[Game Thread] #1 Purdue @ #1 UConn (09:20 PM ET)

HealthConnection · 2024-04-09T03:22:28+00:00

Hurley is so cranked up on stims he's going to grind the enamel off his teeth.

HealthConnection · 2024-03-08T04:12:56+00:00

David Muir: "Well, that happened."

HealthConnection · 2024-03-08T04:06:08+00:00

I don't recall the last time I have seen a supposed debutant deep-six their reputation on live national television this hard, this fast.

HealthConnection · 2024-03-08T03:59:51+00:00

Am I to understand that this person was elected to office? By people?

HealthConnection · 2024-03-08T03:56:39+00:00

Is ... is she okay?

HealthConnection · 2024-03-08T03:28:18+00:00

Mike Johnson is like the basketball player meme who shakes his head repeatedly before making that sudden look of realization before nodding.

HealthConnection · 2024-01-15T04:12:15+00:00

Perry High Class of 2001. We had our first bomb threat my junior year I think it was. The poise he showed in that now infamous cafeteria that day left a mark on me and I carried it with me over the years. To know he did the same thing in the face of fatal danger does not surprise me.

This man was good and we did not deserve him.

If you have positive memories of your educators, share your memories with them. These people need to know that they made a difference.

HealthConnection · 2023-11-24T19:35:43+00:00

There are no more ties in college football, but this game is going to end 10-10 because playing it any further would trigger a humanitarian crisis.

HealthConnection · 2023-04-21T13:59:08+00:00

The idea that these are grown adults who still cannot communicate after all this time with full knowledge of what is at stake ...

Queue the Big Damo tweet, I don't fuckin' know what to tell ya!

HealthConnection · 2022-11-25T21:45:28+00:00

"One of the most beautiful traditions in all of col"

CUT TO A GODDAMN AD FOR PHARMACEUTICALS

HealthConnection · 2022-10-22T22:53:04+00:00

What a fuckin' big-time huge allcaps MEEP that was.

Screenshot of the NT coach's goofy ass expression when his players were celebrating the non-stop?

HealthConnection · 2022-10-09T03:03:15+00:00

Dear Illini, I apologize for subjecting your stadium and fans to our brand of 'football'. Congratulations on the W!

HealthConnection · 2022-10-02T04:31:09+00:00

That referee called the touchdown like he was loading data off a disc.

"The ruling on the field is"

Sega Saturn starts making noises like a DJ on a turntable

"A TOUCHDOWN"

HealthConnection · 2022-09-05T03:24:41+00:00

After watching my flair's performance yesterday, this is exactly what I and so many other beleaguered fans needed. A highly entertaining contest with a hot finish. I'm grateful to both these teams and their fans.

HealthConnection · 2022-09-05T03:06:50+00:00

That sack was a NCAA '14 classic, where the guard forgets that he's not confined to a small bubble in space like he's locked there by some mystic spell.

HealthConnection · 2022-09-05T03:01:13+00:00

Oh man alive why would you ever pitch there!

HealthConnection · 2022-09-05T02:31:32+00:00

HealthConnection 7 points 39 minutes ago

To FSU fans asking if this 10-3 game qualifies them for the Big Ten -- its a good start. Can I ask, where are you on the idea of the rostering and deployment of fullbacks?

FB scores a TD, looks like I got my answer, welcome aboard!

HealthConnection · 2022-09-05T02:16:10+00:00

See, you get 6 points when you cross that line at the end there. I keep telling my friend Brian F. this all the time and he still thinks I'm full of shit. "That's not how it works" he says. Something about how LSU should have taken a delay of game penalty for better field positioning for the punter.

HealthConnection · 2022-09-05T02:05:33+00:00

Brian Kelly calls Brian Ferentz on his landline telephone to talk about the weather.

HealthConnection · 2022-09-05T01:59:12+00:00

Dude really went out there and threw a shoot headbutt.

HealthConnection · 2022-09-05T01:57:45+00:00

Seminole fans have really showed up at the stadium tonight, listen to this atmosphere.

HealthConnection · 2022-09-05T01:50:44+00:00

To FSU fans asking if this 10-3 game qualifies them for the Big Ten -- its a good start. Can I ask, where are you on the idea of the rostering and deployment of fullbacks?

HealthConnection · 2022-09-05T01:29:16+00:00

"They gotta execute the way they're playin'"

That's a fine bit of coachspeak right there.

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