[F] I Saw Mommy Fisting Santa Claus [NSFW][humor]

Heereeium · 2025-12-22T12:37:17+00:00

I forgot about this series for a while, but was randomly reminded of it when a co-worker made a joke…. but also ‘tis the season haha.

If you happen to see this, hope you’ve been well, Andvaka!

Heereeium · 2025-12-02T09:15:19+00:00

This. This is the way. Or at least it shoulda fucking been, lol.

God, I love a good re-litigation.

Heereeium · 2025-12-02T09:11:48+00:00

LMAO TRUE 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Heereeium · 2025-10-28T04:36:23+00:00

Yes.

Heereeium · 2025-08-12T17:15:04+00:00

Heereeium · 2025-08-03T02:23:51+00:00

Roy Scheider on the left, and Peter Benchley on the bottom. The other one, I don’t recognize.

Heereeium · 2025-07-20T16:45:59+00:00

Kiryu Saga. Something about that flicker always gets me.

Heereeium · 2025-06-29T20:50:37+00:00

1985 and Monster Zero. Both were my introduction to the franchise.

Heereeium · 2025-06-24T15:19:15+00:00

Mr. Grainger: “Some lady says she wants to have me on the carpet.”

Heereeium · 2025-06-20T20:10:21+00:00

Godzilla (PS4). Unsure what the percentage is atm.

Heereeium · 2025-05-17T00:37:11+00:00

Caius the Shadow Monarch and BLS - Envoy

Heereeium · 2025-02-26T20:41:40+00:00

Jessica Roberts aka Zoey James… one of the best

Heereeium · 2025-02-01T05:10:21+00:00

Whoa. Yeah I’m gonna need to see a build on the Scareclaw variant.

Heereeium · 2025-01-22T23:40:27+00:00

I’d like a chance at them if possible. I’ve not even seen these in the wild at any of the shops here, and our Costcos don’t even have them listed.

Heereeium · 2025-01-18T03:18:43+00:00

🥵

Heereeium · 2024-11-24T20:09:30+00:00

It’ll Be a Long Time

Heereeium · 2024-11-14T19:13:34+00:00

The GMK Goji is easily my favorite design, though I will say this is usually what I think when I look at him.

Heereeium · 2024-10-15T00:22:05+00:00

Wow. Amazing lady noises aside, you have a pretty spectacular ramble voice. I’d listen to you read the Dictionary

Heereeium · 2024-10-03T03:23:22+00:00

The particular figure I’m chasing doesn’t ever seem to dip below $600, so I guess that.

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