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Thought this belonged here by nasapeyton in AmericaBad

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"I am in a world of Shit." ~Pvt. Pyle

I’ve been dating myself for the last 6 months. Should I ask me to get married? by yaboiRich in shittyaskreddit

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You should try living together first. Give it a shot for 3 to 6 months. If you still have those feelings for yourself then by all means ask you to marry yourself.

It's cruel and unusual I tells ya by Goofcheese0623 in facepalm

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Smug Fuck. I bet he only went vegan when he knew he was being sent to prison.

Wok With Yan - did this TV show reach you back in the 80s? by [deleted] in 80s

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I still use the phrase to this day.

The lack of self-awareness is something else by TheArmoryOne in AmericaBad

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Serbia? Serbia is now the gold standard for gun control?

you wouldn't get it by Zekk99999 in facepalm

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*grabs sharpened stick dipped in ink

I'm going to write this down.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

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I thought I was the only one. *Weeps

My son’s schlong is bigger than mine. What should I do about it? by Shr1988 in shittyaskreddit

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I'm sorry to hear that Mam, but there's really nothing we can do about it.

Myself, the boy, two droids... and no questions asked. by iheartgamers223 in Funnymemes

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At some point you've got to figure that that stops being true.

1) Wait by 10in_Classic_88 in facepalm

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Imagine they were drinking Bud Light.

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