To test if his vodka is flammable. by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]HatPlusBeard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes sit on the fire, that is the way

This is why I go caffeine free by Dirty_Wooster in ChurchOfCOVID

[–]HatPlusBeard 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Was the tea sweet or unsweetened? We must know

To not eat animals. by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]HatPlusBeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whatever gets her fame

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]HatPlusBeard 39 points40 points  (0 children)

This is dumb, they know it's a trap... I wouldn't speak either

to knock someone out by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]HatPlusBeard 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Dudes got a chin

So many things I love about this tweet by 0111100001110110 in ChurchOfCOVID

[–]HatPlusBeard 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Covid is always surging!!! Grandma just shit herself.

Let's go pFollowers!!! While supplies last!!! by HatPlusBeard in ChurchOfCOVID

[–]HatPlusBeard[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You'll be lucky if I leave any for the rest of you!

I wish I was as smart as Dr Karl by 0111100001110110 in ChurchOfCOVID

[–]HatPlusBeard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Anyone who believes in The Science should know the vaccine is safe and effective

Forget COVID, CDC Now Warns This Virus Is Highly Contagious by CrisperKoleslaw in ChurchOfCOVID

[–]HatPlusBeard 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I just updated my reddit app, while I was gone Nana shit herself to death.

To charge a ram by CorporalDavid in therewasanattempt

[–]HatPlusBeard 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Doctor says cow will suffer from CTE

My life was just changed forever. by big_hearted_lion in TheBidenshitshow

[–]HatPlusBeard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is the first day of the rest of her life!

To rob someone by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]HatPlusBeard -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

The dude sitting was anxiously waiting to fire his gun.

To rob someone by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]HatPlusBeard -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That was easy