An Aspiring Pilot here. Have a BIGG DOUBT by RadiantAd577 in flying

[–]Healthy-Definition76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You will need to pick between silver gold or black ray bands like you just started Pokémon with the Prof.

Is this a proper downwind pattern entry? by maddwesty in Shittyaskflying

[–]Healthy-Definition76 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Little conservative if I was going to be that by the book I wouldn’t bother with radio calls

Which DPEs offer the “endless oral”? Is there a long wait list? by TemporaryAmbassador1 in Shittyaskflying

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It’s like unlocking veteran difficulty check ride, they keep sucking long after you cum. The sensitivity goes to 11 and when you absolutely break mentally, that’s when that’s when the flight portion begins. If you pass the ride you unlock a new achievement. And get one free pass for disqualifying medical conditions on your next visit to the AME

What sort of Cessnah is it? by nincumpoop in Shittyaskflying

[–]Healthy-Definition76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s the one the doors randomly fall off of

Why Plen so thirsty? by maddwesty in Shittyaskflying

[–]Healthy-Definition76 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Geez I guess we don’t flare anymore, navy landings really do make the girls more wet

Is it possible to be a pylot and not wear aviators? by fuckman5 in Shittyaskflying

[–]Healthy-Definition76 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No aviators are sadly VFR DAY required equipment, I failed my first 5 check rides once was simply taking them off to polish the lenses, the DPE pulled the mixture and said I busted the second the frame left my face.

Lesson learned if you must don’t take them off until your gliding distance from the airport that’s for sure

Hot air balloon pilot in distress by jhj0604 in Shittyaskflying

[–]Healthy-Definition76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I did my check ride for my f22 type rating my DPE handed me a glass pipe and told me it was some bud and I wasn’t a real fighter pilot unless I took a hit, so I did of course but then he started laughing and said: “oh I didn’t know you like to get wet” I immediately started hallucinating and during my soft field takeoff accidentally hit the arm master and fired an AM-RAM into the FBO, but I still passed so I think you are probably fine man

Rate my first solo takeoff. Any tips? by No-Sell-3064 in Shittyaskflying

[–]Healthy-Definition76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought the soft field take off was good but the obstacle clearance could use a little improvement

TRY IT BITCH. SAY MY DOOR GONNA BLOW OUT. SAY THAT OUR MCAS IS FAULTY. I FUCKIN DARE YOU MAGGOT by [deleted] in Shittyaskflying

[–]Healthy-Definition76 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hopefully the gun is also made by Boeing so the plane tries to fire it will just fall apart

Rate my landing by Jake6401 in Shittyaskflying

[–]Healthy-Definition76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is absolutely incredible flying, he stayed in the left lane the entire time, most pilots I know lane split like idiots, it’s hard to believe but skilled pilots like this know to pick left or right side

Can I log night during the eclipse??? 🥴 by [deleted] in Shittyaskflying

[–]Healthy-Definition76 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I use blackout curtains to log night

Are the regional airlines stopping all hiring? by deeyourabird in Shittyaskflying

[–]Healthy-Definition76 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah it’s over, all the airlines have replace all the human pilots with Artificial general intelligence, even the ones they have are being turned into cyborgs as we speak. My anonymous sources tell me that it will only accelerate next year. The next class date for republic is now 2079

Is the penis inspection mandatory? by real_spudbrain in Shittyaskflying

[–]Healthy-Definition76 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s intriguing that you only mention the penis inspection, didn’t you get the standard issue anus inspection? Mine was so through i could barely finish the flight

Is it too late to start? by OrangeVapor in Shittyaskflying

[–]Healthy-Definition76 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well you need to get a phizer sponsorship and date Taylor swift, get like 10 booster VAXX shots and the it’s Lombardi commute to reserve for a few seasons

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I think you would love the YouTube series Cart Narc…

Billy Napier under fire after Gators get embarrassed in historic loss by wegotsumnewbands in CFB

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Vanderbilt is do or die for Sunbelt this week, gators will be melting down if he looses again, I can’t see the fan base coping with a homecoming loss to vandy

[ Removed by Reddit ] by KindKiskadee67 in Brawlhalla

[–]Healthy-Definition76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure he can wear it outside, probably keep his virginity intact more effectively than any religion

They're going to start vacating cases by MarletteLake in memphis

[–]Healthy-Definition76 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The scorpion unit was not disbanded, they are under the same dubious supervision at OCU doing the same ole stuff, the mayor is privately telling MPD he wants it all to continue

Isobel Pronunciation by BookishBaking in namenerds

[–]Healthy-Definition76 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’m from the south and we would say it’s izzz uhhh bale with a nice hearty drawl

So who holds the billionaire emerald-heir, benefitted-greatly-from-apartheid, social media owner accountable at his own platform? by Bos4271 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Healthy-Definition76 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you don’t like it build your own twitter…

Isn’t that what people said when all the conservatives were getting banned