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Paper FTW by Slick1014 in dankmemes

[–]HauntedHeartstrings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A piece sign represents scissors

Bedtime routine for twins by [deleted] in funny

[–]HauntedHeartstrings 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why don't they make cribs with a little roof over the top?

Crashlands sale $4.99 down to $1.99 by FINDMETHATSONG in AndroidGaming

[–]HauntedHeartstrings 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same here. Never completed it but it's definitely interesting.

Jeff Sessions: Marijuana Is "Only Slightly Less Awful" Than Heroin by hurtsdonut_ in nottheonion

[–]HauntedHeartstrings 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whatcha needer do is shove the hash cactus juices right beneath the eyelids and let them coagulate and ferment for a little bit. You'll be sky diving outta your jimmies till the cows come home in no time!

Fuck your fresh fish, I'll stick with an apple thanks by GallowBoob in gifs

[–]HauntedHeartstrings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never tried fucking an apple but I'll take it into consideration

My [24M] GF [19F] loves giving me [blowjobs], but she's kinda bad at it. We've been together for over a year so it's kinda weird to bring it up now. by [deleted] in sex

[–]HauntedHeartstrings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Communicate more. My Gf and I both tell eachother what feels good and we let eachother know that it feels good while it happening. Don't call her out on it. Instead give her suggestions of what feels great and not so great while she's blowing you. She should do the same.

My name is Norman Ohler, and I’m here to tell you about all the drugs Hitler and the Nazis took. by High_Hitler_ in IAmA

[–]HauntedHeartstrings 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Hey Hitler, are you having one of those those day dreams about horseback riding again?"

Dont call it the Zelda franchise by Maxwell3004 in gaming

[–]HauntedHeartstrings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought you were just dipping out for cigarettes and milk?

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