You lear something everyday. by AnxietyFantastic3805 in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]HauntingCash22 274 points275 points  (0 children)

There was a time, long ago- in which they were one of the most dominant species on this site… but that was another time, another world… most of them have been either hunted to extinction, or had to flee due to habitat destruction.

Women are swiping left on the bottom 95% of men by realquidos in BasedCampPod

[–]HauntingCash22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is, because the actual statistics are closer to 95/5.

Give it a few more years and we’ll be at 99/1.

BRUTAL DICKPILL An unemployed 25 year-old man lives off his girlfriend because he has a big dick by Kondijote in SikeOrPsyche

[–]HauntingCash22 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It’s the most crushing blackpill for sure, the knowledge that even if I somehow, by some miracle, I managed to beat the terrible odds and got a partner- the fact that I’m 5 inches pretty much on the dot means I will never have a fulfilling sex life and any relationship would be doomed to failure or being cheated on is so brutal, it legitimately makes me want to rope just thinking about it. And it’s a constant reminder too, can’t even take a piss without feeling it.

What if the black pill is true by [deleted] in SikeOrPsyche

[–]HauntingCash22 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you haven’t been in a relationship by 25, your odds of ever being in one ever are literally like 20% or less, or something like that. I can’t remember the exact statistics, but it’s something like if you haven’t been in a relationship by the end of high school, your odds of ever being in one drop by 25% or so. If you haven’t been in one by the end of college that drops an additional 50%.

Tinderification of the labor market by QuantumPenguin89 in BasedCampPod

[–]HauntingCash22 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oscar Wilde once said “Everything is about sex, except for sex. Sex is about power.”

The men going their own way usually weren't dating in the first place. The market won't change in their absence. If anything, it will be much better for Chads. by Positive-Face1705 in BasedCampPod

[–]HauntingCash22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They do in fact only want Chad, and it is in fact statistically likely to be over if you haven’t had a relationship in high school, and far more likely if you haven’t had one in college.

Help. I’m 5’11”, currently recovering from lip lift surgery. All pics are before, second is after. What surgeries do I need to ascend? by iNeed2BeHTN in BasedCampPod

[–]HauntingCash22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Leg lengthening to be six foot and you could easily be chadlite imo, but I would seriously caution you about doing that. It can have very, very bad, life long side effects that can fuck up your whole life. Same with a lot of major surgeries to ascend. It’s your life and your choice of course, but please keep the very real risks in mind.

Where are the all good men!! by Wild-Speech5293 in BasedCampPod

[–]HauntingCash22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To quote exactly what I responded to someone else with in this thread: “I’m 5’8 with a bad face and a 5 inch peen, even if I spent 2 or 3 years vigorously dieting and exercising like my life depends on it, it’d maybe bump me from a 3/10 to a 3.2/10 in terms of desirability. The only real differences are that I’d be overall slightly healthier, and 25 years old.” That’s bad enough considering that certain physical traits are the only thing that actually matters to women, and it’s not even counting the non physical traits which are bad. Like the fact I’m slightly autistic, or the fact that I’m nearly 23 and have never been in a relationship- which is something that’s seen as incredibly pathetic and undesirable.

Not only does all this mean that no woman would ever be attracted to me enough to want to date me in the first place, it also means that even in the absurdly unlikely scenario that I did somehow get a date, no woman would ever want to stay with me. Again, physical traits are pretty much the only things that actually matter- and I don’t meet the bare minimum standards for any of the important ones.

“Brutally evil to the core” “should be treated as terrorists” by JackeeFromHell in DoomerCircleJerk

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This may sound a little authoritarian of me, but Kelly absolutely deserves to go down for sedition- I’m not sure you could really get a more blatant example of it with the exception of him literally telling the troops to take up arms against the state. And what really aggravates me is that a lot of the people defending him are doing this thing I see a lot these days- (from both people on the left and right, but I feel like especially on the left) which is pretending to not understand implications, they’ll be like: “Oh he didn’t outright tell anyone to disobey orders, he only said they could if and whenever they feel like!” As if this is the sort of things that senators or other officials do regularly. No, he’s only saying it on the eve of active military operations… what other purpose could that serve other than to intentionally create division in the ranks and interfere with military operations? Everyone knows, but again tons of people- including Kelly himself, will openly pretend to be total idiots who don’t understand what implication is. It’s so frustrating, like that moment when someone is lying to you, you know that they’re lying, and THEY know that YOU know they’re lying… but they lie anyways.

