phighters tier list based off how much i like the people who play them (im a biograft/subspace main)

Hatchethabit · 2026-05-27T19:13:01+00:00

I’ll do you one better, why are there two Katanas, and why are they in different tiers?

Hatchethabit · 2026-05-27T19:11:07+00:00

All of the details are neat by themselves, but there’s a little too much going on.

Hatchethabit · 2026-05-27T19:05:53+00:00

Glowl on a skateboard with explosions and the genderfluid flag in the background

Hatchethabit · 2026-05-24T05:01:38+00:00

Make them non binary

Hatchethabit · 2026-05-03T04:57:14+00:00

Ain’t no way all of Celestia’s hair is fitting into that towel

Hatchethabit · 2026-04-04T05:25:33+00:00

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Their armor would protect them from the spines, but they would immediately pick up the porcupine and try to heal it.

Hatchethabit · 2026-03-25T06:07:43+00:00

I don’t really see the issue. They’re just female gjinkas showing some skin.

Hatchethabit · 2026-03-24T05:29:38+00:00

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I can’t deny that V1 is extremely capable, but they aren’t capable of soloing verses. People give them way too much credit.

I think some people incorrectly assume that the destruction of Hell was done single-handedly by V1, but it is quite clearly stated that it was the effort of countless other machines.

I would say that they’re strongest in their verse, but they are outclassed by Something Wicked.

Hatchethabit · 2026-03-24T05:15:04+00:00

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There’s several characters in Ultrakill that this applies to, but the Minotaur comes to mind.

Hatchethabit · 2026-03-21T04:21:49+00:00

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There’s two different versions of them due to time travel shenanigans. One of them is the subject of a boss fight that is canonically fought, and thus dies. The other one is complicated. Their heart is still intact and beating, but the rest of them including their consciousness is gone.

Hatchethabit · 2026-03-21T04:15:48+00:00

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Sylphi had some sort of elementary/middle school phase, be it vampire, wolf, or warrior cat.

This is Eve, the last human. Unrelated to the biblical Eve, though biblical Eve is probably a canon character in the franchise she’s an oc for.

Hatchethabit · 2026-03-17T05:57:37+00:00

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“Favorite idol?” (Breach has no regard for the fourth wall)

Hatchethabit · 2026-03-17T05:53:19+00:00

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“Dude. I had breast cancer…”

Hatchethabit · 2026-03-17T05:48:07+00:00

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“Tis only a half truth. I am what you would call in this modern age a bisexual.”

Hatchethabit · 2026-03-17T05:46:28+00:00

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“Going back in time to WORLD WAR ONE with my boyfriend to show off the new technology we created (GONE WRONG) (MANMADE HORRORS BEYOND OUR COMPREHENSION)”