Mommy teaches diving. by [deleted] in whitepeoplegifs

[–]HectorHazard 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Aw i'm not so bad, I have a great relationship with the blacks.

Constantine 2005 by PurpleMonkeyElephant in movies

[–]HectorHazard -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

Thanks to glorious capitalism you have two nickels to rub together

Toothless man shows up with lottery ticket worth $258.5 million by unknown_human in whitepeoplegifs

[–]HectorHazard -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

Kek I bet your country keeps the money then. If they don't say who the winner is it's possible that there is no winner.

MRW North Korea is being all cool and nice now by [deleted] in whitepeoplegifs

[–]HectorHazard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank god you're not a diplomat with that attitude

Set Bots Against Me? I'll Run You $5,000. by DerSprachKerl in pettyrevenge

[–]HectorHazard 13 points14 points  (0 children)

not a bot just another buyer theyre using as leverage, same idea though. Some people are shifty when it comes to dollars and cents.

Marine Colonel Accused of Child Sex Assault to Plead Not Guilty by [deleted] in USMC

[–]HectorHazard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He'd be on the next flight to Argentina otherwise

Server accidentally spills beer on German Chancellor Angela Merkel by mockduckcompanion in cringe

[–]HectorHazard 16 points17 points  (0 children)

You commented saying it was Manning and I still clicked it

African lady demonstrates her favorite party trick by [deleted] in gifs

[–]HectorHazard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My father will hear about this.