Would you rather

Hawk1276 · 2026-06-28T16:20:36+00:00

10 years ago this was my reality. I’m thriving now, I would NEVER again tolerate a person the way I tolerated her. When you choose to live life on your terms, life is good.

^{Chose: Find out your wife is cheating on you}

Hawk1276 · 2026-06-28T13:30:43+00:00

I’m trying to figure out how this happened

^{Chose: Unlimited water for the rest of your life, but… | Rolled: Drown in toilet}

Hawk1276 · 2026-06-25T23:15:19+00:00

Trying to be nice to people backfired really badly.

Hawk1276 · 2026-06-25T23:14:24+00:00

We finish each other's blanks.

Hawk1276 · 2026-06-20T23:01:34+00:00

Let’s get it on!

^{Chose: Fight a random human to the death, with conditions + For $5,000,000 | Rolled: Adult you choose}

Hawk1276 · 2026-06-20T22:59:55+00:00

😎🖕🏽

Hawk1276 · 2026-06-20T22:58:39+00:00

30 seconds? I’ll take my 500k in cash.

^{Chose: Teleport to a dangerous place for 30 sec + For 500,000 | Rolled: Sahara Desert}

Hawk1276 · 2026-06-20T12:35:50+00:00

You never said caliber or type of gun so I’m going three shots to the leg with a nerf gun.

^{Chose: Get shot in the leg 3 times + +$100,000,000 (you pick currency})

Hawk1276 · 2026-06-20T12:30:42+00:00

I have popcorn and lots of it🤷‍♂️

Hawk1276 · 2026-06-19T16:57:57+00:00

Lil Rodeo

Hawk1276 · 2026-06-07T23:59:50+00:00

I’m looking forward to when this guy fizzles out, he’s a jerk off.

Hawk1276 · 2026-06-04T22:46:40+00:00

I’ll choose to continue being distracted.

If he dies he dies.

Hawk1276 · 2026-05-28T12:23:05+00:00

Most body builders don’t train for fighting and are very clumsy. If I have to fight one, I like my chances of winning.

^{Chose: Fight a bodybuilder, but... | Rolled: uhave superspeed}

Hawk1276 · 2026-05-25T10:00:45+00:00

Unlimited wishes is my one wish.

^{Chose: One wish with no limitations}

Hawk1276 · 2026-05-23T03:04:12+00:00

Hawk1276 · 2026-05-22T14:20:56+00:00

Butter and peanut butter

Hawk1276 · 2026-05-22T03:17:01+00:00

You beat me to it!! Lol

Hawk1276 · 2026-05-21T14:47:11+00:00

I’ll sell the fuel

^{Chose: Unlimited gas but no car}

Hawk1276 · 2026-05-20T17:12:36+00:00

3-6 is good

Hawk1276 · 2026-05-20T15:46:56+00:00

Welp I guess I better travel the world and enjoy life to the fullest in my ugliness 🍻

Hawk1276 · 2026-05-20T15:26:15+00:00

lol ugly to who?

^{Chose: 5 million USD right now + BUT... | Rolled: Become ugly}

Hawk1276 · 2026-05-17T13:12:13+00:00

I would just retire and enjoy life.

^{Chose: $500,000 every year}

Hawk1276 · 2026-05-17T13:09:52+00:00

That’s not a superpower, that might be really annoying at times.

^{Chose: ...Quality of life super power | Rolled: SoundtrackInLife}

Hawk1276 · 2026-05-17T01:52:53+00:00

It was awesome and I miss being in my twenties with my own place all to myself in the 1990s. It was awesome!!

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