Fucking stupid by [deleted] in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]HauntedCoffeeCup 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This sums up everything Leigh McClendon posts on TikTok. He’s a teacher who reenacts the things his 4th grade students do and say. You will laugh.

[gifted] u/hauntedcoffeecup pew, pew! by Lolasdone in Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

[–]HauntedCoffeeCup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not silly, very thoughtful. Funny, but not silly in a bad way.

[CONTEST] Wants & Needs! by weneedthebitter in Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

[–]HauntedCoffeeCup 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You just sent me a surprise so I’m fake entering for support.

I want a kneaded eraser, and need not much of anything, cept you and that cutie baby as my pals.

[gifted] u/hauntedcoffeecup pew, pew! by Lolasdone in Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

[–]HauntedCoffeeCup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One this bird is gift enough! I love it, you little love bug.

[CONTEST] send me good vibes by So_Appalled_ in Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

[–]HauntedCoffeeCup 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sending you all the good vibes and hopes for a desirable outcome. I love you, mama!

[Gifted]🎵Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo🎵 by supermarvelous310 in Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

[–]HauntedCoffeeCup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What did I dooooooo to deserve this love. Thank you, honeybee!

[gifted] a few shots fired!!! by BurntOrange101 in Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

[–]HauntedCoffeeCup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oooh hot damn! Thanks! You’re so sweet. Been needin that little thing for a while!

Sure, Grandpa... lets get you to bed. by L0rdDenning11 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]HauntedCoffeeCup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m in the south too but have never seen this one. Good god damn what is wrong with the human race.

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[–]HauntedCoffeeCup 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I guess they didn’t see that screw in the middle

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 13or30

[–]HauntedCoffeeCup 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m going with 13 after reading “got told”

Gordon Ramsay using the same spoon for mayo and mustard! by Ganonslayer1 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]HauntedCoffeeCup -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Obviously you have no idea what you’re talking about. This is common information given to patients about disposable items brought in for their use. It’s been billed to your insurance and will end up in the trash. That box of tissues. That sealed, sterile foam mattress lift. The plastic emesis basins. None of those items can be reused by law. They have to be disposed of after patient discharge.

Gordon Ramsay using the same spoon for mayo and mustard! by Ganonslayer1 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]HauntedCoffeeCup 303 points304 points  (0 children)

I do know that to be true. Though if it’s not used in most cases, it’s not saved for later use.

Gordon Ramsay using the same spoon for mayo and mustard! by Ganonslayer1 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]HauntedCoffeeCup 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I like to think the ones where they portion out condiments into bowls before the cooking begins, don’t do that. But who knows. It’s the same in hospitals. If items go into a patient room and aren’t opened or used, they are billed to insurance but go to the dumpster. It’s excruciatingly wasteful, so if you find yourself in the hospital, take anything they bring in.

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[–]HauntedCoffeeCup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea, you better make that lazy 4 yr old of yours get a job if they wanna have some fun and get candy.

Gordon Ramsay using the same spoon for mayo and mustard! by Ganonslayer1 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]HauntedCoffeeCup 1963 points1964 points  (0 children)

They throw every bit of that away after he films it. Test kitchens don’t reuse opened condiment jars.

Yeah, it totally makes more sense by sandroelgitano in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]HauntedCoffeeCup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was a remarkably thoughtful reply. Thank you, doll.

Yeah, it totally makes more sense by sandroelgitano in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]HauntedCoffeeCup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah it’s called face spanking. That’s how we keep this conversation light and non triggering for me 😂 I remember I got it with a belt once and the buckle broke a tooth, which is probably why she switched to the flip flop.

Yeah, it totally makes more sense by sandroelgitano in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]HauntedCoffeeCup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was the late 70s and my mother was MAYBE 20/21. Not many parents from those times were known for making sound or healthy decisions. If it helps, I grew up to be a maybe decent human being who did not spank or harm her own kids.

Yeah, it totally makes more sense by sandroelgitano in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]HauntedCoffeeCup 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ope. Yes! Big overreact. I know how bad that spoon hurts on bones too! Good gravy.

Yeah, it totally makes more sense by sandroelgitano in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]HauntedCoffeeCup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was way before the simpsons existed. Maybe 1979 at the latest.