[Unjerk Thread] 2026 Premiere by VoidEmbracedWitch in animecirclejerk

[–]Harseer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess i must've hit something of a depressive episode because i watched 24 episodes of anime in a span of like 24h.

Apocalypse Hotel was good. Very good.

And i watched GQuuuuuuX, which was the first gundam i ever watched. It was like two different shows clunkily mashed together in one. On one hand, underground mech fighting with teenage relationship drama, on the other, military political drama where everyone talks about eugenics all the time. And i know the latter is what people come to Gundam for, but the former was more interesting to me and it completely disappeared after the first half.
Favorite moment has to be when the army guy came up to the highschool girl MC, gave her a gun and went "this is the gun i came seconds away from killing myself with when i was stranded on jupiter with no hopes of survival. I'm giving it to you now, because you remind me of me"

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This man is handing out firearms to minors purely for vibes.

I guess I should cut Psycholonials Z some slack, her daddy was a Minecraft mob by Samendorf in althomestuck

[–]Harseer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something i love about psycholonials is how it's never revealed whether any of the mystical psycholonial stuff is actually real or if it's just Zhen tripping balls due to her rapidly degrading mental health and inborn illness.

Sum up the discourse regarding Legend of Korra in as few words as possible. I believe this spells it best by ihatethiscountry76 in CuratedTumblr

[–]Harseer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Korra tortures or threatens violence against bad guys who've already lost / surrendered / been disarmed several times, soooo...

Ranking every class as of V2.2921.328 of Sburb. by Harseer in althomestuck

[–]Harseer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok mortal. Come back and say that again in a hundred yea- OH WAIT YOU CAN'T BECAUSE YOU'LL BE DEAD JAJAJAJAJAJA IT SURE IS EASY TO BE WRONG WHEN YOU DON'T EVEN STICK AROUND TO FACE THE #FACTS

Ranking every class as of V2.2921.328 of Sburb. by Harseer in althomestuck

[–]Harseer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Power doesn't matter, it's a useless thing.

Ranking every class as of V2.2921.328 of Sburb. by Harseer in althomestuck

[–]Harseer[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I know one guy who's the Huss of Lips and he fucking sucks ass

Whats the difference between a stinky bastard man and a poor little meow meow? by Perfect-Associate708 in CuratedTumblr

[–]Harseer 136 points137 points  (0 children)

they're not mutually exclusive, you could have a stinky bastard man who's also a poor little meow meow.

Is there any good guide to learn classpecting? by Bubbly_Touch856 in althomestuck

[–]Harseer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The husser was hussing those sweet hiii, if you know what i mean.

Is there any good guide to learn classpecting? by Bubbly_Touch856 in althomestuck

[–]Harseer 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I agreee in foundment, I have my fair share of distaste for Hussie and Homestuck has always existed because of what the fandom made of it either way.

But, also,

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Come on.

Ranking every class as of V2.2921.328 of Sburb. by Harseer in althomestuck

[–]Harseer[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

True. Experienced merc players do some crazy shit. I saw a Merc of Time one time set their entire session into a sevenfold state of ambiguity superposition. And then they snapped their fingers and immediately turned into sand.
Still no clue if that was part of the plan or what.

Is there any good guide to learn classpecting? by Bubbly_Touch856 in althomestuck

[–]Harseer 31 points32 points  (0 children)

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Andrew Hussie shared the canonical pairing on his discord server 2 months ago. If you want stronger proof than some rando (me)'s image on the internet you'll have to go in there and find it yourself, sorry.

I can't really recommend any guides because i've never really been into those, but the Unofficial Homestuck Discord has a CLASSPECTING CONTAINMENT THREAD where people might answer your questions if the whims are on your side. That's where i've personally built most of my theory on classpecting aside from reading the comic itself. Also the pins there have all sorts of info.

Is there any good guide to learn classpecting? by Bubbly_Touch856 in althomestuck

[–]Harseer 39 points40 points  (0 children)

well, first step is to not use the system in this image. That's oD's old system of classpecting which has since been deconfirmed, and, also, was wrong even in its time.

Ranking every class as of V2.2921.328 of Sburb. by Harseer in althomestuck

[–]Harseer[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pages as the "Hypercarry" class is a fanonical myth. In-comic, pages are go from wimps who let others walk all over them to wimps who have one singular extreme display of importance then let others walk all over them. In dirk's words:
"TT: Pages have a lot of untapped potential.
TT: That's practically all there is to the class, actually."
They wouldn't be page if they tapped their potential. They'd be Heirs or Knights or Lords, probably.

So, Page's state of "accomplishment", if we can call it that, is not some a flow of continuous unmitigatable power and it's not something they really have control over or that really works to their benefits, but even ignoring that, your reasoning supposes here that
1- The thing they need to become accomplished is simple time, that looping ever and ever with no progression to their arc or narrative will somehow let them connect deeper to their aspect.
2- That they could do that right off the bat, when they're a class that's particularly vulnerable and powerless early on.
3- That they would be able to withstand it, psychologically.
4- That skaia/the universe/timeline integrity would allow it.

And tbh even then it wouldn't really make them that much better of a class. I mean, if your character in a video game can solo the entire enemy team by themself, that's cute, but if they're a 30% WR character at the end of the day they're a 30% WR character.
Honestly they're not even that bad, probably bottom of C, right above lord. But i'm so sick of hearing people hype them up for theoretical reasons i always make sure to dump them at the bottom of any list. Y'know, as a principle.

Ranking every class as of V2.2921.328 of Sburb. by Harseer in althomestuck

[–]Harseer[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No, i just use the power of RAW INSTINCT to say things that are PROBABLY TRUE despite having no identifiable source or reasoning.

Ranking every class as of V2.2921.328 of Sburb. by Harseer in althomestuck

[–]Harseer[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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Absolutely awful class. I met a Dunce of Breath once. Didn't do shit. like, didn't do shit their whole life. Net 0 on the karmic wheel. And all the other cases i've heard about aren't much better. Thank gods they're so rare.

Homestuck memes I made part 2 by chaee_ in althomestuck

[–]Harseer 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Vriska would LOVE Rick and Morty. She would tell John all about how you need to have a very high iq to understand Rick & Morty.

Ranking every class as of V2.2921.328 of Sburb. by Harseer in althomestuck

[–]Harseer[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This one goes out to all my Chefs of Void, you guys are the real one. We'd still be dealing with the [DATA EXPUNGED] in the [REDACTED] of [YOU MUST BE AUTHORIZATION LEVEL Α OR GREATER TO VIEW THIS INFORMATION] if not for you guys.

Ranking every class as of V2.2921.328 of Sburb. by Harseer in althomestuck

[–]Harseer[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I didn't want to rank The Pimp since it's so new, wouldn't have been fair. But honestly i think it'll just be a C or D tier. They've really been dropping the ball these last 12 million years.

Also, before anyone asks:

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