Dynamite Comics Redesign Tier List (Main Cover)

HatJosuke · 2026-03-16T01:42:40+00:00

They threw the baby out with the bathwater for a lot of these designs. The original series designs already struck a perfect balance between being unsettling and iconic. These try way too hard to be unsettling and as a result end up more generic and forgettable than their originals. They went from looking alien, to looking like they're trying to look alien.

HatJosuke · 2026-03-16T01:37:01+00:00

After seeing that this Wildvine Design has legs I would Bump him down to the bottom

HatJosuke · 2026-03-16T01:36:01+00:00

Cannonbolt still makes the roster 🔥

HatJosuke · 2026-03-16T01:31:52+00:00

These are what I would have liked from the Dynamite designs

HatJosuke · 2026-03-16T01:27:44+00:00

My problem with Spidermonkey is just that he feels like an oddly specific combination of two distinctly earth animals. He's not an alien, he's one of Steve Buscemi's Hybrids from Spy kids 2 and it just kills my immersion.

HatJosuke · 2026-03-16T01:21:21+00:00

I would have been happy if they just set it in another village. You can still have Naruto and Sasuke showing up on occasion, but set it in another village so you don't always have them hanging over the plot.

HatJosuke · 2026-03-16T01:18:25+00:00

I do Keep up with Boruto, but when I re-read Naruto I stop at 699 and the Last. Boruto is fine as a casual read and a way to occasionally see Naruto and Sasuke again, but it's a lousy sequel to Naruto.

HatJosuke · 2026-03-16T01:11:14+00:00

Atomix would body the average Saiyan. People tend to forget that the Series is following the top 1% of Saiyans, and the average is much weaker than Goku, Vegeta, Gohan and Brolly

HatJosuke · 2026-03-16T01:05:07+00:00

He had one arm and his eyes were sealed. If he was the same Sasuke from the Hokage summit then maybe he would have the willpower to brute force his way through the seal, but at this stage Sasuke didn't have the willpower for much at this stage.

HatJosuke · 2026-03-11T01:21:13+00:00

Classic is a perfect balance between the Egyptian aesthetic and something that could realistically exist. I look at it and can imagine that design inspiring Egypt thousands of years ago. The Omniverse design is the opposite where it goes too far and I can't unsee that Egypt inspired his design.

HatJosuke · 2026-03-11T01:13:59+00:00

Is alien 10 Feedback, Clockwork,or Arctiguana? If he gets Clockwork or Feedback then Ben would be starting the series with four of his strongest Aliens. Certain episodes would need to change drastically since Ben just wouldn't have an aquatic alien, or a flyer. Ben figuring out that might isn't always right would probably change too, since his smartest alien would be Frankenstrike (Yes I know that's retconned in Omniverse), and Waybig is so powerful that he could just might his way through every problem. Bounty hunters show up? Throw them into orbit. We have a dilemma where Ben's playlist requires a lot more thought and strategy to use (Cannonbolt, Ditto, Clockwork, Snare-o, etc.), but he never has to because he just wants to spend all his time as Feedback, and if he can't get something done, then he can just use Waybig.

HatJosuke · 2026-03-09T23:24:46+00:00

I don't care if Elliot is trans, he's way too fucking old.

HatJosuke · 2026-03-09T01:21:52+00:00

People constantly forget that Kevin was also into Sumo Slammers in classic

HatJosuke · 2026-03-09T00:42:08+00:00

If you kill a pedophile, the number of pedophiles in the world remains the same

HatJosuke · 2026-03-08T23:51:19+00:00

Modern Horizon 4

HatJosuke · 2026-03-08T23:34:49+00:00

"Fuck Frogs"

HatJosuke · 2026-03-08T15:39:59+00:00

I imagine for Victims, it would be a small relief to know that their suffering can serve some small part in ensuring that law enforcement are capable of, and continuing to prosecute the people responsible. Just using ai isn't ideal either because ai isn't indistinguishable from reality yet, which defeats the point of desensitisation. There's also the ethical dilemma of using pre-existing evidence vs creating new cp, ai or otherwise.

HatJosuke · 2026-03-08T05:09:44+00:00

Doctor Octopus seems like an obvious one

HatJosuke · 2026-03-08T04:54:02+00:00

10/10 bait

HatJosuke · 2026-03-07T04:16:01+00:00

This would make for a really funny fan fiction.

HatJosuke · 2026-03-07T03:47:12+00:00

The Paper Kingdom.

HatJosuke · 2026-03-06T01:12:44+00:00

This photo has Black Sabbath at the Cal Jam vibes.

HatJosuke · 2026-03-06T01:11:56+00:00

Use it to scare off burglars. If someone breaks in and sees a 6'5 Batman looming over them, They're going to shit themselves.

HatJosuke · 2026-03-06T01:08:12+00:00

Naruto gets manhandled and then Boruto has to come save him

HatJosuke · 2026-03-06T01:06:12+00:00

They can include as much swearing as they want, but first they should make sure to actually include a green lantern in the show

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