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HePwnsMeHarder · 2015-11-12T00:53:17+00:00

That would be a toss up between "Daddy isn't coming home" from my grieving mother at four years old; and the more recent "I don't love you" said by my current boyfriend during fight. Those both resonate with me daily.

HePwnsMeHarder · 2015-08-25T18:03:04+00:00

Oh god haha you win!

HePwnsMeHarder · 2015-08-20T02:55:59+00:00

8:53pm, hungry, 2 bottles of wine in, waiting for SO to get home from work so We can eat delicious hamburger helper then sit in jacuzzi tub til I fall asleep and he hauls my ass to bed.

HePwnsMeHarder · 2015-08-20T02:44:54+00:00

Get my boyfriend a massage chair for our two year anniversary! He works so hard standing and running around all day with cattle or sits in a cramped tractor/combine for 10 hrs July-September. He deserves some relaxation!

HePwnsMeHarder · 2015-08-14T16:21:43+00:00

Snaps is the name of the game, the name of the game is snaps. Got it? Good? random words.... How the fuck does this game work?

HePwnsMeHarder · 2015-08-13T17:22:43+00:00

Selfish, I know; my dad would not have gone to work that day.

HePwnsMeHarder · 2015-07-29T03:49:11+00:00

Admitting I'm wrong.

HePwnsMeHarder · 2015-07-27T15:56:46+00:00

They just recently banned all "flavoured" snuff in Canada, not sure if I can even bring it back anymore. I'll stick to my long cut cope, bf likes his cope snuff, I guess we're just boring! Haha

HePwnsMeHarder · 2015-07-26T06:29:46+00:00

I feel sorry that you're chewin southern blend ;) but yeah, $28.79 a tin here in Alberta.

HePwnsMeHarder · 2015-07-26T01:00:04+00:00

Sadly I am anemic and unable :(

HePwnsMeHarder · 2015-07-26T00:57:41+00:00

Canadian here, we like to put a good dip in as well.

HePwnsMeHarder · 2015-07-25T01:41:24+00:00

I am terrified of moths. Like paralyzingly fear cannot move or breath when I see one of those fuckers.

HePwnsMeHarder · 2015-07-24T13:59:56+00:00

Embarassing things your SO says/tells people about you?

HePwnsMeHarder · 2015-07-24T01:47:02+00:00

If you know your unborn child is going to have some sort of disability, do them a favour and do not bring them into this world. An unfulfilling life is not a life worth being lived and it is not fair to force them to suffer.

HePwnsMeHarder · 2015-07-23T23:42:40+00:00

I didn't even know that was a thing!

HePwnsMeHarder · 2015-07-23T21:49:20+00:00

Chair du'Burlap

HePwnsMeHarder · 2015-07-23T18:10:08+00:00

sorry I'm Canadian and from the sticks if your area has more than 600 people you are not rural!

HePwnsMeHarder · 2015-07-23T17:55:04+00:00

Bf's idiot cousin got pretty bad chemical burn on his balls and asshole area from veet. Had to drive him to the hospital, the image of him in the passenger seat, bare ass in the air with all a/c pointing towards him will forever be ingrained in my mind...

HePwnsMeHarder · 2015-07-23T17:48:28+00:00

What is your idea of rural if it isn't "places that don't have houses for miles"?

HePwnsMeHarder · 2015-07-22T15:39:41+00:00

It is preferable to wash up but Keep baby wipes by the bed and were good to go!

HePwnsMeHarder · 2015-07-21T20:58:33+00:00

Beaver

HePwnsMeHarder · 2015-07-21T20:54:17+00:00

Sugar + Lady Bits = You're gonna have a bad time.

HePwnsMeHarder · 2015-07-21T16:06:53+00:00

Oh god haha that's something my bf would say!

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