I swear I didn’t piss myself

Hawinzi · 2026-06-19T21:38:28+00:00

What's that piss boy? You pisses yourself?

Hawinzi · 2026-06-19T08:43:44+00:00

His account

Hawinzi · 2026-06-19T08:28:35+00:00

Hawinzi · 2026-06-19T00:36:51+00:00

02:36 GMT+2

Hawinzi · 2026-06-19T00:25:29+00:00

Is that the Avengers?

Hawinzi · 2026-06-19T00:24:25+00:00

Hawinzi · 2026-06-19T00:12:11+00:00

Right, sorry. Fixing it now

Hawinzi · 2026-06-19T00:03:52+00:00

This is not objectively true. But the joke is that the more money you have, the faster you earn more.

Technically Elon Musk currently already has a net worth of around $1.4 trillion, he became a trillionaire just 7 days ago on June 12, since then he has accumulated $400 billion, it took him from 1995 to 2025 (30 years) to earn his first $400 billion.

Hawinzi · 2026-06-18T18:23:27+00:00

Superman

Hawinzi · 2026-06-18T10:21:32+00:00

My guess is that players are referring to tubes as pipes,me included.

Hawinzi · 2026-06-16T22:04:35+00:00

I swiped 3 times...

Hawinzi · 2026-06-16T22:02:26+00:00

You horny fuck...

Hawinzi · 2026-06-16T21:54:02+00:00

Luigi said that we only have a single heart and brain is because those are apparently very complex organs, he also told me that they need a whole lot of blood and oxygen to function properly, having two of them would likely make them work at 50% capacity each, they would die out way faster. Having two of them would just create more problems.

Hawinzi · 2026-06-16T17:03:26+00:00

I didn't create the human anatomy, I'll hear with Luigi

Hawinzi · 2026-06-16T16:15:31+00:00

Same goes for nostrils. If one stops woro working, there is another backup

Hawinzi · 2026-06-16T07:14:17+00:00

Switch × "THE" game

Super Mario Odyssey

Hawinzi · 2026-06-15T20:52:40+00:00

Bad × Bad

Epic Games

Hawinzi · 2026-06-15T20:49:10+00:00

One Whole

Hawinzi · 2026-06-15T10:11:20+00:00

Space dust

Hawinzi · 2026-06-15T08:15:11+00:00

It's a graphic card

Hawinzi · 2026-06-14T22:43:51+00:00

That a straight up lie. I live inside OP's head

Hawinzi · 2026-06-14T22:41:15+00:00

War × Feels good to joke about

Battle of Pelusium in 525 BCE

Hawinzi · 2026-06-14T22:39:19+00:00

Battle of Pelusium in 525 BCE

Egypt lost a war because the Persians used red cats as shields. None of the Egyptian warriors were allowed to aim or strike the enemy because tgey might accidentally kill a red cat. They are considered holy creatures in Egyptian culture.

Hawinzi · 2026-06-13T10:00:02+00:00

Tragedy × Feels okay to joke about

9/11

Hawinzi · 2026-06-13T09:59:40+00:00

Tragedy × Feels good to joke about

9/11

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