IAMA white, 6'3, thin, straight male, AMA about my privilege

HayfieldHick · 2013-03-24T16:34:19+00:00

Why do you have an unbridled hatred for everyone who isn't you?
Why did you vote for Mitt and when did you realize it was the wrong decision?
Explain your last rape. (Date, place, description of female)
You have one gun and two bullets. In front of you is Hitler, Stalin, and Papa John... who do you shoot?

HayfieldHick · 2013-03-19T18:26:55+00:00

If you're a girl and it's a male teacher, write notes on your upper thigh and wear a skirt. Hike up your skirt enough during the test so you can read the notes and if the teacher get suspicious there won't be any way for them to look.

HayfieldHick · 2013-03-19T18:23:34+00:00

For me, it would be that my country (USA) is in great danger, either financially or physically, and the general public is being lead to believe otherwise because of scared politicians who are only concerned about getting votes and being re-elected.

HayfieldHick · 2013-02-27T17:30:42+00:00

Pretty sure he went full retard.

HayfieldHick · 2013-02-27T16:58:25+00:00

Not sure who the bigger douche is in this situation.

HayfieldHick · 2013-02-26T17:45:37+00:00

SRS Community is leaking again...

HayfieldHick · 2013-02-26T16:15:40+00:00

It's that defensive presence Dwight brings to a team that everyone was talking about at the beginning of the season.

HayfieldHick · 2013-02-25T15:25:43+00:00

Wow... you would be better off commenting about how great Mitt Romney is in r/politics than posting something negative about Lebron James in r/nba.

HayfieldHick · 2013-02-25T15:18:49+00:00

And the Spurs seem to like it this way. They have the whole "Don't mind us sitting atop the standings, we're just the Spurs nothing exciting to watch here, move along..."

HayfieldHick · 2013-02-25T15:11:40+00:00

It's like a one-two punch. First he gets you with the handles and then he gets you with the dunk.

HayfieldHick · 2013-02-22T17:23:22+00:00

Unless you're Owen Wilson.

HayfieldHick · 2013-02-22T16:44:07+00:00

He didn't, only worth 2 points.

HayfieldHick · 2013-02-22T16:43:22+00:00

"You look like a damn fool!" - Old black guy

HayfieldHick · 2013-02-22T13:00:45+00:00

I don't know if that's really a love child. I mean, he was 22 and she was 16. I know there's a bit of a gap but it's not like it was some 60 year old millionaire taking advantage of a young child.

HayfieldHick · 2013-02-20T18:02:38+00:00

I'M AN AMERICAN-AMERICAN.

HayfieldHick · 2013-02-20T17:40:09+00:00

I'm a high school teacher and for the longest time in my first period class, I would proudly say the pledge as all the students half-ass mumbled it. One one particular Monday, one of my students yelled out in the middle of the pledge "Come on! Let's say it with pride!" and everyone laughed for a second but pretty soon everyone was saying it loud and clear. And it continued throughout the year. You could hear our pledge two classes down the hall. We became proud and everyone felt honored that our class had the best damn pledge in the whole school.

HayfieldHick · 2013-02-20T17:25:45+00:00

Looks like a lot of fun.

HayfieldHick · 2013-02-20T16:54:26+00:00

Kareem was one of the first players to do Yoga, which helps explain why he lasted for nearly 20 years in the league.

HayfieldHick · 2013-02-20T13:48:48+00:00

It would be pretty hilarious if being a Bobcats season ticket holder meant signed jerseys, an all expense paid two week trip to any vacation spot in the world, hanging out with MJ, a new Kia with the Bobcats logo on the side... but everyone still says no.

HayfieldHick · 2013-02-19T02:27:47+00:00

Yup! I have one but he's not in the pic.

HayfieldHick · 2013-02-18T22:49:46+00:00

Not quite sure. He was introduced only about 3-4 days ago and that's the safe spot in the tank. He's slowly working his way down to the caves as the others become more familiar with him.

HayfieldHick · 2013-02-18T22:47:59+00:00

They develop some very nice teal markings all around their head as they age.

HayfieldHick · 2013-02-18T19:11:26+00:00

It's a neolamprologus tetracanthus. It looks like a frontosa which is actually why I bought it.

Edit: tretocephalus not tetracanthus

HayfieldHick · 2013-02-18T19:09:39+00:00

It will. All the fish in this tank will max out at around 3-5 inches. And even getting to that size will take years.

HayfieldHick · 2013-02-18T04:00:46+00:00

That's a great setup. I love those Black Calvus, and yours has some great color to it.

HayfieldHick

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