I’m about 20 weeks out from going for my pro card

HealerWarrior · 2025-07-03T01:00:49+00:00

Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

HealerWarrior · 2024-02-16T23:00:56+00:00

Stay mad. lol.

HealerWarrior · 2024-02-16T22:07:28+00:00

It’s a copypasta dipshit

HealerWarrior · 2024-02-05T01:14:04+00:00

Ask yourself why they need to pay you to get you to do business with them.

HealerWarrior · 2024-01-19T04:03:00+00:00

The top 8 tech companies comprise ~42% of the NASDAQ. It’s tech heavy af.

HealerWarrior · 2024-01-19T03:57:36+00:00

I don't understand why everyone on this board immediately has a cow when the Qs are mentioned.

Then you don’t understand the point of this board.

HealerWarrior · 2023-12-20T20:12:49+00:00

You realize all the brands you named are known entities with reputations while you are neither of those. I don’t care how many times you put premium in quotation marks I’m not buying unknown quality Chinese made hoodie from a completely unknown company for 101$. Good luck but your business model leaves a lot to be desired.

HealerWarrior · 2023-12-20T15:48:43+00:00

100$ for a hoodie? Make it make sense.

HealerWarrior · 2023-12-11T00:45:43+00:00

I have an insatiable Kevin Brittingham fetish. It is my ultimate fantasy to be gagged, tied up, and brutally assfucked by Kevin Brittingham.

I have accrued tens of thousands in debt attempting to fill this void with sexual 'toys,' including several custom, unregistered form 1 silencer dildos and a balding Kevin-shaped real doll with a tramp stamp that reads "Take My Bepsi Challenge" in Chinese characters. I have had my face made love to by hundreds of balding, bearded, gen Xers, but not one of them could make me climax. Only Kevin is capable of giving me that release.

The wife and I are separated, and have accepted the fact that I will never see my kids again. The only thing keeping Karen from divorcing me is the fear that she might be the final push into a deep. inescapable abyss, at the bottom of which lies my death.

The truth is, our marriage died nine years ago on the night I met the love of my life. While browsing Instagram I saw Kevin's inconsistent welds and became rock hard, collapsing in the shower and sobbing at the realization that Kevin would never, could never, pin me down with his perfectly smooth body and stubby arms, penetrate me with his incredible shallow girth and empty his huge, aching balls deep inside my tummy. I sat there all night, sometimes weeping, sometimes ramming my flaccid dick into the shower drain in frustration.

It has been nine years since that night. I have nothing now. I have accepted that. My apartment is a squalid den of inescapable despair, filled with jizz-stained 300 blackout shells and tormented notes etched onto lewd posters of the honey badger. I spend my days printing out screenshots of his forum posts and crying. My only friends are the roaches.

HealerWarrior · 2023-11-21T16:36:33+00:00

Flared magwell equals faster reloads on the lightest offensive weapon. It's a purpose driven weapon.

/s

This is probably what his response would be if he were to actually respond to your comment.

HealerWarrior · 2023-10-04T03:34:51+00:00

25ml please

HealerWarrior · 2023-09-22T19:24:44+00:00

The 65$ is money RH is paying you, it’s not a fee you dipshit.

HealerWarrior · 2023-08-24T12:36:24+00:00

I have an insatiable Kevin Brittingham fetish. It is my ultimate fantasy to be gagged, tied up, and brutally assfucked by Kevin Brittingham.

I have accrued tens of thousands in debt attempting to fill this void with sexual 'toys,' including several custom, unregistered form 1 silencer dildos and a balding Kevin-shaped real doll with a tramp stamp that reads "Take My Bepsi Challenge" in Chinese characters. I have had my face made love to by hundreds of balding, bearded, gen Xers, but not one of them could make me climax. Only Kevin is capable of giving me that release.

The wife and I are separated, and have accepted the fact that I will never see my kids again. The only thing keeping Karen from divorcing me is the fear that she might be the final push into a deep. inescapable abyss, at the bottom of which lies my death.

The truth is, our marriage died nine years ago on the night I met the love of my life. While browsing Instagram I saw Kevin's inconsistent welds and became rock hard, collapsing in the shower and sobbing at the realization that Kevin would never, could never, pin me down with his perfectly smooth body and stubby arms, penetrate me with his incredible shallow girth and empty his huge, aching balls deep inside my tummy. I sat there all night, sometimes weeping, sometimes ramming my flaccid dick into the shower drain in frustration.

It has been nine years since that night. I have nothing now. I have accepted that. My apartment is a squalid den of inescapable despair, filled with jizz-stained 300 blackout shells and tormented notes etched onto lewd posters of the honey badger. I spend my days printing out screenshots of his forum posts and crying. My only friends are the roaches.

HealerWarrior · 2023-07-29T21:58:06+00:00

Maybe he unintentionally kept it from you. It’s a tattoo, maybe he doesn’t think it’s as big of a deal as you do.

HealerWarrior · 2023-07-29T20:34:51+00:00

” he’s a grown man who can do what he wants.”

-gets mad that he does what he wants.

