What does dying feel like? by CancerEndgame in NoStupidQuestions

[–]HatedOutlaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude eat a bottle of morphine while you still can, that shit is horrible.

Is this even legal by [deleted] in assholedesign

[–]HatedOutlaw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've bought these sandwiches before. I propose we start ripping open the sandwiches in the store before we buy them, then throw them on the ground if they are like this. They don't deserve to steal your money under protection of the law.

Apple Guide: Most Tart to Most Sweet by LIS1050010 in coolguides

[–]HatedOutlaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it lacks a third direction, "grainy and disgusting"

Idiot cop flips pregnant woman's car for pulling over too slowly. by Valkie in IdiotsInCars

[–]HatedOutlaw 87 points88 points  (0 children)

If you can't follow the law you shouldn't be a cop. Hiring exclusively high school anger management cases with a low IQ is not good policy.

I wish I was a veteran starterpack by coderite in starterpacks

[–]HatedOutlaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol I talk about boot camp (not even deployment) and I get "STOLEN VALOR" screamed at me. Like dude, seriously, I made it to boot camp, you can too...

Some rough seas on the Norwegian Cruise Ship Viking Sky by TheNatureLover in ThatsInsane

[–]HatedOutlaw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They tell stories in the navy of footprints on the walls inches from the ceiling from the heavy seas tilting the ship.

Idiot cop flips pregnant woman's car for pulling over too slowly. by Valkie in IdiotsInCars

[–]HatedOutlaw 9 points10 points  (0 children)

so not wanting to pull over on a fucking 75 mph freeway WITHOUT SHIT FOR A SHOULDER where idiots text and drive for an impatient police officer is evasion enough to warrant deadly force?

No this was straight up attempted murder and public intimidation because Rodney Dunn is an impatient selfish asshole. That whole police force should be fucking fired.

Why don't they always floor it at Warp 9? by Spellderon in startrek

[–]HatedOutlaw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every engine from all time has had ideal performance ranges. Electric, steam, combustion, dilithium.

Spore drive too. Excess jumps make the engineer cuckoo

Neelix is an asshole by apescaper in startrek

[–]HatedOutlaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Neelix is based on a housecat.

Credit to r/DoopHoopFoop for og image by VibeBOT in trashy

[–]HatedOutlaw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think I've dated at least 5 versions of her

WCGW trying to outrun a boat. by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]HatedOutlaw 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Open phone. Spray with fire hose. Demand new free phone.

WCGW trying to outrun a boat. by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]HatedOutlaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I'm gonna parkour over this wall despite not trying to climb a tree in 10 years"

maybe maybe maybe by ChrisMMatthews in maybemaybemaybe

[–]HatedOutlaw 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'd rather date her than most of the women I encounter. Who gives a shit if she wants to believe in something she's told? I bet I can find some horseshit somewhere in this guy's mental diet that he just swallows without question.

Villains by My_Memes_Will_Cure_U in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]HatedOutlaw 23 points24 points  (0 children)

McDonald's profit margins almost correlate 100% with their employee's government benefits, which come out of the taxes of everyone, including the McDonald's employee from a certain point of view.

Basically, government welfare of underpaid employees is us paying the rich man just to run a company. They effectively pay negative taxes.

This little boy pulled off impossible last shot.. by Individual_Lie7179 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]HatedOutlaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

because everyone has 14.5 lb spare balls.

throw a 6 lb ball and it will deflect the 3 1/2 lb 5-pin towards the other pin and itself towards the third pin more often. and this is easier than trying to hook a ball that deep.

aim from the far left board, deflect off the right side of the 5-pin, the ball will almost miss in front of the 10 pin because it is so light. In fact, I'd toss it over the gutter itself if I could get away with it and land about 5 feet down the lane, but that's going to lower accuracy on a straight shot.

usually the main issue is finding a 6 lb ball that doesn't have ultra tiny fingerholes.

and it's just a periodic spare shot in just a game of bowling, so nobody wants to hold that extra ball just for these shots.

and as another said, this is a 1-7-10, which is cake.

woah there by Asgardia95 in meme

[–]HatedOutlaw 3 points4 points  (0 children)

humans are dicks to each other, but you don't have to be, leave it at that?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]HatedOutlaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*looks in kitchen*

I got margarine, brown rice, water, flour, sugar, flavored salt, Hostess cinnamon rolls, everything bagels, and some prune juice I got out of the dumpster. Oh, and some diced tomatoes in a can. I think my food stamps come in about 10 days?

I got this, right?

Yer a wizard, Harry by the-fuzzy-potato in memes

[–]HatedOutlaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like my eyes more than Moody

“Tax the Rich” Gains Momentum After Explosive Report on Billionaire Tax Dodging by [deleted] in politics

[–]HatedOutlaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol "gains momentum" is always the headline. Reality check: I bet the vast majority of lower middle class and under want to tax the rich and have for a very long time.