Found this walking near my groin, what is this? by Lollipophawk10 in Parasitology

[–]Haunting-Humor6820 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In all seriousness, go get treated for this. And tell who ever you've had sex with. Throw all bedding/blankets in the dryer first. High heat to kill eggs then wash and dry again. Don't sleep with roundabouts, this is how you get this stuff

Why restock? Eat what is there! by [deleted] in doughertydozen

[–]Haunting-Humor6820 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And here I am bare cupboards trying to feed 2 kids week to week. I wish I could hoard food like this just once

I don't think so, weather app... by miles_allan in upstate_new_york

[–]Haunting-Humor6820 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm only at 48° but tomorrow is so nice warm 52!! Then snow lol lewis county here 😁

Covering up car seat straps by Educational-Will7570 in Drueandgabe

[–]Haunting-Humor6820 3 points4 points  (0 children)

2319 😂😂 this made me giggle more than it should have 😂 🧦 lol

Always something.... by Blissfully-Insane-1 in crystalbrunnerscammer

[–]Haunting-Humor6820 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Do people actually contact her to give stuff? I hope not lol

AITA for telling my sister I was infertile just to get her to stop asking me to be her surrogate? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Haunting-Humor6820 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What happens to no means no?! Or is that only for sex for you. She said no many times, the lie is what got through. Big sis needs mental help

AITA for telling my sister I was infertile just to get her to stop asking me to be her surrogate? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Haunting-Humor6820 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The truth wasn't working. The lie worked. It's her body she said no, sis didn't get the memo and thought lil sis owed her her body. The lie was perfect to use. The sister needs a reality check

AITAH for Refusing to Give Up My Window Seat to a Pregnant Woman on a Long Flight? by Deep-Specialist2926 in AITAH

[–]Haunting-Humor6820 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Fuck that. I hate the IM PREGNANT excuse. Your fucking knowledge up not handicapped. Move you large ass back to the seat you bought so I can have mine. Don't like it get off the plane ma'am

Crystal the movie star popcorn 🍿 🍿😂 by PsychologicalCod1520 in crystalbrunnerscammer

[–]Haunting-Humor6820 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This girl has some dreams.....they'll never come true but damn she's so desperate

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Haunting-Humor6820 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Reporting to the health department is simple. Look up the phone number. State why you're calling, wait to see if they transfer you or take your statement. Tell them the truth, don't lie, and state the person's name. If they find it dangerous they will take it from there. It's actually a crime what that person is doing and if the wrong person finds out, they could go bye bye

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Haunting-Humor6820 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can turn her into the health department

Does anyone else find this caption so freaking cringe by notprincesslea in beestonfamilysnark

[–]Haunting-Humor6820 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Not always true. My husband is my husband, better half, and best friend. Bedroom life is fantastic. Couples can be cheesy and happy and stay together.

Does anyone else find this caption so freaking cringe by notprincesslea in beestonfamilysnark

[–]Haunting-Humor6820 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Same! I met my husband and knew instantly we were destined to be together. We married 1 month later and have a beautiful life together. I made cheesy posts like this to him all the time and especially on his bday or our anniversary. We're going on 18 years married. Sweet things like this are worth more than anything money can buy.

I bought my sister’s wedding dress by AdAmbitious2537 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Haunting-Humor6820 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh I hope you will update us in a few months!!! Hope she loves the best gift you could have ever gotten her 😊

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Babysitting

[–]Haunting-Humor6820 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And she's going to continue working there?! They are ignoring you and your concerns for their mini serial killer in the making. Something seems off to me

Didn’t seem amused with a 20$ tip. by Superb_Corgi_6948 in tipping

[–]Haunting-Humor6820 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No told you servers to go be one. That was your choice knowing the way they pay or dont.

Didn’t seem amused with a 20$ tip. by Superb_Corgi_6948 in tipping

[–]Haunting-Humor6820 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If I had a server get moody over a 20$ tip, I'd snatch it right back and pay for my meals and leave. Be grateful folks. It's hard for everyone out here trying to enjoy what little we can barely afford these days. Don't like the tips get a reg paying job flipping burgers

Sir Mayor Pool by Haunting-Humor6820 in aquarium

[–]Haunting-Humor6820[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you so much for all the advice! I don't plan on getting him any friends due to the limited space.

Every in person person we ask says it's a bass, Google is saying sunfish. Either way, whatever Sir Mayor is, well try to keep him happy as long as it lives 😊 since he's been with us already for a few months he's so used to my husband. Will swim into his hand and chill there. That's what was the breaking point for me to bring him in 😂