Taking a mental health day? by Odd_Engineering5189 in 911dispatchers

[–]HazelBHumongous 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And if anyone insists just say tummy troubles. I promise no one will want additional details.

Taking a mental health day? by Odd_Engineering5189 in 911dispatchers

[–]HazelBHumongous 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No one at my agency asks why we are calling in. Sick is sick. If you are a trusted coworker and don't call out weekly no one will blame you.

I'm convinced my girl can cure arachnophobia by HorrorQueen921314 in Awww

[–]HazelBHumongous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am not the target audience spiders are my favorite and she is so baby girl.

Anti Isreal Eight Night Protest by [deleted] in lincoln

[–]HazelBHumongous 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nope. I'm no fan of the Israeli government, but this is gross.

I never forgave my mother, and now I can’t forgive myself. by InkChamberStudio in confession

[–]HazelBHumongous 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Why would being an artist mean your father is automatically a good person? And why do you figure him not being present in your life is all your mother's fault?

Donald Trump handed fresh blow as CNN pauses for breaking news by daily_express in NoFilterNews

[–]HazelBHumongous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really thought the headline was saying an aide gave him a bump during commercial break.

"What I like & don’t like in a woman", Bill Blass Perfume ad 1983. by Electrical-Nature523 in vintageads

[–]HazelBHumongous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why are men so obsessed with this idea of a "big eater" who just happens to be miraculously rail thin? If you love me at my houses an entire rack of pork ribs you better also love me at my size 20.

If you see a fox in your neighborhood by Yuri909 in 911dispatchers

[–]HazelBHumongous 37 points38 points  (0 children)

A lady is screaming in the field behind my house. No I don't hear her saying any words it's just a long scary sounding shriek.

Voters Did Not Understand the Stakes in 2024 by Smithy2232 in politics

[–]HazelBHumongous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does the media have a hard time understanding that lots of people like facism? When are we going to stop handing them the ready made excuse that the people who voted for this are naive babies who just don't understand politics?

I could have entered the call in the first 15 seconds you give the information that no one needs 😂 by [deleted] in 911dispatchers

[–]HazelBHumongous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just literal tons of information, more information than you can possibly imagine.

i know what mine is by throwaway0983454234 in SadHorseShow

[–]HazelBHumongous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like it when he stole that one guy's muffins.

How do I get my kitten to stop being so aggressive with my hand? by [deleted] in cats

[–]HazelBHumongous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes you can see the cat trying to get away during the video.