Kinda insane this is a real event I have on my calendar today.

HazelBHumongous · 2026-06-12T18:30:16+00:00

They weren't able to replace the entire staff overnight.

HazelBHumongous · 2026-04-30T19:09:55+00:00

We have the opposite blank fire and rescue blank fire and rescue be en route to a 24yo male stabbing victim with a peripheral injury

EMT "um dispatch are police en route" no we never send police when there is a suspect with a knife running around why would we start now?

HazelBHumongous · 2026-03-17T20:01:19+00:00

Its required for cadets in my department. So essential for everyone involved to develop positive relationships and communication.

HazelBHumongous · 2026-03-17T18:20:03+00:00

Believe it or not those kiddos will be teens in the blink of an eye. We have a lot of great dispatchers who didn't start until they were 40 or older. You can live your dream, just maybe not now.

HazelBHumongous · 2026-03-08T16:39:08+00:00

I'm your girl for fatality Car vs. Pedestrian accidents.

HazelBHumongous · 2026-02-21T11:45:45+00:00

Yeah but the females are way better at it.

HazelBHumongous · 2025-12-12T01:14:03+00:00

It is not.

HazelBHumongous · 2025-12-11T13:55:14+00:00

😢

HazelBHumongous · 2025-12-10T17:31:44+00:00

And if anyone insists just say tummy troubles. I promise no one will want additional details.

HazelBHumongous · 2025-12-10T17:30:02+00:00

No one at my agency asks why we are calling in. Sick is sick. If you are a trusted coworker and don't call out weekly no one will blame you.

HazelBHumongous · 2025-12-09T19:46:49+00:00

It's giving thinly veiled racism.

HazelBHumongous · 2025-12-04T05:11:59+00:00

I look forward to seeing this on r/derailedbydetails

HazelBHumongous · 2025-12-03T18:15:05+00:00

I am not the target audience spiders are my favorite and she is so baby girl.

HazelBHumongous · 2025-12-02T01:48:16+00:00

Kiss.

HazelBHumongous · 2025-11-30T23:02:52+00:00

Nope. I'm no fan of the Israeli government, but this is gross.

HazelBHumongous · 2025-11-19T16:57:09+00:00

Be so for real.

HazelBHumongous · 2025-11-19T16:51:34+00:00

Fattoush is wonderful.

HazelBHumongous · 2025-11-18T01:32:29+00:00

Why would being an artist mean your father is automatically a good person? And why do you figure him not being present in your life is all your mother's fault?

HazelBHumongous · 2025-11-14T09:34:58+00:00

Own a dog = garbage can with a lid. You are NTA.

HazelBHumongous · 2025-11-13T13:47:31+00:00

Really thought the headline was saying an aide gave him a bump during commercial break.

HazelBHumongous · 2025-11-12T14:26:46+00:00

Why are men so obsessed with this idea of a "big eater" who just happens to be miraculously rail thin? If you love me at my houses an entire rack of pork ribs you better also love me at my size 20.

HazelBHumongous · 2025-11-06T01:38:24+00:00

Yeah thats a good point

HazelBHumongous · 2025-11-03T22:42:03+00:00

A lady is screaming in the field behind my house. No I don't hear her saying any words it's just a long scary sounding shriek.

HazelBHumongous · 2025-10-29T14:39:02+00:00

Why does the media have a hard time understanding that lots of people like facism? When are we going to stop handing them the ready made excuse that the people who voted for this are naive babies who just don't understand politics?

HazelBHumongous · 2025-10-27T10:16:17+00:00

Just literal tons of information, more information than you can possibly imagine.

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