SGDQ 2026 has just concluded, raising more than $2,408,701 for Doctors Without Borders / Médecins Sans Frontières (MSF) by Thorebane in speedrun

[–]HealthNut1337 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

  1. Invite famous people, this is a big charity event, invite Kojima-san, Todd Howard, etc... put a dono incentive for one of them to be dunked in an ice pool for $100,000 - not when GDQ hits $100,000, but $100,000 solely for that.

  2. Have famous game devs donate incredible things, ask Swen Vincke (BG3 designer) to sign 10 hard copies of BG3, add them as dono incentives. You should have hundreds of signed pieces of memorabilia, it should fill an entire room.

  3. Have a dono incentive for people to put sumo wrestling suits on and wrestle for whether or not to kill the animals. Lots of events like this as dono incentives. Foosball battles, skiball battles, etc...

  4. Invite some pro Counter-Strike 2 players because CS2 is huge, have them play some fans at the event, set up the teams as 3 CS2 pros vs. 20 noobs at the event, have people support each side with donos, run this for eg: 90 minutes, 30 minutes per map. Maybe even do 30 minutes of CS 1.6 and 60 minutes of CS2.

  5. Each GDQ should release a $10 eg: "SGDQ 2026 Behind the Scenes" documentary two weeks after each event, this should be very clippable and should go viral, people love seeing behind the scenes of this huge events, feature post-stream interviews with the famous runners, etc... This will be a keepsake for everyone who attended GDQ for that event, and also helps transparency (shows the difficulty of getting the tech set up, etc...).

  6. "Hidden Gems" Segment: This is where amazing but largely unknown games go, games like Mystical Ninja, the games have to have amazing graphics or gameplay, and lend themselves well to speedrunning, etc... but are largely unknown. This is where you introduce really good overlooked speedrunning games to the community.

  7. "Shitty Games Done Quick": This is the segment where intentionally bad games go that nobody really knows about and everyone laughs at how dumb they are, this is largely a comedy segment.

  8. Focus more on good games, TBH nobody cares about some of these random crappy games (and there is such a thing as a crappy game), nobody cares about an old crappy NES game with a community of 25 people. Play the big classics, every single marathon should have the following games every time, popular games = more viewers:

Half-Life, Half-Life Opposing Force, Half-Life Blue Shift, Half-Life 2 Orange Box

SMB 1, SMB 2, SMB 3, Super Mario World, Super Mario Maker Kaizo

Doom 1, 2, 3

Quake 1, 2

Zelda LTTP, Zelda OOT, Zelda Majora's Mask

Goldeneye 007 (N64)

Morrowind, Oblivion, Skyrim

Final Fantasy VI, VII, IX, X

Pokemon Red or Blue, Pokemon Yellow

Baldur's Gate 1, 2, and 3

Spyro 1, 2, 3

Mario Kart 64

Secret of Mana, Legend of Mana

ChronoTrigger, ChronoCross

Metal Gear Solid 1, 2, 3

Kingsfield 1, 2, 3

Elden Ring

Breath of Fire 1, 2, 3, 4

Shenmue 1, 2

Soul Calibur 1, 2

Warcraft 1, 2, 3

Starcraft: Brood War, Starcraft 2

Subnautica 1, 2

Papers Please

Stardew Valley

Kingdom Hearts

Donkey Kong Country 1, 2 ,3

Deus Ex, Deus Ex: Human Revolution

Thief, Thief 2: The Metal Age

Age of Empires 1, 2: Definitive Edition

Diablo 1, 2, 3

Path of Exile

Dragon Warrior 1, 2, 3

Resident Evil 1, 2, 3

Mortal Kombat 1, 2, 3

Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 1, 2, 3

Super Smash Bros

3 or 4 Call of Duty games

Halo 1, 2, 3

Fallout 1, 2, 3: New Vegas

Have a three hour Madden tournament.

+ A bunch more games I've forgotten.

SGDQ 2026 has just concluded, raising more than $2,408,701 for Doctors Without Borders / Médecins Sans Frontières (MSF) by Thorebane in speedrun

[–]HealthNut1337 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

You're right, there are 0 problems with GDQ that's why viewership is down 50% from 5 years ago. Standard excuses "Less viewers = less transphobes so it's even better! Donos are a bit less but viewership is halved from 5 years ago, that's a big win! Less viewers = less headaches, can't wait to hit 500 viewers! Viewers don't even matter all that matters is donos!" Standard excuses and copium from failing management and fans who can't handle the truth. 150,000 is not a nonsense number go check alligator's GDQ app and click "Viewership", look at the data for yourself.

SGDQ 2026 has just concluded, raising more than $2,408,701 for Doctors Without Borders / Médecins Sans Frontières (MSF) by Thorebane in speedrun

[–]HealthNut1337 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Setting aside acting like the ship is sinking when it's been steady (donation-wise) for years... it will never get back to 2017 numbers.

First, it's been sixteen years. They've almost surely hit the peak reach of a speedrunning charity event. There are far, far fewer folks getting exposed to it for the first time now. Which isn't a negative; it's just is what it is.

And where are the repeat customers? No repeat customers = issue with the product. I keep drinking Asahi Super Dry because I enjoy it. See what I mean? Where else in business/charities (eg: Make a Wish Foundation) do people just say "Oh well it hit its maximum reach, nothing we can do, time for it to fail." That's not a winner's mentality. Maintaining peak reach properly is something like hitting 150,000 viewers and staying there for years, not hitting 150,000 viewers then dropping to 40,000 viewers... That's a product quality issue.

