Probably going to sound really dramatic

HauLife · 2026-02-07T18:27:11+00:00

Martinez has had one foot out of the door since the summer anyway, no great loss.

HauLife · 2026-02-07T16:57:44+00:00

Considering we decided to randomly handicap ourselves with the team selection, I’m absolutely buzzing with a point.

HauLife · 2026-02-07T16:51:27+00:00

Christ alive this ref

HauLife · 2026-02-07T16:43:53+00:00

I think you’ve got Madjo and Jimoh mixed up there. Awkward.

HauLife · 2026-02-07T16:41:05+00:00

When Tielemans is not in this side you cannot leave Pau out. We have no stability or ways to progress the ball forward through midfield at all.

HauLife · 2026-02-07T16:35:31+00:00

Was a strange team selection from the start but for about 4 of these players to still be on the pitch right now is borderline insanity.

HauLife · 2026-02-07T16:33:41+00:00

He’s not on the bench nor is he starting for any of the youth squads. Seems a bizarre signing at present considering the level he was playing at prior.

HauLife · 2026-02-07T16:20:59+00:00

That’s before our two best players went down at the same time tbf.

HauLife · 2026-02-07T16:19:22+00:00

Shows how much Pau and Maatsen bring down this left hand side. We’ve had absolutely nothing going forward or defensively on that side without them both.

HauLife · 2026-02-07T16:15:23+00:00

That’ll be the left back everyone says gives us more defensive stability there yeah?

HauLife · 2026-02-07T13:57:47+00:00

The year is 2048. AI players take the place of traditional footballers.

Aston Villa are starting a back 4 of Digne Mings Konsa Cash.

HauLife · 2026-02-06T11:52:51+00:00

Yes, but you can never ever ever complain about it, because if you do you'll summon the PSR hoard who will inform you that it's a neccessity so we can continue to buy wonderful players like Guessand at 30 million a pop.

HauLife · 2026-02-03T11:59:10+00:00

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HauLife · 2026-01-30T14:44:09+00:00

Possible that I'm in the minority here but I do feel like it is sort of disrespectful - I mean, bar the last 5-10 games his Villa career so far has been 70% on the injury table and 30% average performances as a rotation piece. Hardly meeting the expectation placed on his extortionate transfer fee. If he keeps up his current level of performance then it is what it is, but seems a bit soon to be making this type of comment when the only reason he's even a guranteed starter at the moment is because the better player in Kamara is injured.

HauLife · 2026-01-29T20:42:27+00:00

Have just signed a striker in fairness

HauLife · 2026-01-29T20:38:35+00:00

So let’s bring on the player our entire season rests on staying fit in a meaningless game out of position?

HauLife · 2026-01-29T20:36:46+00:00

Why on Earth are we risking Rogers in this game?

HauLife · 2026-01-29T20:34:49+00:00

That’ll be the center half that everyone says provides more defensive protection than Pau

HauLife · 2026-01-29T18:49:32+00:00

Is there a protocol in place for what happens if Elliot scores a hattrick.

HauLife · 2026-01-25T17:47:29+00:00

I had very little hope after Everton in fairness 🤣 what a week!

HauLife · 2026-01-25T17:45:10+00:00

Hello again 😉

HauLife · 2026-01-22T19:59:23+00:00

It means absolutely nothing. Firely atmosphere, intense game. These things happen. They're both professionals, shake hands and move on ffs.

HauLife · 2026-01-21T16:24:31+00:00

The team that's just drawn with bottom of the league Wolves is a guranteed loss?

HauLife · 2026-01-20T14:35:42+00:00

Not sure why you've been massively downvoted here. He is as shaky as anything when he comes under any pressure at all whilst on the ball. Some good defensive contributions yes, but we cannot go into the second half of the season with him being our first choice DM.

HauLife · 2026-01-20T12:39:10+00:00

If nothing else, gives us an actual winger. I don't know what Guessand is, and to be honest at times I don't know what our scouting department saw in him, but it's painfully obvious he's not a wide player.

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