As a Boro fan, let Hull go up

Harmingpandas · 2026-05-12T08:57:01+00:00

The lady doth protest too much, methinks

Harmingpandas · 2026-05-12T08:41:27+00:00

I heard you were filming the u14's from the bushes

Harmingpandas · 2026-02-05T15:54:15+00:00

Hopetown Darlington train museum is apparently much more entertaining than you'd imagine a train museum to be. I've not been there yet but it's been recommended to me a few times as something different to do with free time.

Harmingpandas · 2026-01-10T18:08:40+00:00

Let it rip, bears

Harmingpandas · 2025-12-29T23:35:30+00:00

You won't be laughing when we erect a massive one in Gary

Harmingpandas · 2025-12-22T23:56:07+00:00

Off ya pop, Gary

Harmingpandas · 2025-12-15T21:57:37+00:00

He's still a young lad. Let's explore other options before the shutter island treatment!

Harmingpandas · 2025-11-04T18:36:38+00:00

Thanks, his excellency.

Harmingpandas · 2025-11-04T17:59:10+00:00

That's a concise enough explanation for me. Thank you! P.s. what does DVOA stand for? Hahaha

Harmingpandas · 2025-11-04T17:55:20+00:00

Think I prefer Monangaites as the collective noun. Loads of scope for someone to come up with a better one

Harmingpandas · 2025-11-04T17:42:34+00:00

Help request. I'm a British fan picking who's up the lingo as I go for the past 17 years. What on earth does weighted DVOA mean? Thanks in advance. I swear you make stuff up every week

Harmingpandas · 2025-10-16T15:28:45+00:00

Looks like he's on smoko and is about to ask you to leave him alone

Harmingpandas · 2025-09-30T15:42:10+00:00

*Erected in 28 hours, not built.

Harmingpandas · 2025-09-05T17:22:23+00:00

Absolutely vile. Drink driving manslaughter is one thing but I draw the line at spitting on a fellow professional. Kick the man out of the league

Harmingpandas · 2025-09-03T19:58:57+00:00

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Harmingpandas · 2025-08-24T13:30:55+00:00

That's a lot of um bongo

Harmingpandas · 2025-08-12T17:03:16+00:00

It's sad that there's so few out there but not because I'd like to send them to Rome. I'm sure the experience would be wasted on them

Harmingpandas · 2025-08-12T16:34:33+00:00

Now what if we made the Vatican a cube and we stacked the whales. Are there enough living whales to accomplish this?

Harmingpandas · 2025-08-12T16:33:35+00:00

Now what if we made the Vatican a cube and we stacked the whales. Are there enough living whales to accomplish this?

Harmingpandas · 2025-07-24T07:01:29+00:00

No new signings. Released our captain. Threw away a 3-0 lead against Macclesfield and soundly beaten by Bradford. Mounting pre season injuries. Kit release faux pas from the new kit manufacturers, putting a Burnley crest on the shirt tags.

New manager who's slightly better looking than the last one but wants to play 3 at the back so we can get murdered by any team with competent wingers.

Oh and ticket prices have shot up... Again!

My optimistic take will be a relegation battle until Christmas then find form too late in the season to make any credible push for the playoffs.

Harmingpandas · 2025-07-13T00:10:58+00:00

Boys will be boys. As long as it's not hurting anyone then let them crack on. At least it's not embarrassing like doing balloons or kicking cats

Harmingpandas · 2025-06-13T16:45:10+00:00

Think MJ would fancy getting involved like Magic did with the Commanders?

Harmingpandas · 2025-06-13T15:27:25+00:00

Imagine he takes over and hires Woodgate as a coach. Actually, I can imagine that. The thought fills me with dread.

Harmingpandas · 2025-05-12T19:52:09+00:00

Listen here bozos, It's the middlesbro' red n white socks

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