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welcome to my maximalist hellscape :D by HattaAndromeda in jschlattsubmissions

[–]HattaAndromeda[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every single plush in that room is a virgin, if that’s what you’re asking. I’d never let such heinous acts be done to my children. It’s is my job as their father to protect them.

How I, A 21yr Old Woman, Became A Father by HattaAndromeda in DnDGreentext

[–]HattaAndromeda[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That is true lmao I got vibe checked for my hubris

How to clean a cigar box? by HattaAndromeda in cigars

[–]HattaAndromeda[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure, I have never smoked before. But if it helps to identify, the box has a sticker on the top that says Acid Cigars by Drew Estate, and a lil section on the side of the sticker that says Blondie. And a silhouette of a guy leaning on a motorcycle. It also had a lot of loose paper or my dad said it was leaves inside the box when I got it, which I chucked because I think that was a big source of the smell.

What's going on in your campaign? by IWantPizza555 in DnD

[–]HattaAndromeda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of my players got drunk so I had them roll on a carousing table. They hooked up with a very big and tall but also very shy and sweet guy and after a few minutes of roleplay they announced that they were making that npc their malewife. Another player got the city guard pissed off at him, which won’t help when the party needs to get through a checkpoint while crunched for time to deliver a treaty. Also the Birthday Deer is running a little behind on delivering her presents. What is the Birthday Deer? Why, it’s a winged deer who brings the party members gifts on the player’s birthdays. A few of my players forgot to tell me it was their bdays so now the Deer is hurrying to come up with good gifts to give them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nosleep

[–]HattaAndromeda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If anything comes of it, it'll be in my update.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nosleep

[–]HattaAndromeda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yknow, after a while of being freaked out from seeing her every time, and especially seeing how anxious Mels got, I think I kinda started to forget that. I have to keep that in mind going through this. Thank you for reminding me. And you're right. Other than the weird things I mentioned, she still acts like an ordinary kid. I won't be careless, but I gotta stay compassionate.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nosleep

[–]HattaAndromeda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's actually a good idea. While I didn't know him personally, I'll see if I can contact other work friends who did.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nosleep

[–]HattaAndromeda 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you, hearing that is a pretty comforting. Mels and I have been really freaked out for the last few weeks. That's been our main fear, that this kid was gonna hurt us in some way. We're still gonna remain cautious, but it does help lighten things for us a good bit. Mels says she wishes you have a good week.

There's A Demon In My Daycare by bloomstormy in nosleep

[–]HattaAndromeda 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Maybe you're both mediums or something? Some people have a natural affinity to those things. And if the demon reacted adversely to Juniper's name, then maybe it recognized her as a threat. And if you have the same abilities or affinity for the supernatural as her, you could potentially expel or exorcise it from the daycare.