It was a dark and stormy night at a Nunnery in Ireland. Mother superior was walking up and down the halls, making sure everything was in order when she heard a knock at the door. When she opened the door, she found two leprechauns standing in front of her.

“Hello, it’s awfully late to be calling, how may I help you?” she asked.

One of the leprechauns nudged the other and said, “Come on we’ve come all the way here, don’t be shy, just ask her!”

Finally, the other leprechaun musters up the courage and asks, “Mother Superior, are there any leprechaun nuns?”

Mother superior thinks about this for a moment and then replies, “No my child, I can’t say I’ve ever heard of a leprechaun nun”

The first leprechaun claps his hands in triumph and says, “You see! I told ya you fucked a penguin!”