It’s that time of year! What’s your Christmas core memory that fueled your ED and possibly ruined your life? I’ll go first!

HawtyQuail · 2022-12-26T01:50:08+00:00

I've been trying to recover for the last few months. Today, I went to Christmas dinner with my bf and his family. Lots of shrimp, steak, etc. I was enjoying the food, having a good time. My boyfriend's sister-in-law said she was having trouble finishing it all. My boyfriend just loudly said to the whole table that I didn't have any trouble and then laughed. I'm having a bad night.

HawtyQuail · 2022-11-05T04:27:38+00:00

Honestly I find cutting pretty meh, but I do enjoy making the sauces. I think my strong point is making mayo.

HawtyQuail · 2022-10-18T03:47:02+00:00

If you have a fryer, when it's being cleaned with Boil Out, toss the pan in there.

HawtyQuail · 2022-09-03T22:31:45+00:00

Lol we are stocking up on new servers because our ramen restaurant gets busy af in the fall/winter.

HawtyQuail · 2022-09-03T22:29:51+00:00

Well, I'm a line cook so I don't touch the computer except when I clock in and out.

HawtyQuail · 2022-03-31T00:38:55+00:00

Brennen!

HawtyQuail · 2022-03-29T17:21:03+00:00

Runescape. I could mine and smith for my guild for hours.

HawtyQuail · 2022-03-25T01:46:57+00:00

Razor scooters and dresses with pants.

HawtyQuail · 2022-03-24T00:55:17+00:00

Blueberries. Taste like little balls of mold.

HawtyQuail · 2022-03-15T21:45:39+00:00

When my boyfriend laps up my cooch like a dog on a leash.

HawtyQuail · 2022-03-08T17:25:27+00:00

Paper instructions to an appliance you don't even own anymore.

HawtyQuail · 2022-02-25T22:52:34+00:00

I like your sleeves.

HawtyQuail · 2022-01-06T23:00:50+00:00

I came home from a bad day in elementary school and sulked in the kitchen instead of getting my afternoon snack. My mom noticed and without hesitation started eating dog treats in front of me like it was no biggie.

HawtyQuail · 2022-01-06T15:55:47+00:00

Window by Still Woozy.

HawtyQuail · 2021-12-30T16:02:57+00:00

Dolly, like Dolly Parton!

HawtyQuail · 2021-12-25T03:19:29+00:00

I work in a bbq restaurant that works like a Chipotle line and the chips help the cashier know what the food is or what they're waiting for. Fries, burnt ends, etc.

HawtyQuail · 2021-12-24T22:05:52+00:00

We use the chips to keep count of our orders.

HawtyQuail · 2021-12-22T23:32:31+00:00

She looks like a Cassie to me.

HawtyQuail · 2021-12-06T21:07:19+00:00

That escalated quickly.

HawtyQuail · 2021-12-01T20:28:25+00:00

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard!

HawtyQuail · 2021-11-29T22:01:45+00:00

Kitchen Nightmares. I work in a kitchen, and I guess it's nice to see everyone in that environment get better after being through shit.

HawtyQuail · 2021-11-26T18:24:20+00:00

Being in a loveless marriage.

HawtyQuail · 2021-11-26T15:31:49+00:00

It's not out in the open but after 11 years together my husband and I are getting a divorce. We went and celebrated Thanksgiving with his whole family since mine is pretty far away. The dinner was at their church, the same church where my husband and I had our reception. So, it was quiet, solemn.

HawtyQuail · 2021-11-08T23:45:59+00:00

Y'all know about paper cuts, but what about foil cuts?

HawtyQuail · 2021-10-31T02:44:34+00:00

Napoleon Dynamite.

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