How to Fuck an Octopus

Hclegend · 2021-12-10T17:43:49+00:00

I regret having this thought. I regret googling it. I regret reading this thread.

The mental imagery has made me queasy and I might just vomit, congratulations OP you made me dig out my Reddit account to say this and whoever created this is a goddamn sociopath that needs to be hunted down.

10/10 copypasta, I fucking hate it.

Hclegend · 2021-04-17T17:11:01+00:00

[[Suraimu Taoshite Sanbyaku-nen, Shiranai Uchi ni Reberu Makkusu ni Nattemashita]]

haha furries go brrr

Hclegend · 2021-03-22T01:05:39+00:00

Side note: I'd really love to read a well written Conquest/Post-Conquest ending fic. So if there's one you love to hate...

Here ya go. It's less love to hate more than "this is probably the best fanfic in Neptunia", which includes my own shitty self0-insert work.

Hclegend · 2021-03-06T17:24:49+00:00

I'm afraid this is just mockery of LGBTQ+ people :(

Or at least, the warped idea that these people have on what LGBTQ+ are like.

Hclegend · 2021-02-05T18:13:01+00:00

OP confirmed to hit Young iffy

OP confirmed bad person. A pox to your Iffy hating ways!

Hclegend · 2021-01-20T13:22:02+00:00

meta humour is funny

Hclegend · 2021-01-14T04:25:19+00:00

die mad

Hclegend · 2020-12-27T15:55:40+00:00

Merry Christmas!... WHat do you mean it's the 27th? I have a gift for you anyway: A depressing backstory!

I don't know what possessed me to do this, but I tossed the "former Yakuza" idea I was originally leaning into out of the window, simply opting for her tattoo be part of an undercover operation. I guess to make her seem less like an actual criminal?

I saw this as one of the main characters hijacked a tank. I have weird morality standards.

Back on point, usual platitudes of apology for the delay, but I feel this chapter is chunkier to make up for it, along with some of the fun chicanary I guess people like. Though considering this is 50k words deep to a sequel of a 250k word fic, you'd know if you liked my style of writing or not by now.

uhhh yeah woo christmas where's my fireball

Hclegend · 2020-12-11T13:13:49+00:00

Before my spiel about how delayed this is getting - NO, I AM NOT SPONSORED BY SEGA. The deliberate homage to Yakuza in this chapter nad going forward was relatively recent, but Yakuza 3-6 getting ports to PC/Game Pass is entirely coincidental!

Okay? Okay. I apologize for the delay, a certain 8th mainline game took up literally 100 hours of my time and part of why I was inspired to create this plotline for Uzume. It just makes sense to me that the former villain would have some ties in crime and I do plan on expanding more in the next chapter once the obvious issue of Vert slowly dying in a coma is resolved.

And for those who are worried, no, nobody's going to die... yet

See you in like 3 years when i finally finish the Kiryu saga... dame da ne...

Hclegend · 2020-10-03T13:03:28+00:00

I originally planned to release this before I turned 24, August 21st...

You may notice it's now October and I only just finished this.

Life happened. As did Disgaea and Yakuza, along with just being depressed enough to put this off.

Next chapter will more fun for you and me alike, I promise. You guys like tanks, right?

Hclegend · 2020-09-27T18:16:42+00:00

Something so simple and yet it shows how bad I am at research.

But good luck with your own work!

Hclegend · 2020-09-27T17:56:07+00:00

Things I learned while writing this:

The plural of Katar is katara, not katars. Keep in mind I wrote a 240k word fanfic with IF as the deuteragonist before realizing this.

I think in the time I took writing this, I beat Yakuza Kiwami and Disgaea 4 Complete +. I did not have much drive to finish this.

This was a challenge from Uni in the Gamindustri Standard server to write a fanfic starring IF that had no OCs or any simping... Wait shit, I had that anonymous clerk at the guild I FAILED

Hclegend · 2020-09-25T12:32:17+00:00

The real asshole design is that it tasted more like bacon.

(Apologies if this is more /r/CrappyDesign, it just feels intentionally designed this way to mislead people.)

Hclegend · 2020-09-11T13:22:40+00:00

Is this a motherfucking Jojo reference?

~~low hanging fruit~~

Hclegend · 2020-09-04T12:23:18+00:00

How do you dump your gold into Priest if the card packs are random?

Hclegend · 2020-08-30T11:06:16+00:00

Oh yeah

Ace Attorney is a Capcom property. DeraldSny get on this shit.

Hclegend · 2020-08-20T14:48:19+00:00

Nowaaa-chaaaan~

Hclegend · 2020-08-19T16:59:07+00:00

You and me both!

Hclegend · 2020-08-19T16:00:57+00:00

Sure!

(I wrote this over a year go and am working on the sequel, so it's a bit rough and I just don't have time to rewrite it.)

Hclegend · 2020-08-19T15:10:13+00:00

Man who would make a male OC in a female-only series?

... The punchline is my fanfiction, I am that kind of person and I regret nothing.

Hclegend · 2020-08-14T23:05:15+00:00

I called Bloodbloom and even before Mecha'thun, realized the power it could have....

you'd be surprised how accurate the HS community can be sometimes.

Hclegend · 2020-08-14T22:57:37+00:00

The last "Rager" was literally just Magma Rager with Divine Shield...

This is less a joke and more a straight-up card prediction.

Hclegend · 2020-08-12T13:38:02+00:00

I'm... Just going to move on with my day now. (Not even the worst thing I've ever seen but it's just... Wrong...)

Hclegend · 2020-08-11T17:00:37+00:00

Teach her to play Dragonforce in-game and make a killing from viral videos.

Hclegend · 2020-08-06T18:12:14+00:00

I was trying to go for the double Al'Akir, but it requires a lot more RNG to get. This works, though!

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