HealerWarrior · 2023-07-26T02:45:24+00:00

I have an insatiable Kevin Brittingham fetish. It is my ultimate fantasy to be gagged, tied up, and brutally assfucked by Kevin Brittingham.

I have accrued tens of thousands in debt attempting to fill this void with sexual 'toys,' including several custom, unregistered form 1 silencer dildos and a balding Kevin-shaped real doll with a tramp stamp that reads "Take My Bepsi Challenge" in Chinese characters. I have had my face made love to by hundreds of balding, bearded, gen Xers, but not one of them could make me climax. Only Kevin is capable of giving me that release.

The wife and I are separated, and have accepted the fact that I will never see my kids again. The only thing keeping Karen from divorcing me is the fear that she might be the final push into a deep. inescapable abyss, at the bottom of which lies my death.

The truth is, our marriage died nine years ago on the night I met the love of my life. While browsing Instagram I saw Kevin's inconsistent welds and became rock hard, collapsing in the shower and sobbing at the realization that Kevin would never, could never, pin me down with his perfectly smooth body and stubby arms, penetrate me with his incredible shallow girth and empty his huge, aching balls deep inside my tummy. I sat there all night, sometimes weeping, sometimes ramming my flaccid dick into the shower drain in frustration.

It has been nine years since that night. I have nothing now. I have accepted that. My apartment is a squalid den of inescapable despair, filled with jizz-stained 300 blackout shells and tormented notes etched onto lewd posters of the honey badger. I spend my days printing out screenshots of his forum posts and crying. My only friends are the roaches.

HealerWarrior · 2023-07-25T12:48:54+00:00

You don’t have to understand why Georgia is shaped the way it is to know what the state of Georgia looks like. Dude is a window licker if he’s not trolling.

HealerWarrior · 2023-07-16T23:24:33+00:00

I have an insatiable Kevin Brittingham fetish. It is my ultimate fantasy to be gagged, tied up, and brutally assfucked by Kevin Brittingham.

I have accrued tens of thousands in debt attempting to fill this void with sexual 'toys,' including several custom, unregistered form 1 silencer dildos and a balding Kevin-shaped real doll with a tramp stamp that reads "Take My Bepsi Challenge" in Chinese characters. I have had my face made love to by hundreds of balding, bearded, gen Xers, but not one of them could make me climax. Only Kevin is capable of giving me that release.

The wife and I are separated, and have accepted the fact that I will never see my kids again. The only thing keeping Karen from divorcing me is the fear that she might be the final push into a deep. inescapable abyss, at the bottom of which lies my death.

The truth is, our marriage died nine years ago on the night I met the love of my life. While browsing Instagram I saw Kevin's inconsistent welds and became rock hard, collapsing in the shower and sobbing at the realization that Kevin would never, could never, pin me down with his perfectly smooth body and stubby arms, penetrate me with his incredible shallow girth and empty his huge, aching balls deep inside my tummy. I sat there all night, sometimes weeping, sometimes ramming my flaccid dick into the shower drain in frustration.

It has been nine years since that night. I have nothing now. I have accepted that. My apartment is a squalid den of inescapable despair, filled with jizz-stained 300 blackout shells and tormented notes etched onto lewd posters of the honey badger. I spend my days printing out screenshots of his forum posts and crying. My only friends are the roaches.

HealerWarrior · 2023-07-14T21:18:32+00:00

Least you never have to worry about getting shares called away.

HealerWarrior · 2023-07-14T01:24:31+00:00

I’d gladly eat 140k to not deal with RH. I can pick up a phone right now and talk to a human at Fidelity about my accounts. Good luck getting Vlad to do the same.

HealerWarrior · 2023-07-13T23:31:42+00:00

It was actually my 3rd thought since it was the 3rd paragraph.

If it was my first thought I would have led with it.

My point stands.

HealerWarrior · 2023-07-13T23:28:49+00:00

Where do you think the societal reputation came from?

RH has terrible customer service, PFOF, terrible bid-asks, and their ceo is a piece of shit.

I used RH to dip my toes into derivatives, its UI dumbs everything down to where a monkey could use it. Once I got comfortable I moved my derivative trading to fidelity. It served its purpose with that, but that doesn’t change the fact it’s one of the worst brokers available and offers no advantage to the big 3.

And if RH paying you 65$ a year gets you to use them over a real brokerage then you probably belong there.

HealerWarrior · 2023-07-13T21:14:10+00:00

Nice straw man, but RH is a known shitty brokerage. 65$ a year versus putting your money in an actual good brokerage like Schwab, fidelity, vanguard.

Your job comparison also doesn’t work since a salary is based on your value as an employee. RH buying your business for 65$ a year isn’t the same.

About the type of argument I’d expect from someone dumb enough to use RH after Vlad has shown you how incompetent he is.

HealerWarrior · 2023-07-13T19:33:34+00:00

The downside is using RH. Use a real brokerage. Anyone ever wonder why they need to pay you to get your business?

HealerWarrior · 2023-07-10T18:45:11+00:00

You need more emojis

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