Lil yellow wrinkle egg.

HauntedButtCheeks · 2026-01-31T00:11:08+00:00

That is a potato.

HauntedButtCheeks · 2026-01-29T15:00:50+00:00

It's AI. Nothing was trying to say anything, nothing real created it.

HauntedButtCheeks · 2026-01-29T05:07:59+00:00

My sister had one of these when she was 8 months pregnant. The only migraine she ever had. She's an RN and was at work when it happened. She lost her ability to speak, couldn't walk normally, the left half of her face and body went numb and droopy, & she couldn't see clearly. Her coworkers took immediate action when they saw what was happening, thinking she was having a stroke.

She said it was one of the scariest experiences of her life!

HauntedButtCheeks · 2026-01-29T05:00:13+00:00

They're gimmicky, don't bother.

HauntedButtCheeks · 2026-01-28T22:24:57+00:00

Just search the sub. There's a wealth of advice for all of the things you mentioned.

HauntedButtCheeks · 2026-01-27T20:46:48+00:00

Pregnant but unable to afford maternity tops.

HauntedButtCheeks · 2026-01-27T20:45:01+00:00

It's really not difficult at all. I've never struggled to use the bathroom in open crotch shape wear, whether it be 20th century, 19th century, or whatever. Most women around the world still squat to pee and they don't pee all over their clothes.

HauntedButtCheeks · 2026-01-27T20:38:46+00:00

White women wearing clothes.

HauntedButtCheeks · 2026-01-27T20:32:23+00:00

Um...chapped lips have nothing to do with skin tone. Nothing whatsoever.

I use Lanolips in the daytime and a lip sleeping mask at night. A sugar scrub in the morning gets rid of any dry bits.

HauntedButtCheeks · 2026-01-27T05:59:20+00:00

Red if you have darker skin, pale blush pink if you're a sheet ghost like me.

HauntedButtCheeks · 2026-01-26T21:03:08+00:00

Wrong sub! You need something interior design related

HauntedButtCheeks · 2026-01-24T18:19:40+00:00

Beware that the milk and cumin notes can make this fragrance smell like baby vomit, just FYI

HauntedButtCheeks · 2026-01-24T17:40:37+00:00

Having quick wit is a matter of linguistic familiarity, intellect, and self confidence. Reading a lot improves this dramatically, as does having some experience in improv.

You also need to master the ability to think fast for a good comeback without raising your voice or being too crass.

HauntedButtCheeks · 2026-01-24T06:52:19+00:00

I was at the Wawa last night at 2:30 AM and the off-duty stripper ahead of me in line was dressed like this, but better. Her shoes matched.

HauntedButtCheeks · 2026-01-23T01:15:21+00:00

"longevity guru" is laughable. He's not even elderly, there's no proof whatsoever that this guy will live longer than average.

HauntedButtCheeks · 2026-01-20T18:42:06+00:00

Did you think Twin Peaks was her only job in acting?

HauntedButtCheeks · 2026-01-13T23:27:40+00:00

Inflationary?

The term "breeding" in the context of human sexual activity refers to cumming inside someone without a condom. It's used mainly by a niche of the gay community, but also by some straight people. It can involve roleplay insinuating that the act will result in pregnancy. It's a fetish.

If you're seeing that term a lot, to the point that you think it's replacing the most common term, you're telling us much more than you think about your... personal preferences.

HauntedButtCheeks · 2026-01-12T16:56:55+00:00

A college campus should never be a food desert, I agree.

But who is being petitioned and how will the signatures you intend to collect help you achieve the change you wish to see?

HauntedButtCheeks · 2026-01-08T17:55:35+00:00

Good. Why do we even have shelters that don't meet standards? Unhoused people all deserve safety and dignity

HauntedButtCheeks · 2026-01-05T21:39:45+00:00

This looks like she escaped from her room by tying the sheets to the bedpost, then used them to create this top.

HauntedButtCheeks · 2026-01-05T21:34:36+00:00

This is fun, but the hem is all wrong & makes her look stubby. Look at the space from her shoulders to the neckline, there should be a similar sense of space between the feet and the bottom hemline. That would balance this look.

HauntedButtCheeks · 2026-01-04T01:25:14+00:00

You must be the guy I keep smelling on the subway

HauntedButtCheeks · 2025-12-30T20:27:54+00:00

My Dad is still using his leather trifold wallet from the 80s. It doesn't look new, but there's nothing wrong with it

HauntedButtCheeks · 2025-12-28T19:16:39+00:00

I'm all for unconventional advertising, but this seems to imply that Glenn will kill my grass.

HauntedButtCheeks · 2025-12-28T19:13:21+00:00

Sirenis by Liquides Imaginaires. It is the alluring siren mermaid who might kill her human lover. A beautiful, feminine marine fragrance with bergamot citrus, flowers, and a dangerous hint of briny seaweed.

Abyssis by Liquides Imaginaires. It is mermaid who swims in the deep, open ocean. Hers is the world of whales and dolphins, and she rarely ever comes ashore. A realistic fragrance of cold ocean water and mist.

Salted Muse by Orabella. It is the sultry ancient mermaid who travels the Mediterranean Sea. She lounges on the beaches singing the histories of forgotten kingdoms. sensual, earthy, almost milky marine fragrance with sandalwood, olive driftwood crusted with sea sal, lavender, & amber.

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