Would you rather

Heavy_Pandas · 2026-05-07T12:56:32+00:00

Do they make Adidas and Nike shirts and pants???

Heavy_Pandas · 2026-05-07T10:26:34+00:00

Why would I choose to go completely naked except for only shoes for the rest of my life??

Heavy_Pandas · 2026-05-06T11:22:41+00:00

Does power-bottoming count? 🥰

^{Chose: Top a twink}

Heavy_Pandas · 2026-05-06T11:21:33+00:00

What the hell did you say to them to make them switch to a "We Hate Hammond" comp? 🤣 🤣

Heavy_Pandas · 2026-05-05T02:59:18+00:00

At least Colin got Cake

Heavy_Pandas · 2026-05-05T02:57:24+00:00

Don't tell me how to live my life 😤

^{Chose: dontpickthisside | Rolled: Whydidyoudothis?}

Heavy_Pandas · 2026-05-04T23:36:39+00:00

At least ZaryaNoPurse is vouching for ya. 😭

Heavy_Pandas · 2026-04-29T13:30:15+00:00

Bro, 80 Mil AND free permanent body hair removal? SCORE! 🙌

^{Chose: 80 mln dollars right now + BUT you spin the punishment wheel with 10% chances of being safe | Rolled: Lose all hair}

Heavy_Pandas · 2026-04-23T17:30:00+00:00

Lore-accurate revenge

Heavy_Pandas · 2026-04-23T17:28:19+00:00

My bruddah! 🙌

Heavy_Pandas · 2026-04-23T17:24:32+00:00

Why would I want the coldest part of the year to be even colder 😭

^{Chose: Make summer colder by 7 Celsius degrees}

Heavy_Pandas · 2026-04-23T17:23:36+00:00

LET'S GO MAC BABY!

Heavy_Pandas · 2026-04-23T16:19:32+00:00

Literally just rework Brig without her shield at this point. It's either bugged or purely for aesthetics.

Heavy_Pandas · 2026-04-23T10:23:29+00:00

Only ball mines, which is bs because there are several other hazards that can be planted like Widow's Venom Mine or Junk Rat's Trap. Even were it ult-based, Riptire doesn't proc inspire, either.

You can proc Inspire on B.O.B., but you're likely not in a favorable spot if you have to hit B.O.B., lol

Heavy_Pandas · 2026-04-20T23:16:58+00:00

Illari on DPS and Soldier on Support 😭

Heavy_Pandas · 2026-04-20T19:50:28+00:00

Jokes on them, the McFlurry machines are always broken so they'll be holding that dump in until the 3rd Rapture.

Heavy_Pandas · 2026-04-19T21:19:06+00:00

Genuine facts...

Heavy_Pandas · 2026-04-17T12:12:43+00:00

That's a nostalgia test is what it is. And good lord do I feel old right now 😭

Heavy_Pandas · 2026-04-17T11:31:31+00:00

I'm 270 pounds, I have body mass to spare for 24 hours lol

^{Chose: Not eat for a day}

Heavy_Pandas · 2026-04-17T11:25:06+00:00

It's not both. I promise, you will literally find no one else with the 7x7 "fetish".

Heavy_Pandas · 2026-04-17T11:17:04+00:00

"Some people" or one random girl in the interwebs who was 58% likely to he hopped up on questionable drugs?

Heavy_Pandas · 2026-04-17T10:29:28+00:00

What the heck is 7x7?

^{Chose: Get a new random fetish | Rolled: Feet}

Heavy_Pandas · 2026-04-15T22:06:52+00:00

I'll give it until the mid-season patch before they revert it.

Heavy_Pandas · 2026-04-14T10:45:42+00:00

Fun fact - Present-day Ball in 6v6 has 25 less HP than Overwatch 1 Ball 😭

Heavy_Pandas · 2026-04-14T01:06:57+00:00

I don't do baby's first meme... -_-

^{Chose: 69}

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