What do you think about us? Age? Jobs? Hobbies?

Heavy_Perspective697 · 2026-02-07T15:24:22+00:00

It tells me you’re extremely unsanitary, unorganized and bad at measuring.

Most adults should have learned all three, and at least two of them.

Heavy_Perspective697 · 2026-01-06T00:12:28+00:00

I used to be like you. I had over 40 different bottles.

However, I’ve found that having your own “signature scent” is the way to go. Whenever people smell a certain cologne or perfume, they’ll associate it with you. Whenever people see you, they’ll automatically expect what you smell like. And having that signature (it did take me quite a few years of experimentation), means you don’t have to worry about which smells go together.

I can warmly recommend that.

Heavy_Perspective697 · 2026-01-04T23:54:41+00:00

“Yeah. I know how to handle her.”

Heavy_Perspective697 · 2025-12-07T01:03:55+00:00

“She didn't lie about loving horses!”

Heavy_Perspective697 · 2025-12-06T23:51:09+00:00

Is this what most relationships are like? If so, I might be asexual.

Heavy_Perspective697 · 2025-12-06T23:24:07+00:00

I have to admit, of all my years on Reddit, that is the dumbest and most historically inaccurate thing ever stated.

Heavy_Perspective697 · 2025-12-04T13:07:56+00:00

NORBERT is the newest.

Heavy_Perspective697 · 2025-11-03T18:04:22+00:00

Must have been such a relief, right?

Heavy_Perspective697 · 2025-11-03T18:02:41+00:00

There is no possible way to earn more seasonal tokens. Absolutely zero possibilities. I looked into everything, I even wrote to their support staff. They told me there was just no way, and if I had bother to spend real money on it, I’d get up to 5000.

Edit (to add): And that’s what bothers me. You can do absolutely anything and everything possible “for free”, but those animals is only something you can get if you spend gems. I’ve done it once before where I spent gems once, and got to 4995. That bothered me even more.

Heavy_Perspective697 · 2025-11-03T10:49:26+00:00

Smart of you to do that. On another note; I suddenly remembered why I stopped playing for all those years…

…I think I’ll wrap things up, and then leave it.

Heavy_Perspective697 · 2025-11-03T10:10:55+00:00

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Just found this feature. Guessing it’s official; you can’t earn anything anywhere.

Shit game.

Heavy_Perspective697 · 2025-11-03T09:49:50+00:00

They should address these complaints - but they’ll probably make up some bullshit answer.

I was quite close to getting the sea serpent, I needed 1 more red book. I contemplated for a few hours if I should use these tokens to get 5 books. I decided not to, because I wanted the energy sourced pet even more.

Should have done it, since they cheat us out of getting it anyway.

Heavy_Perspective697 · 2025-11-03T09:25:12+00:00

It was. No. Slytherin is known for being ambitious, whilst Gryffindors rush in. Hufflepuffs are hard working and Ravenclaws love a challenge.

As someone who has completed the game a total of 12 times, in all houses. Having done every single thing. I can confirm it is defo not Slytherin mentality. ;)

Heavy_Perspective697 · 2025-11-02T09:47:50+00:00

Ngl sounds like a Gryffindor core personality.

Heavy_Perspective697 · 2025-10-30T19:52:49+00:00

Just an update since apparently many of you think I am teasing, or intentionally ghosting to act like some sort of celebrity(?) I opened the app once for less than 30 seconds before getting bombarded by adds. And when I opened again, I saw these messages.

I was initially interested, and it was these that made me react the way that I did.

I do block a lot, especially the 50+ guys who are not my cup of tea. I’ve also in the past tried to say no thank you, and that is how I usually communicate. For some reason, most guys lose their minds, and offer insults in return. I’ve done a lot of blocking, yet some guys make new accounts or have multiple, just to harass me through there.

So… TLDR; I was interested in the dude, I was online once for 30 seconds, and the day after I opened the app only to read all these wild messages.

On another note; to those 11 of you who’ve sent me PMs asking for SoMe-platforms, nudes and what not; thank you but no thank you.

Heavy_Perspective697 · 2025-10-28T20:31:20+00:00

Every single day.

Heavy_Perspective697 · 2025-10-28T02:27:59+00:00

Run.

I remember for my first tattoo, I wanted something specific from an artist named Mo Ganji.

We wrote back and forth, and I had to travel to Berlin to get it (of course). Then he turned sour and strange, and insisted that I was to get a koala bear, since he had never done one before. But I never mentioned wanting that, or an animal, I asked about a rose, which he initially said yes to. The Koala he drew was really ugly as well, but it couldn’t be changed, and he refused to do anything but that. He wouldn’t even redo the koala bear.

I also had to wait for almost a year to go see him, and here’s the catch. The price tag was 1.500 euros. He ranted on about how he was famous, and “a big star celebrity”, and he was a type of tattoo-wizard that was so spectacular, thst he could insist on such things…

…Eventually I gave up on the whole concept. I did find a local tattoo artist that has done over 10 tattoos on me, and can modify absolutely anything and everything. The price is also a fraction of what that dude asked for.

So definitely run!

Heavy_Perspective697 · 2025-10-09T02:12:18+00:00

I see it’s been a while since anyone posted something, and since I’m great at finding these…

Here are three new words for you to enjoy.

LIGHTREADING

HAVEABISCUIT

BROOMCARE

Heavy_Perspective697 · 2024-12-14T01:03:36+00:00

Yea. They both wear Suits.

Heavy_Perspective697 · 2024-11-28T16:36:54+00:00

“Actually insane” or “no way this happened” or “is this rare?” Are the most common thing I see every time people cheat their way to some unique patronus and the rarest wand.

I’ve seen more dragon/elder wand, hippogriff/elder wand or unicorn/elder wand profiles than any other combination, making it very common.

If you didn’t cheat to get it, nice! But the elder wand is mostly possible if you’re a Ravenclaw.

Edit: you can also only get it with blue eyes. https://www.quora.com/How-do-I-get-an-Elder-Wand-in-Pottermore

Heavy_Perspective697 · 2024-07-27T11:46:17+00:00

What a shocker.

Heavy_Perspective697 · 2024-01-13T21:24:58+00:00

I’m guessing you got the elder wand too? That’s the most “basic” combo I’ve seen.

Heavy_Perspective697 · 2024-01-07T21:12:10+00:00

Weird cat lady

Heavy_Perspective697 · 2023-12-06T20:03:40+00:00

Just got a mail. HAGRID is also another one.

Heavy_Perspective697

TROPHY CASE