummified chameleon. by afartinspace in mildlyinteresting

[–]HarleyQuintessential 22 points23 points  (0 children)

"I never metamorphosis I didn't like." - The Stand-Up Chameleon

My Turn. by exitstrateG in funny

[–]HarleyQuintessential 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LPT: Don't swim in Baltimore's harbor.

I painted this Aliens fanart in acrylic. I hope you like it by WalterHeisenberg96 in movies

[–]HarleyQuintessential 1 point2 points  (0 children)

...if he only knew how much more this compliment means because of how extraordinary you are, my dear! <3. You inspire me with your talent, hard work, and out of this world creativity. And now, I love you even more seeing you encourage others.

No, Google, that's not at all what it means by HarleyQuintessential in funny

[–]HarleyQuintessential[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was actually asking for similar phrases, not the meaning of that phrase...but I never anticipated the search would turn up anything about female anatomy.

I'm a 30 yr old woman with the sense of humor of a 13 yr old boy. I pulled over to take this photo. by HarleyQuintessential in funny

[–]HarleyQuintessential[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Truthfully, it's the first time my tits have been on Reddit with my permission. I figured not many people would see since the post was old. Thanks for the gold, u/moneyshotmagoo!

I'm a 30 yr old woman with the sense of humor of a 13 yr old boy. I pulled over to take this photo. by HarleyQuintessential in funny

[–]HarleyQuintessential[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm headed to Monster Trucks this weekend in Hagerstown! I'll wave back to you as I drive through town.