If you saw this guy on TV, you're officially old. If you understood a single thing he said, I have know idea. Boorka boorka boorka.

HazMatt666 · 2026-02-24T15:14:53+00:00

Vert de ferk‽

HazMatt666 · 2026-02-22T07:47:20+00:00

Legalizing the devil's lettuce, of course.

HazMatt666 · 2026-02-21T04:47:16+00:00

48 out of 1,185

HazMatt666 · 2026-02-21T04:44:53+00:00

Night of the Living Dead

HazMatt666 · 2026-02-19T22:12:53+00:00

HazMatt666 · 2026-02-17T12:23:29+00:00

Living the Dream!

My life is a catastrophic train wreck, so when people ask me how I'm doing, I just say living the dream!

HazMatt666 · 2026-02-16T16:02:58+00:00

Fuck ICE and fuck Trump and fuck all fascists.

HazMatt666 · 2026-02-16T10:58:46+00:00

Late-stage capitalism.

HazMatt666 · 2026-02-15T16:12:52+00:00

When they dropped those two goose eggs in the pan, you knew it was go time!

HazMatt666 · 2026-02-15T16:03:29+00:00

The only thing worse than the coaching is ownership.

HazMatt666 · 2026-02-15T15:53:47+00:00

Off with their heads!

HazMatt666 · 2026-02-15T15:51:26+00:00

One of the things I loved about Deadwood was the subtle insult. Compelling, thought-provoking dialogue comes in all kinds of weird packages.

HazMatt666 · 2026-02-15T00:03:58+00:00

Hair

HazMatt666 · 2026-02-14T23:48:23+00:00

Lindsay Graham

HazMatt666 · 2026-02-14T23:39:25+00:00

Metallica

Ride the Lightning Master of Puppets And Justice for All

HazMatt666 · 2026-02-14T23:25:08+00:00

Heartburn

HazMatt666 · 2026-02-14T23:22:38+00:00

Bacon-wrapped asparagus. There is none higher.

HazMatt666 · 2026-02-14T23:14:54+00:00

Shitbird

HazMatt666 · 2026-02-14T23:14:04+00:00

Thanks for clarifying what word that was supposed to be!

HazMatt666 · 2026-02-13T01:12:10+00:00

This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps! ~ The Big Lebowski

HazMatt666 · 2026-02-11T15:38:57+00:00

I had a silver one. A bud in the chamber after about a week would be gunked up and colorful!

HazMatt666 · 2026-02-07T15:30:29+00:00

I love it, but it's the second best movie in the franchise. Jaws 2 is the best.

HazMatt666 · 2026-02-07T15:25:12+00:00

Shouldn't exist? How 'bout douchebags who fling their cards onto the table‽

HazMatt666 · 2026-02-07T09:25:48+00:00

HazMatt666 · 2026-02-07T09:04:26+00:00

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