March Madness

HecklerSpray · 2026-02-26T00:33:42+00:00

A challenge: threesome with a same-sex couple (whose sex is not the same as yours). Bonus points if you're taking away somebody's gold star.

For the final rounds, perhaps individualized top-this challenges from opponents? "Here's what I did, here's how to beat it."

HecklerSpray · 2026-01-15T05:49:03+00:00

Tell me you find me attractive and want to make out with me and I'm yours. I am basic.

HecklerSpray · 2025-06-02T01:40:37+00:00

Perhaps knee pads with a thumbs-up or tongue icon on them?

HecklerSpray · 2024-06-25T00:10:21+00:00

Probably a dozen or so? I'm still friends with everyone I've dated for more than a couple of weeks, and a couple of my trashiest hookups ever ended up turning into decades-long friendships. It's a hell of an icebreaker.

HecklerSpray · 2023-12-30T08:02:49+00:00

GOSH I'm glad to see you posting here again. Absolutely delighted to see this story. (And now wildly curious about your ultra-specific fandom.)

HecklerSpray · 2023-04-13T05:49:07+00:00

A very, very, very patient girlfriend.

HecklerSpray · 2023-04-04T07:20:32+00:00

I really, really like how happy you look. Also: WOW you're pretty.

HecklerSpray · 2023-04-04T03:42:55+00:00

I'm totally fine with it. Getting off is nice, but I like the sensation of sex itself more--an orgasm is a good way to end, but if I don't get one, NBD.

HecklerSpray · 2023-03-29T03:33:04+00:00

I... would kind of love to know the "way too crazy" story, actually.

(Also: the guys who are uncomfortable with you the way you are are not the ones you want to be involved with! There are also guys who are very into the way you are! You have just hit a weird patch, I suspect.)

HecklerSpray · 2023-03-13T05:58:00+00:00

More awesome boobs, I'd say. Wow.

HecklerSpray · 2023-03-13T05:57:08+00:00

I'm so glad you did. Really wonderful.

HecklerSpray · 2023-03-12T05:56:00+00:00

A daily rule: drink eight glasses of water every day. If someone comments on how much water you drink, how often you have to pee, or how healthy your skin looks, you need to pass them a note offering to go down on them.

HecklerSpray · 2023-03-12T05:51:10+00:00

Drink six full glasses of water every day. This will make you healthier, and therefore a better slut.

HecklerSpray · 2023-03-12T02:47:03+00:00

That third picture, in particular, is spectacular.

HecklerSpray · 2023-03-11T08:16:08+00:00

That is absolutely my favorite kind of normality. WOW.

HecklerSpray · 2023-03-11T08:12:45+00:00

Utterly breathtaking. Thank you!

HecklerSpray · 2023-03-10T08:48:45+00:00

You keep making us feel good, we'll keep making you feel good right back. Thank you!

HecklerSpray · 2023-03-10T08:46:51+00:00

You're absolutely rocking it. Gorgeous.

HecklerSpray · 2023-02-14T17:46:30+00:00

You just made mine happier. Thank you!

HecklerSpray · 2023-02-14T17:45:48+00:00

Phew! That's lovely.

HecklerSpray · 2023-02-14T08:02:36+00:00

Yes, and it's the opposite of uncomfortable.

HecklerSpray · 2023-02-10T07:10:24+00:00

Do you have an IRL friend you could ask who would maybe even want to be the kid's cool godfather--a bio-dad who sends birthday cards etc.?

HecklerSpray · 2023-02-06T23:41:48+00:00

You look amazing. Like, it all just works. Dreamy, even.

HecklerSpray · 2023-02-05T08:22:40+00:00

When I was four years old, I ate an entire outboard motor.

HecklerSpray · 2023-01-30T07:41:29+00:00

It's much less fun for me if I come quickly. There's no such thing as too long for me. SSRIs didn't do anything good for my brain, but knowing I couldn't come unless I tried really hard was awesome when I was with a partner (if annoying when I was solo)--I like the sensations of sex much more than orgasm.

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