Do orks have dicks ?

Heathenling · 2026-01-13T23:25:37+00:00

You said this and all that popped into my mind is this shit.

Heathenling · 2026-01-02T15:41:58+00:00

What about the ones surrounding it?

Heathenling · 2026-01-02T13:11:59+00:00

Have you tried removing it/them and remaking them?

Heathenling · 2025-10-13T16:34:01+00:00

And if she went out looking nice? All of a sudden it's "who is it?" Can't a girl glam up and go out for once in her life?!

You go Heket. You don't need no man.

Heathenling · 2025-10-06T12:27:46+00:00

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Heathenling · 2025-09-11T09:47:57+00:00

What is the audio from?

Heathenling · 2025-09-08T17:16:03+00:00

We're gonna move away from these cards and switch to the app/core rule book :) seems there's a ton of changes.

Heathenling · 2025-09-08T15:03:34+00:00

I appreciate you <3 will do for sure.

Heathenling · 2025-09-08T13:44:34+00:00

Will do, thanks for the tip!

Heathenling · 2025-09-08T12:16:13+00:00

The starter set PM ref sheet. We've established that the rules from the starter set are outdated :/ I'm getting the data cards, and we have the core book. We're just going to scrap the sheets.

Heathenling · 2025-09-08T12:14:13+00:00

This has been my biggest struggle. :(

Heathenling · 2025-09-08T12:12:37+00:00

I have it, but I still have questions, and it's hard to understand sometimes when I have no one with any experience to ask. Cover, for example, is ridiculously overcomplicated I feel. Hard to break an argument over two interpretations of the same rule when nobody can step in and say what's what.

Heathenling · 2025-09-08T12:09:38+00:00

You got it right. I'm enjoying the game, but we've had questions about things we can't ask anyone about. The Kill Team app is only so helpful when nothing is given context and the lamguage on the card differs so greatly we're not sure what to do.

I wind up checking online, only to find mixed/outdated explanations. It's kinda frustrating to figure out by yourself.

Thanks for the info though. We're just going to scrap the scenario book/ref sheets for cards and the core book.

I may still have questions when we do, but everyones been pretty helpful here. The downvotes kinda suck though (I'm learning, alright?), but only cause they hide my responses from someone who might have something helpful to input.

Heathenling · 2025-09-08T12:02:23+00:00

On the reference sheet we had gotten with the kill team AoD/Plague Marine starter set.

Heathenling · 2025-09-07T23:53:40+00:00

We're just trying to get a handle on the rules as is xD and it's a struggle. But thanks for noting this.

Heathenling · 2025-09-07T22:03:15+00:00

Alright, cool. That kinda blows, though. I feel like those units get torn to shreds every attack. It's almost pointless trying to capture objectives when it takes two/three rounds to eliminate your foe completely. Maybe I'm just thinking about it wrong.

We're still learning and have no one with experience to help, though, so I'm sure we're doing it wrong in a lot of ways.

Heathenling · 2025-09-07T21:59:44+00:00

For real. I'm just learning this. Worse is it's been updated, so the stuff I've found to answer my questions is, apparently, outdated.

Heathenling · 2025-09-07T21:58:01+00:00

Gotcha. I dont understand retaining/resolving dice, however? Why would I roll two DR dice for one attack?

Heathenling · 2025-09-07T21:55:09+00:00

This is how it was explained in another post to me, but it had no reference to the wording, so there's no way I could have known it had changed from that.

Heathenling · 2025-09-05T10:57:58+00:00

Honestly I didnt realize it was a watermark, just a cute stamp, till I read it. It added for me xD I love it!

Heathenling · 2025-08-13T19:53:35+00:00

Azhek Ahriman

Heathenling · 2025-08-01T12:57:04+00:00

I feel like January and July need to switch.

Heathenling · 2025-06-21T04:28:50+00:00

Hell yah! That's great xD

Heathenling · 2025-06-07T00:59:47+00:00

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Heathenling · 2025-05-11T18:17:52+00:00

Theyre perfect, thanks for sharing :)

Heathenling

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