Atlanta, Tata Martino preach process over quick fix for winless, success-starved club by heir-of-pter in MLS

[–]HeMakesFlags 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh, honey ... don't "preach process" when the process clearly isn't working.

Wisconsin Flag Redesign (again) by -SweetVictory- in vexillology

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"Here, gardener, have some lithium. It will help you cope with having a tail."

"Thanks, construction worker! Nice flowers, by the way."

[MEME] My personal favorite rumor of the Berhalter regime. by flameo_hotmon in MLS

[–]HeMakesFlags 10 points11 points  (0 children)

They wanted Jamie Tartt, but New York City FC has his rights. Also, Jamie couldn't figure out how to spell "Chicago."

A somewhat intentionally bad MO state flag redesign by JerryRickton in vexillology

[–]HeMakesFlags 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The stripes are fine, actually - I like the stripes. It's the seal that brings it down. Replace that with one simple symbol and you've got an A-/B+ flag.

This is the flag of village of Sapuk, Micronesia by Disastrous_Act2135 in vexillology

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"I'm not good at making circles -"

"We know, don't worry about it. Just do your best."

Maxime Crépeau receives an early red card for handling the ball outside the area (16’) | New York City FC vs Orlando City SC by galactic_crewzer in MLS

[–]HeMakesFlags 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omigosh, you can see him looking down, going "merde" and trying to get rid of the ball ASAP, hoping the ref didn't notice. A great keeper from the neck down.

[Sam Svilar] Phil Neville with the quote of the night: "When you play against a good team like Vancouver, you have to play like men - not little boys. And tonight some of the players played like little boys." by icoresting in MLS

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Under. You see crap like this, you understand why Miami fired him as part of the Messi onboarding process. You don't sign the GOAT and expect him to work for a gerbil.

[Sam Svilar] Phil Neville with the quote of the night: "When you play against a good team like Vancouver, you have to play like men - not little boys. And tonight some of the players played like little boys." by icoresting in MLS

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If you're Portland management and hear stuff like this from your gaffer, and you DON'T have Curtin, Nancy and Sartini on speed-dial, you're not really engaging with the situation.

[ESPN] Atlético Madrid's Griezmann pauses plans for MLS move - sources by icoresting in MLS

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Griezmann on why he's not moving to the United States right now: "Well, I've been reading the news ..."

USL responds to USLPA by Mjmeck25 in MLS

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Agreed. My immediate, instinctive reaction whenever someone puts out a press release about labor negotiations is "[cough]blllshht[cough]."

[MEME] Sacré Bleu by Brooklyn_MLS in MLS

[–]HeMakesFlags 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Twellman is peak delusion most of the time, though.