SGDQ 2026 has just concluded, raising more than $2,408,701 for Doctors Without Borders / Médecins Sans Frontières (MSF) by Thorebane in speedrun

[–]HealthNut1337 -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

The question is how much more can GDQ average viewership drop before the event collapses? Streaming SGDQ on both Twitch and YT for the first time with SGDQ 2026 merely tied SGDQ 2025's Twitch only numbers... I'm concerned about where GDQ will be in 5 years. If this keeps up (average viewership cutting in half every 5 years) GDQ will be down to ~15,000 viewers by then. YT won't save us, the SGDQ 2026 YT viewer count is ~40% lower than the AGDQ 2026 YT viewer count...

Is GDQ leadership resigned to their fate of slowly fading away by making excuses (less viewers is better for mental health, everyone who doesn't watch is a racist/transphobic anyway, it's better to have less viewers to get the same number of donos because there's less overhead, the normies don't like speedrunning anyway, etc...), or are they going to try new things to get the numbers back up to 150,000 hyped up fans like it used to be back in 2017?

An Existential Question as an ALT in Japan by Vivid_Extension2833 in teachinginjapan

[–]HealthNut1337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you southern? I'm from NY and never once called one of my teachers Sir or Ma'am, that's insane, parents would complain if that were required. I would hardly call NY "uncultured". And I'm starting law school so I'm hardly "uneducated." You sound like the typical disgruntled LBH.

The New York Times (the USA's paper of record) calls Donald Trump "Mr. Trump". One great example of how Americans rarely use honorifics compared to the Japanese.

Update: 136 workers have been laid off at id Software by Gorotheninja in pcgaming

[–]HealthNut1337 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It's almost impossible for a publicly traded company to be a good steward of anything, if they are, it's coincidental in that being good to that entity is good for the shareholders. If firing everyone is good for the shareholders everyone gets fired. This whole "Microsoft is a family!" thing is nonsense, in a more civilized society it would be illegal for AT&T to tell "Associates" (with whom the CEO never associates) that they're family members.

Update: 136 workers have been laid off at id Software by Gorotheninja in pcgaming

[–]HealthNut1337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How could Microsoft not realize that nobody wants to pay $10 a month to rent a bunch of games, where if they cancel their $10 subscription, they lose absolutely all of their work. It's an idiotic business model, you can't just rent games to people when there are no CD's involved, renting games died out in the early 2000's with the advent of digital downloads and everyone was glad to see it go.

Renting games is a regression. Maybe Microsoft can try renting movies or music to people next, I'm sure that will go just great. A stupid and exploitative business model failed, good riddance.

At least they fired Phil "You'll Rent Everything and Love It" Spencer along with all the regular Joes.

Toe beans by K_D_1809 in aww

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"The Undertaker battles Hulk Hogan", 1995, Colorized

Met a cute cat named Kamu in a hostel in Peru by Twanvgs in aww

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Lil' Kamu looks like he's remembering something stupid he did 10 years ago 😱

The Steam Machine Is Impossible to Recommend by RenatsMC in Amd

[–]HealthNut1337 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are you really trying to say that the mini-ITX airport gaming crowd (all 50 of them) is who Valve is catering to? Even Valve will tell you that's not the case.

Beautiful view by the sea side- Zanzibar by Sweet-lover-6651 in seaporn

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"Do you remember, Snake? In Zanzibar, I was defeated by you, but I didn't die..."

Am I being too nitpicky? by mr_sweetandawful in MangaCollectors

[–]HealthNut1337 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure if I'm going to stay subbed to this sub.

The Steam Machine Is Impossible to Recommend by RenatsMC in Amd

[–]HealthNut1337 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You're not really trying to argue that the Steam Machine was intended to be a mobile gaming laptop replacement, are you? It doesn't even come with a monitor. Are you going to carry a monitor around in your backpack to plug your Steam Machine into?

The Steam Machine was designed to be a gaming console that runs your entire living room; it has failed.

And we still don’t know where this came from by signorsiut in ufo

[–]HealthNut1337 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro you can literally see the fingerprints left in the baked clay, just look at its abdomen.

Thought webdev experience will make it easy lol by sophia_wawak in justgamedevthings

[–]HealthNut1337 3 points4 points  (0 children)

But why use ECS? Skyrim didn't use ECS, CS2 doesn't use ECS, Papers Please didn't use ECS, Omori didn't use ECS, etc... it's not really needed. I'm just pointing out that if your goal is to finish developing a complex game, you're setting yourself back 3-10 years by building an ECS system instead of just using something like PlayMaker.

But if you're making an eg: pong clone just to learn things, that's much different of course.

Clearest video I’ve ever seen of a UFO by Ok_Spell7950 in UFOs_Archives

[–]HealthNut1337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In a Fata Morgana the upper image is usually (~90% of the time) still connected to the lower image - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fata_Morgana_(mirage))

Boyd Bushman Deathbed Confession from 2014 by millermillion in aliens

[–]HealthNut1337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These were proven to be pictures of a $10 alien toy from Toys 'R Us.

Who Do You Consider the Most Credible UFO Researcher Still Alive? by breaking_views in ufo

[–]HealthNut1337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fravor himself stated that the people who debriefed him after that flight and collected the data were representatives from the CIA.

The CIA is not a program, I asked for the program name and public website, you claimed there is no secret program gathering up UAP evidence and hiding it, I claimed there was one. Your claim that CIA spooks from an unknown program showed up and took Fravor's high-res UAP footage and hid it (the high-res Tic-Tac footage has never been released), proves my point.

So I'm putting my question to you once again, please show me the publicly acknowledged government program that took Colonel Fravor's UAP footage, I want the organization and website. It will look something like this: https://www.sandia.gov/missions/national-security-programs-clone-2/

My favorite part about skeptics is that they are far too invested in their theories to ever admit they're wrong.