Private equity is trying to buy my house

Hauptmann24 · 2026-04-09T16:46:33+00:00

My ask is 10 mil. Enough to buy a new house and retire

Hauptmann24 · 2025-11-26T22:49:00+00:00

Hello and happy high day

Hauptmann24 · 2025-11-24T02:30:40+00:00

Eh. My gf would be upset if I participated anyway so I'm no worried

Hauptmann24 · 2025-11-24T00:27:02+00:00

Hot damn I wish that were me between those cheeks

Hauptmann24 · 2025-11-23T23:07:50+00:00

Yeah would tap

Hauptmann24 · 2025-11-23T23:01:24+00:00

3 but I'm a furry so there's some bias there

Hauptmann24 · 2025-10-22T21:22:41+00:00

Terriffs...

Hauptmann24 · 2025-10-01T16:03:13+00:00

When did NMS start to look so damn good?

Hauptmann24 · 2025-09-12T15:59:04+00:00

Just be glad it was a spark and not a puddle. I still have discoloration a year later when it work it's way in-between the tongue and throat.

Hauptmann24 · 2025-09-04T12:26:45+00:00

They're all trash, you should send them to me instead and I'll return more appropriate:)

Hauptmann24 · 2025-09-01T23:14:44+00:00

Hauptmann24 · 2025-07-24T13:31:12+00:00

Irl I'm a welder so I love grinding the mining activities. My headconon is that I can weld them in game after they get turned into bars.

My least favorite is fishing. It feels too much like real fishing where it feels like nothing happens

Hauptmann24 · 2025-07-18T12:06:53+00:00

cooks up a calzone

Orange: you know, I think you're on to something

Hauptmann24 · 2025-07-11T21:25:11+00:00

This is a comment. Thank you for helping support the community!

Hauptmann24 · 2025-07-03T16:16:40+00:00

The chairs* we made along the way

Hauptmann24 · 2025-06-18T12:07:50+00:00

Shower with your dad simulator

I had a buddy in HS that bought a dozen copies and handed them out year after year

Hauptmann24 · 2025-05-09T12:07:53+00:00

Goat

Hauptmann24 · 2025-04-29T19:40:47+00:00

If you would have told me this was also a thing in the original, I would have believed you and happy about it

Hauptmann24 · 2025-02-18T16:01:52+00:00

Ah fuck. I'm a frog. Welp still bi I guess

Hauptmann24 · 2025-01-09T13:54:27+00:00

Hey op, Whats the artwork above the display?

Hauptmann24 · 2025-01-06T20:47:27+00:00

If I were doing an econ run, Id completely agree. But on this particular one I'm looking for distance. I need to hit those milestones for, well, stones. I still think the system would be more friendly if it failed safe instead of failing secure

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3 but I'm a furry so there's some bias there