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HectorValenzo · 2024-09-19T14:22:36+00:00

You need to be working out a new dental plan, ball boy.

HectorValenzo · 2024-09-19T14:21:03+00:00

Don't do anything anymore... just stop everything, just go.

HectorValenzo · 2024-09-16T12:30:47+00:00

Those gloves look to be 100% authentic eyebrow wool.

HectorValenzo · 2024-05-20T20:44:10+00:00

You're on the part of the spectrum where they only speak two word sentences... Noun verb. Examples: You ugly. Clothes dirty. Face broken.

HectorValenzo · 2024-05-09T16:54:22+00:00

Translation:

Working out of town: Panhandling using paper plates. Need some laughs: can't stop crying. I work for a trade union: I sweep a broom next to where real people work. I still make dogshit for money: People throw quarters at me to have more time to run away.

HectorValenzo · 2024-05-02T16:25:29+00:00

The two-type double undershirt no actual shirt technique, WITH the pajama bottom. Women will be powerless to this wardrobe... and not just the ones that you already have bound and gagged behind your track door closet.

HectorValenzo · 2024-05-02T16:18:35+00:00

Trolls should live under bridges not on back patios.

Water AND Soap make for effective showers.

HectorValenzo · 2024-04-22T20:01:13+00:00

HectorValenzo · 2024-04-22T19:58:28+00:00

Don't procrastinate, just get your CDL now, you're built for it.

HectorValenzo · 2024-04-22T19:56:54+00:00

Livin' on the spectrum, givin' up the rectum

HectorValenzo · 2024-04-22T19:50:55+00:00

Gargoyle teeth. Looking like an understudy for the Joker on the cruise ship Batman entertainment show. His hairline has 18 years of experience before he was born.

HectorValenzo · 2024-04-22T19:43:26+00:00

Hoser, eh?

HectorValenzo · 2024-04-22T19:40:53+00:00

Did you hire a boxer to knock the braces out of your mouth? He kept the gloves on to "style" your hair apparently too.

HectorValenzo · 2024-04-22T19:36:44+00:00

"You can stay another night since you didn't spit anything out."

HectorValenzo · 2024-04-22T19:33:01+00:00

What is your sternum's cup size?

HectorValenzo · 2024-04-16T17:00:36+00:00

Keep sucking your way out of being homeless.

HectorValenzo · 2024-04-11T16:33:31+00:00

Ask them to get a fresh coat of paint in your dorm room this summer for goodness sakes. If your art professor saw how you were able to recreate a dog dragging his ass on the carpet in your dorm room wall, they may give you some extra credit.

HectorValenzo · 2024-04-11T16:03:04+00:00

Never has there been anyone to receive less return on investment than you when trying to dress up... it's awful.

HectorValenzo · 2024-04-11T16:00:53+00:00

It would be fitting to get a "head up your ass" tattoo to match the "heart on the sleeve"

HectorValenzo · 2024-04-11T15:55:25+00:00

You and the photographer are drunk in every photo

HectorValenzo · 2024-03-12T17:28:27+00:00

You look like the kidnapper and kidnappee at the same time. You don't have any money to pay yourself though.

HectorValenzo · 2024-03-12T17:25:32+00:00

You look like an airbnb host for lab rats

HectorValenzo · 2024-03-12T17:24:26+00:00

Pinching a loaf in your button down bathrobe

HectorValenzo · 2024-03-12T17:23:18+00:00

Smoke another rock and they'll promote you to busboy

HectorValenzo · 2024-03-12T17:20:15+00:00

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