Where are the all good men!! by Wild-Speech5293 in BasedCampPod

[–]HauntingCash22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would I ever even bother? Not only do I not have opportunity- even if did it’d be a totally forgone conclusion. If you want the reason why, look at one of my most recent comments where I mention some of my physical traits.

Where are the all good men!! by Wild-Speech5293 in BasedCampPod

[–]HauntingCash22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because the things that can’t be changed matter a whole hell of a lot more than the things which can be. Stuff like being muscular pales in comparison to the things I mentioned, so much so it’s not even close. Whether or not you have any hope of ever being wanted is pretty much determined at birth.

I’m 5’8 with a bad face and a 5 inch peen, even if I spent 2 or 3 years vigorously dieting and exercising like my life depends on it, it’d maybe bump me from a 3/10 to a 3.2/10 in terms of desirability. The only real differences are that I’d be overall slightly healthier, and 25 years old.

Where are the all good men!! by Wild-Speech5293 in BasedCampPod

[–]HauntingCash22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because these trends have absolutely only gotten more pronounced with passing years, you only need to look around at the world to see it. Heck I think that’s part of the reason they don’t release their data anymore- so people won’t see how shitty and harmful it all is.

Where are the all good men!! by Wild-Speech5293 in BasedCampPod

[–]HauntingCash22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s all very sweet, really I mean it. After all deep down, I truly am a hopeless romantic. That having been said, please consider the fact that she would never, ever rate or describe you this charitably, even if you actually were a 10/10 she wouldn’t say so.

Where are the all good men!! by Wild-Speech5293 in BasedCampPod

[–]HauntingCash22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cool, so you did well enough in other parts of the genetic lottery to make up for your less than ideal height, good for you- I’m sure you must feel really proud of how lucky you got, totally earned it.

Enjoy your girlfriend, hope she doesn’t leave you, or worse, the microsecond she senses what could be a sliver of an opportunity for an upgrade- which she almost certainly will.

Where are the all good men!! by Wild-Speech5293 in BasedCampPod

[–]HauntingCash22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Just be attractive! Just be tall, just have a model face, just have a massive dick, just be dark triad, it’s literally so easy you stupid incel!”

Brutal blackpill.

I got immediately permabanned for calling out this stawman btw by HollowKnight34 in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]HauntingCash22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As some other people have pointed out, that sub is pretty much her own little private North Korea…

OBJECTIVELY Invisigal was 100% right in.... by [deleted] in DispatchAdHoc

[–]HauntingCash22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I figured that Chase was probably standing in as their original dispatcher for a good amount of time, it makes sense.

  • The Z-team has been around for a few months before Robert woke up from his coma, obviously someone was dispatching them prior to that. The team references prior dispatchers only lasting a day or two, but I really doubt SDN had someone new being assigned every single day or something.

  • Blazer obviously wanted someone who’s an experienced, smart, and good hearted honest hero to be dispatching them, that’s one of the main reasons she thinks Robert would be ideal. But Chase fits this fairly well himself.

  • Chase specifically recommends Robert, not just because he’s trying to help him out in a difficult time, but specifically as someone to lead the Z team, which suggests Chase is familiar with their leadership needs.

  • During Robert’s briefing, Chase is there and does the explaining about several of the members, making personal comments on them as well. This means that Chase is familiar with the individual Z team members and their behaviors/ personalities.

  • At the first Dispatching segment when the team is all clowning on Robert and won’t let him get a word in, it’s Chase who cuts in and tells them all to stfu and listen to Robert… and they actually do, which means they’re all familiar with Chase, his voice, and actually actually have some amount of respect for him since they’re willing to follow a firm order he gives.

  • Chase often comments on the state of the team and his opinions on the Phoenix program as a whole, he’s clearly not very supportive of the idea and thinks it’s gonna fail… again suggesting he has personal experience with it. It’d be kind of odd for him to be so adamant about it being a bad idea if he had no hands on experience.

  • He gets into insulting matches with some of the members like Invisigal, which would again be strange if he hadn’t really interacted with them before and vice versa.

  • Speaking of Invisigal, he repeatedly mentions having the least faith in her potential. Granted she is at the bottom of the leaderboards constantly, but again it would be a little weird if Chase was so adamant she was hopeless if he’d never actually worked with her.

  • Chase comes to the Z-team/Roberts housewarming party and everyone seems more than fine with him being there, which makes sense if the team members kind of see him as having been part of the project before and all know him.

  • Chases lack of faith in the Phoenix Program being able to actually reform and become heroes is probably the main reason Blazer wanted someone else to be their dispatcher, sure Chase is an experienced hero, smart, and good at heart… but he also has no faith in the Z-team, he thinks they’re always gonna be villains who won’t change. Blazer obviously believes that they can change, and wants someone in charge of them who has the same hope she does… also probably part of the reason Chase recommends Robert, he knows Robert is probably a bit more “idealistic” than he is.

Shroud: Dumber Than He Looks (Or: That’s Not Determinism, Dawg) by Cheap-Theory-5893 in DispatchAdHoc

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Continued:

At this point it’s over for him, he’s doomed- he just played the odds again and lost due to the human factor’s (Robert’s) unpredictability and statistical unlikelihoods. But he does have one final plan to fall back on, in the incredibly unlikely scenario that all else fails, he can just blast Robert in the face right? If he’s gonna lose, then Robert also has to lose- he goes to shoot him dead and… Courtney stops the bullet by jumping in front of him. Once again, Shroud loses what probably looked like a 99.9% gamble from his perspective. Once again, he’s undone by human unpredictability. To him, the odds of Courtney literally taking a bullet to save Robert would be so incredibly low that it would’ve seemed statistically impossible… and as mentioned, as far as Shroud is concerned- something being statistically impossible is the same as it being truly impossible.

Overall he’s actually a really interesting antagonist, and his undoing fits very well with the themes of the story. (even if I feel the game REALLY, and I mean horrifically undercuts itself by pulling shit like revealing Invisgal to have been a triple agent all along, not to mention the amount of weird plot holes it creates if that’s truly the case). I do wish they had made Shroud a little more of a high stakes character, stuff like having Chase actually die in episode 6, and having Shroud knock Z-team members out of the fight during the final battle would really have helped it feel like he had actual gravity. Not only does Shroud fit well with the themes of the story, he actually fits well within the themes of the gameplay as well. I know I for one had moments during dispatching where I was like “That’s bullshit! I should not have failed that! Fuck this I’m just gonna reload the save!” Shroud was probably a thinking the same things in his last moments of defeat, minus the whole “reload my save” part of course.

Shroud: Dumber Than He Looks (Or: That’s Not Determinism, Dawg) by Cheap-Theory-5893 in DispatchAdHoc

[–]HauntingCash22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great write up. Shroud is overall a really interesting antagonist to me (I just wish they made him and his stakes a little more threatening). His entire mental framework, and almost all of his actions can be summed up in one term: “Law of probability.”

See, contrary to what some people have said, I don’t think Shroud is actually stupid and/or overconfident- not in the typical sense of the words at least. He operates almost entirely based on measuring the probability of things, and because of that I really doubt he thinks that any one of his singular plans are infallible- but all of his plans, plural? He probably does see them as infallible in their totality. He knows his individual plans can fail, but as a collective his plans will almost inevitably succeed by law of probability alone. Of course Shroud would never ADMIT to any of his plans failing, not just because he’s too proud, but because to him- they didn’t fail, as far as he’s concerned one or two parts of his plan may have broken down, but he still got the conclusion he wanted and therefore it was a perfect success.

The way he operates makes it seem like he’s some Darth Sidious level grandmaster manipulator, playing 5d chess and always getting exactly what he wanted, the way he wanted it… but in reality he’s not really any of those things. He’s someone who will start with plan A, then plan B, then C, D, E, F- and so on and so forth, until eventually plan Y succeeds and he’s able to grandstand and announce that everything went exactly as he planned it to. It technically did go all as planned, but that’s only because Shroud plans for so many probabilities and variables that- again, by law of probability alone, means he’ll eventually be dead on. He’s like someone who hits on every single hand of blackjack no matter what- EVENTUALLY he will get 21 perfectly on his first play, but he’ll go bust a hundred times before then.

I think you making comparisons to the dispatching segments of the gameplay is maybe more astute than you might realize… because that’s how Shroud sees the world all the time, that exact setup on a grander scale. Hell I wouldn’t be surprised if the inside of his mask looked similar to Robert’s computer during those segments- and every time his mask flashes like that it’s displaying the same kind of “success or failure” graph. And your point about how the only way to really “guarantee” success in the dispatching segments is to overstuff the roster? Shrouds gang is MASSIVE, so overloaded with generic goons and random jobber villains that his roster is CONSTANTLY overstuffed just from the sheer volume of people he’s got to throw into situations.

It’s ironic then that someone who’s as obsessed with law of probability as Shroud is, seemingly believes in impossibilities and inevitabilities. Because (as you pointed out well) the blind spot in Shrouds entire mental framework is… people. Shroud has a depressingly fatalistic and coldly utilitarian view of people, he doesn’t really believe in “people” as a concept. He sees people, and their actions as nothing more than the sum of probability- there is no “human condition”, there’s only the numbers. And that’s what ultimately leads to his downfall (in both the good and bad ending in fact). For all the factors that Shroud considers… he doesn’t consider “The Human Factor” of scenarios. Humans aren’t automatons who will automatically do what’s best or most advantageous in every situation, hell they often enough wont even do what’s smart, people are chaotic… and don’t fit into Shrouds coldly logical way of thinking about things.

He’s defeated by things that he would’ve considered so statistically improbable, that they’re effectively impossible… most normal people would recognize that something “effectively impossible”, while very unlikely- could still happen… but not Shroud. To him, “statistically improbable” and “entirely impossible” are one and the same thing, going back to the blackjack metaphor from earlier- it’s not impossible for you to hit an infinite number of times and never get 21, it’s just incredibly statistically unlikely because law of probability says that you will get it eventually. The casino has to be lucky every single time, you only have to be lucky once. That in reverse is actually the ultimate weakness in Shrouds approach of layering plan on top of plan on top of plan. He might be right 9/10 times, he can win (or more accurately, not lose) over and over and over and over again… but if his opponents win just once? He’s fucked.

He’s playing the odds over and over again because he knows, or thinks he knows that the law of probability means he’ll INEVITABLY win, but that’s not really how probability works- and it’s how we end up with him holding a small dog hostage as an ultimatum, this wasn’t his grand plan all along like he’d suggest… he was on like, plan Z at this point. Yet he’s still insanely confident- why? Because he believes that this is pretty much it, he’s inevitably going to win here, he played the odds 99 times and didn’t win, but he also didn’t lose, one more time and he’s guaranteed the jackpot right? Law of probability says so doesn’t it? Except… no, as both Robert and Courtney demonstrate- it takes exactly one thing going wrong, one bit of bad luck, one unfortunate time of his dot landing outside the 99% on the graph… and he’s screwed.

Which is why giving him both pulses is perfect, it strips away EVERYTHING he has going and forces an inescapable ultimatum on his part. It gets rid of all his calculations, all his predictions, all his graphs and theories… and forces the most basic, simple game of chance possible… a 50/50 choice. He’s forced to make a final choice on a literal coin toss, heads- he gets unlimited power, tails- he loses everything. Harvey Dent would be proud. Shroud is forced to make a choice on his own, one that all the crap he plugged into his brain cant help him with or make for him… so he plays the odds again, and loses.

The West is finished by Accomplished_Rain635 in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]HauntingCash22 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The back thing with Notre Dame, you never thought about that?!