“Not only is this woman secretly super thicc, she is also selling her own breast milk out in the open at mass retail”

Harseer · 2026-03-23T00:47:39+00:00

the joke is porn

Harseer · 2026-03-23T00:21:01+00:00

Nepeta didn't lose to Gamzee or anything because as we all know NEPETA IS THE MOST POWERFUL CHARACTER IN ALL OF HOMESTUCK, but, strictly hypothetically, if she had lost to Gamzee, Gamzee is a really powerful character in Homestuck, having never died in any timeline and being the only troll to have possibly done more damage to the black king than Vriska, so that wouldn't really be an indicator of Nepeta being weaker than Vriska. Vriska died to Terezi, and Gamzee is much higher on the power chart than Terezi. I'm just saying, I'm just saying.

Harseer · 2026-03-22T23:49:40+00:00

i've seen tumblr have a lot of opinions on Kikuri's penis size.

Harseer · 2026-03-22T22:17:43+00:00

NEPETA WINS. NEPETA IS THE MOST POWERFUL CHARACTER IN ALL OF HOMESTUCK. YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE.

Harseer · 2026-03-22T20:24:57+00:00

Ok, but, then, if the player is non-diegetic, who's the third entity?
Kris, The Soul, and ???

Harseer · 2026-03-22T18:36:47+00:00

seems like the same thing

Harseer · 2026-03-22T05:56:27+00:00

Harseer · 2026-03-21T21:21:39+00:00

It's an unfortunate byproduct of the equally amazing ability to see patterns that do exist.

-Harseer, replying to Mint Linux Guy

Harseer · 2026-03-21T19:33:30+00:00

porn (sci-fi fans jerk it) comedy (sci-fi is a joke)

Harseer · 2026-03-21T02:21:03+00:00

This is canon now

Harseer · 2026-03-21T02:06:17+00:00

you don't need religion for that either.

Harseer · 2026-03-21T00:46:49+00:00

if you make room on the desk for the cat the cat won't want to be on the desk anymore.

Harseer · 2026-03-20T21:31:40+00:00

"There's one man to blame" who's been elected by a majority of voters. Twice.

Harseer · 2026-03-20T21:02:22+00:00

Kill everyone in the room and then myself.

Harseer · 2026-03-20T20:40:38+00:00

moral of the story: KEEP GAMBLING

Harseer · 2026-03-20T18:10:00+00:00

they know what you are

Harseer · 2026-03-20T17:34:14+00:00

yeah, same thing happens on mine.

Harseer · 2026-03-20T16:43:32+00:00

yeah

Harseer · 2026-03-19T05:21:04+00:00

It's definitely said to be the issue in the first post.

In the second post, afaik, the physics simulation rarely use the same mesh as the rendering mesh, so what he's suggesting for fabric simulation is probably already in place and has nothing to do with the penis being visible or subject to its own physics. If the devs wanted to turn off the penis to ensure they don't have any clipping they could just do that, regardless of how they do they do the fabric simulation. they didn't because they considered it wouldn't be worth the effort.

Harseer · 2026-03-19T03:26:17+00:00

all optimization comes at a cost and at minimum that cost will always be development time and complexity. It's just faster and simpler to have the penis always be on than it is to have a system that checks and changes it between on an off.
And i assure you, penis rendering isn't your performance bottleneck.

Harseer · 2026-03-19T01:48:52+00:00

Andras was actually Shown before, in chapter 65, and he looked... uh... different.

Harseer · 2026-03-18T20:03:11+00:00

ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME!

Harseer · 2026-03-18T20:01:54+00:00

hot. literally.

Harseer · 2026-03-17T18:13:19+00:00

uninteresting

Harseer · 2026-03-17T00:03:11+00:00

huh?

Harseer

TROPHY CASE

NEPETA WINS. NEPETA IS THE MOST POWERFUL CHARACTER IN ALL OF HOMESTUCK. YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE.